Jesse ECWF Match History

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Eddie G. Def. Jayceon-XL, Jesse, Mr.Natural, Steve Williams, Jason Steele
ScottMann and Countdown Def. Canadian Killer and Jesse to retain the Coalition Tag Team Titles
Jesse Def. Eddie G. by pinfall
Kid Omen Def. Becker, Jesse, Wolverine, Legend Killer, Suicidal One to become the New Era Champ
Kid Omen Def. Jesse by pinfall
Omen, Becker, Wolverine Def. Canadian Destroyer, Jesse, Mr.Natural by pinfall
Jesse and Wolverine ended up in a no contest
Canadian Destroyer Def. Jesse by pinfall
Jesse def. Dark Cena and Phoenix by pinfall
Mr. Natural def. Jesse by pinfall to advance in the tournament
Countdown won the Second Chance battle royal to secure a guaranteed title shot. The card was Mr. Spectacular vs. Sean Gotti vs. Canadian Killer vs. Eddie G vs. "Devilish" Lee Handsome vs. The Enforcer vs. Venom vs. Raw Impact vs. The Destroyer vs. Mr. Natural vs. West Coast Wonder vs. Jason Andrews vs. Kid Omen vs. Countdown vs. Matt Ackerman vs. Captain Obvious vs. Ty Langston vs. Psycho Jester vs. Jesse vs. X-Pac vs. HardcoreFool vs. Dimes vs. Wolverine vs. Kenua vs. The Fallen Angel vs. Mike Becker vs. Jayceon vs. Christopher Young vs. Axel vs. Sterling Rush
Jesse Def. Jason by pinfall
Crippler Def. Jesse by submission
Jesse never appeared in the New Era Invitational after being attacked from behind by Ant

[tonyt91]

yea i took him out

[shanewarner]

I remember Captain Obvious, that Character was sooo lame.

[nuttyskadork]

Lol. He lasted how long? About a week.

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This stuff is kinda old, but I had it saved on my computer so here goes: Some matches, promo's and stuff as well as other people's promo's who mentioned me.

Enjoy.

ECWF Thursday Night House of Pain 01/26
Jesse Def. Eddie G. by pinfall

ECWF Monday Night Massacre 01/30
Kid Omen Def. Becker, Jesse, Wolverine, Legend Killer, Suicidal One to become the New Era Champ

ECWF Thursday Night House of Pain 2/2
Kid Omen Def. Jesse by pinfall

ECWF Thursday Night House of Pain 2/9
Omen, Becker, Wolverine Def. Canadian Destroyer, Jesse, Mr.Natural by pinfall

Thursday Night House of Pain 2/23
Jesse and Wolverine ended up in a no contest

ECWF Uprising 2/26
Canadian Destroyer Def. Jesse by pinfall

Stapler Match
"Canadian Destroyer" Steve Williams vs. "The Self-Proclaimed Main Event" Jesse
Over the past month, Steve has not had such a great win-loss record. However, he blamed it on Jesse and attacked him during a match. Steve's good friend Mr. Natural sided with Jesse but he got the boot as well when Steve literally kicked him out of the ring. Now Jesse will get to take Steve out in a match that will only see one person come out the victor. It is a match that has never been heard of before. It is a STAPLER Match. Staplers are the only legal weapons and they will be used in any way necessary. Will Steve finally get a victory? Or will Jesse show him that his losses have been his own fault?


2/23 Canadian Destroyer Promo
Jesse, I see that you have absolutely nothing to say. Well that's just like you isn't it!?!
Jesse, I really don't care what kind of match it is! It could be a No Holds Barred, Kiss My Ass, Stapler, Inferno Match for all I care Dammit!!! Hell, we can make a Hell in a Cell, Two out of three falls, get your arm cut off and eat your shit match! I don't plan to lose to you!
I plan to prove to the world what I've been saying all along!!! I am one of the best, if not, the best wrestler and performer here in the ECWF! If there is anyone getting held back here, it's me!!

Well, I'm sick of this shit! I plan on not only winning, I plan on using you at Stepping Stone in my career Jesse!
That's right Jesse! You have been a Stumbling Block for me in my career, but I will take that Stumbling Block and convert it into a Stepping Stone! You're the first on my list Jesse!
You are the first one in a long list of losers that I plan to take out in my way to the top of this industry!

Hahahaha!!! I can't help but laugh at the pain that I am going to cause you at Uprising!!! When this is all over, no one will even recognize you! Your own mother won't recognize you boy!!! Ha!
I can't wait for Uprising! I can't wait to kick your sorry ass, and I can't wait for all to see the real Canadian Destroyer!

Jesse, Prepared to be DESTROYED!!!!
2/25 Jesse Promo
Ah, staples. I've had an issue with staples for some time now.

Recently, one of them opened in my home town. And being out of a job, I decided to apply for a job. I'd worked at many shit jobs before, and at least this one looked like it would be without mopping floors and flipping burgers. It was a job I couldn't possibly be let go for the stupidest reason. At McDonalds, I spilled the grease trap (my bad). Apparently that was grounds for firing. Oh well, at least I didn't have to clean it up. At Dairy Queen, I got canned because I couldn't make their signature swirl. Sad, isn't it? Sheesh, they only gave me two days. And Wal-Mart it was because I crashed the cart machine into a parked vehicle. There wasn't even a scratch but none the less, I was done for. Anyways, Staples. They interview me three times and after all that said NO! They wern't interested.....

Okay, so that's besides the point. Even if I never did work at Staples. I've worked with Staples all my life. From all the times shooting staples at the girls in Grade Two. To the first time my brother snuck up behind me and stapled my pants to my leg. I've been experienced. But to this day I've never used them on another human being like I will this Sunday. Canadian Destroyer, your ass is paper! And I'm gonna staple it together!
ECWF Uprising Vote
Vote on what you think the Canadian Destroyer vs. Jesse Grudge Match should be.

Will it be a...
Chain Match - chains are legal
Singapore Cane Match - singapore canes are legal
First Blood Match - first one to bleed loses
Kiss my Ass Match - loser has to kiss the winner's... well, you get the idea
Expensive Items Match - ring is littered with expensive items such as computers, cell phones, iPods, etc. and they are all legal
Stapler Match - only staplers are legal
Handcuff Match - both men are handcuffed
Or your own idea of a match

Give us your input! We'd like to hear from the members of ECWF!
Canadian Crippler: First blood match sounds good I think I will vote for that.
Canadian Killer: Stapler match
Mr. Spectacular- How about...Canceled match! replacing it with a match with me, the one and only Mr.Spectacular! Now that would higher the ratings.
Raw Impact: Either First Blood or Stapler
Mr. Spectacular: No one cares about that match! No body cares cause neither I, or CC is in it!! We deserve to be in a match at that PPV! We keep getting screwed over each week and Miss Whoreyatt, whenever CC is done with his petition, your ass is going to get fired! And then we'll see who gets the last laugh!
Jeremy Justice: Kiss my Ass Match
The Suicidal One: stapler match
Kid Omen: how about a lights out match. whoever win will shut down this voting pool because like everyones saying its pointless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kenua: A match of my choice? I would choose inferno match
Eddie G: If it was so pointless, you wouldn't be voting.
Stapler match or Inferno Match
Captain Charisma: Who cares? I doesn't have Captain Charisma in it so it won't be worth watching...
anyway... those two wrestle like old people fuck.
Canadian Destroyer- Here's an idea asshole.

Go fuck yourselves.
Captain Charisma- if I could I would Canadian Destroyer because I am the best looking person in the damn world!
Jesse- It doesn't matter WHAT match it is. I'm game.

Be prepared to be destroyed Steve, at the hands of the Main Event!
Mr. Natural- let canadian destroyer be tied down, while I beat him with a sharp stick.
Missy- ooh-ooh, I know! How about a Lingerie Pillow fight! The next 7-10 people to vote a lingerie pillow fight will get a big kiss!
Kenua- I change my vote. Who would want to see an inferno match anyways. I vote for Lingerie Pillow Fight.
Oh oh oh! How about a Lingerie Pillow Fight and a Bra and Panties match!
Beverly Hyatt- okay, Lingerie Pillow fight it is.

(kissing Missy) MUA!!!

Huh? was that a camera flash? Uh-oh, this will be in tabloids by tomorrow.
Mr. Natural- ok, how about have canadian destroyer dress up in lingerie while i beat him with a sharp stick.
Eddie G- natural esa, er....I dont know how you meant for that to sound, but that just didnt sound right.

TH: “Thank you Missy! Strong words from The Iron Man Clay! This is shaping up to be a HELL of a match!! Well folks, A feud that has reached new heights has boiled over now and we’re set to see the final result between Jesse and Steve Williams. This was originally planned to be a Stapler Match but the state health commission wouldn’t let us do it. So it’s going to be a normal match! Who will come out on top? Let’s head to the ring to find out!!”

The following is a match for one fall! Introducing first, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 245 pounds, The Self-Proclaimed Main Event, Jesse!

*Set it Off- Tweeker Mix*

Jesse comes out and runs down into the ring. He poses for the crowd but Canadian Destroyer’s music hits!

“Canadian National Anthem*

Tim: “Canadian Destroyer is here and boy is he pissed! He wants his revenge!”

Canadian Destroyer skips his usual intro and just runs down into the ring! Clay: “They’re going at it already!”

DING DING DING! CD jumps on Jesse in the ring and they are brawling! Jesse is punching away like a madman! CD tries to block but Jesse starts to pummel him with rights and lefts! Jesse grabs CD and Irish whips him and lands a big dropkick! CD rolls out of the ring to try and catch some air as Jesse follows him. CD starts to walk away from the ring but Jesse grabs him by the hair and drags him back down to the ring and slams his head into the apron! CD hits the apron hard and bounces off and Jesse lands a hard right hand knocking CD down! Jesse grabs CD and attempts to Irish whip him into the barricade but CD counters with an Irish whip of his own sending Jesse into the barricade but Jesse quickly jumps onto the barricade and leaps off with a crossbody! Tim: Great agility by Jesse! Jesse gets back to his feet and rolls CD inside the ring. Jesse goes to grab CD but CD punches him in the gut, CD quickly gets up and lands a DDT with a quick pin but only gets a 1 count. Both men quickly get up, CD goes for a punch but Jesse ducks the swing and goes for a backslide pin 1....2....near kick by CD. CD gets back to his feet as Jesse comes flying off the ropes and hits a headscissors takeover! CD goes rolling back out of the ring and down to the ground as the crowd starts to cheer for Jesse! Clay: Jesse is all fired up for this match! CD slowly gets to his feet trying to get his bearings as Jesse comes flying over the ropes with a plancha as the crowd cheers some more! Jesse gets to his feet and starts to look underneath the apron and grabs a staple gun! Jesse puts CD in a headlock but CD comes fighting back with elbows to the gut! Jesse drops the staple gun as CD slams his head into the barricade! CD then continues to scoop slam Jesse onto the barricade! CD jumps onto the ring apron and then dives off with an elbow drop crashing into Jesse who slumps off the barricade! CD puts his boot into Jesse's throat and starts to choke the life out of him as he yells at the crowd! CD grabs Jesse and delivers a few stiff shots before sending him crashing into the steel stairs! CD flips off Mr Natural and rolls Jesse back inside the ring. CD heads to the second turnbuckle and lands a diving knee drop into Jesse's face and goes for the pin 1.....2....kickout! CD looks up at the ref in disbelief. CD starts to grind his fore arm in Jesse's skull as the ref tries to break it. CD stops the ref from counting him out then continues to push his forearm into Jesse's face! CD gets back to his feet and kicks Jesse in the ribs for good measures as he rolls out of the ring and grabs the staple gun. CD climbs back into the ring and places the staple gun in the corner, CD goes to grab Jesse but Jesse sweeps his legs, Jesse goes for a Boston crab but CD pushes Jesse off him and into the ropes, Jesse bounces off the ropes as CD swings a right but Jesse ducks, Jesse bounces off the ropes as CD lays down as Jesse jumps over him, CD tries to get back up but Jesse front dropkicks him back down! Jesse and CD both make their way back to their feet with the use of the ropes. CD hits Jesse with a right hand, Jesse comes back with a right of his own! CD hits Jesse with another right hand and Jesse retaliates with another right of his own! CD goes for another right hand but this time Jesse ducks and hits the Jess-O-Matic! Jesse slams CD's head into the mat and starts to go to the corner with the staple gun in it. Jesse picks up the staple gun and heads over to CD. Jesse places CD in a headlock and starts to staples CD's forehead with the staple gun!!! CD yells in agony as Jesse continues to staple his forehead!! Jesse releases CD who rolls around in pain! Blood is dripping all over the ring from the open wound in CD's head! The camera gets a closeup of CD's head where the staples have pierced his flesh. CD's face is now a crimson mask as Jesse starts to stomp at his back. Jesse pushes CD in the corner and now starts to rip the staples out of his head!!! Tim: This is just gruesome!! There is blood all over CD's face!...CD is screaming in pain as Jesse continues to rip out the staples! Jesse, now covered in CD's blood, Irish whips CD into the opposite corner and lands chest first, CD stumbles back a bit and falls into a German suplex from Jesse! Jesse looks at his body in disgust with CD's blood all over it and heads outside. CD walks over to a girl with large breasts and asks her to take her top off! Tim: Wait a second! Is that Jenna Jameson? Clay: Puppies JR-i mean what do you think he’s doing?...The Jenna take off top with a giggle and hands her shirt to Jesse. Jesse can't stop staring at the Jenna's boobs as he wipes the blood off himself! Tim: Hey! Focus on the match and tell that Jenna to put a top on! This is a family show! Clay: With blood like this? I doubt it...Jesse finishes wiping the blood off himself and throws it into the crowd and starts to search underneath the ring. Jesse takes a while but manages to pull out a table! *Crowd cheers* Jesse sets the table up near the announce table and rolls back inside. CD is now slowly getting to his feet in the corner when Jesse kicks him in the mid-section and then snap suplexes him! Blood is still pouring down CD's face as Jesse applies the sharpshooter to him! CD is near the ropes but can't see from the blood running down his eyes! Clay: He’s only a few inches away! Just grabs the ropes! CD yells in pain and is franticly swinging his arms in hopes of grabbing the ropes. CD gives up on that idea and tries to overpower Jesse! Tim: Just look at the strength in CD's legs! Jesse tries to lock it in harder but CD has too much power and breaks the hold! Jesse falls down as CD holds his back in pain. Jesse gets back to his feet as CD attempts to get to his feet with the use of the ropes. Jesse runs at CD but CD picks him up and hotshots him into the ropes! Jesse throat bounces off the ropes as CD nails him with a hard left and leans back into the ropes. Jesse is all groggy as CD ties him up in the ropes. Tim: This is not good for Jesse, not good at all...CD grabs the staple gun with a sadistic smile and walks back over to Jesse. Jesse realises what’s about to happen and start to kick about franticly to keep CD away, CD runs off the ropes and dropkicks Jesse right in the face to stop him kicking! Clay: Like they always say, paybacks a pregnant dog...CD stands over Jesse with the staple gun, blood from CD's face starts to drip all over Jesse's body as he presses the staple gun to Jesse's forehead and then starts to staple his forehead!! Jesse starts to kick and scream in pain but CD starts to nail him with hard haymakers to stop him and continues to staple his head! CD staples his head, then rips the staple out again!! CD staples Jesse's head, then rips it out again!! CD then grabs Jesse's right hand and staples that too and rips it right back out! CD yells at Jesse and slaps him as the crowd boos wildly!! CD turns his head and starts to yell at Mr. Natural to stay out of his way. CD untangles Jesse from the ropes and hits a spinebuster on him! And goes for the pin. Tim: That should do it.

One......

Two......

Thr.....Jesse narrowly kicks out! CD can't believe his eyes as he starts to smash his fists into Jesse's face! CD picks up Jesse and irish whips him but Jesse fall back down in exhaustion. CD's had enough and goes outside and under the ring and grabs another table! CD throws it inside and sets it up near a turnbuckle. CD grabs Jesse and sets him up on the turnbuckle for the super canadian destroyer! Clay: Is he planning on killing Jesse? CD sets himself up and goes for the destroyer but Jesse counters and gets him up on his shoulders....GREEN BAY PLUNGE THROUGH THE TABLE!!! *Crowd: holy nuts, holy nuts* Tim: What a great counter by Jesse! CD has been completely decimated!! Clay: But at what cost? Jesse isn't even moving! Tim: My god! There blood all over the ring! There splinters everywhere! And two men who could be seriously injured! Clay: Welcome to the ECWF!...CD is still twitching from the effects of the green bay plunge as Jesse starts to move. Jesse slowly crawls towards CD and puts his arm over the top of him for the pin. 1.....2 Tim: He’s gonna do it!.....2 and 3 quarters as CD just barely kicks out!!! Clay: Jesse was so close to victory there! I still can't believe CD had enough strength to kick out!....Jesse slowly rolls of CD and starts to crawl towards the ropes. Jesse is on his knees holding onto the middle rope trying to get some air as CD eventually rolls out of the debris. On the outside Mr Natural starts a Jesse chant going *Crowd: Jesse!, Jesse!, Jesse!* Jesse slowly makes his way back to his feet as the crowd applauds him. Jesse starts to go after CD who has started to make his way back to his feet. Jesse goes to swing at CD but CD ducks and goes for a german suplex but Jesse lands on his feet, turns CD around and hits a belly to belly suplex! Jesse waits for CD to get up and charges at him but CD ducks and grabs the ropes and Jesse goes tumbling out of the ring! CD slowly makes his way back to his feet and walks over to the turnbuckle where he starts to rip the padding off. The referee tries to stop it but CD just shoves the referee out of the way and rips the turnbuckle padding off! CD rolls out of the ring and grabs another staple gun and returns back to the ring. CD places the 2 staple guns on the exposed turnbuckle so when someone runs into it, it sets of the staple guns at the same time. Clay: That’s what I love about this guy, he’s always thinking! On the outside, Jesse is crawling in his own blood as he tries to make his way to his feet. CD comes up from behind him and grabs his head and slams it into the barricade! Tim: Both men are bleeding a tremendous amount of blood at the moment, its only a matter of time until someone passes out from blood loss. CD goes and dismantles the steel steps and grabs ahold of it. Tim: If he hits Jesse with them hes going to get disqualified!...Mr Natural sees this and rushes to Jesse's aid but falls down in pain as what it seems to be that he twisted he ankle pretty bad. Clay: What the hells is wrong with Mr Natural? Tim: It looks like he might've broken his ankle..The referee goes over to check on Mr Natural as CD slams the steel steps into Jesse's skull busting him open even wider! Tim: I can't belive it! The referee was tending to Mr Natural as CD cheated!....Mr Natural tells the ref to watch the match instead as CD kicks Jesse in the face. CD drags Jesse over to the announce table and grabs Tim's headset. CD looks at the camera: "This is what happens when you screw around with The Canadian Destroyer"....CD throws the headset at Tim and then slams Jesse's head into the announce table! Tim: Well that was rude!...CD rolls Jesse back into the ring while grabbing a steel chair from under the ring and throwing it in the ring. CD picks up the chair but the ref stop him from swinging, Mr Natural enter the ring and hops towards CD trying to take him out but the ref stops him. While the ref is distracted CD starts to ram the chair into Jesse's ribs!! Tim: d**n him! All Mr Natural wants to do is help Jesse but CD keeps getting away with it!....The referee gets Mr Natural to leave to ring a CD drops the chair without being caught. CD then picks him up and gorbusters him onto the ropes and keeps him there. CD climbs to the top turnbuckle and leg drops Jesse off the ropes and back into the ring! Clay: Jesse's body is covered from head to toe in blood, its sickning! CD laughs as he flips the crowd off again with even more boos. CD send Jesse to the opposite corner of where the exposed turnbuckle is and starts to chop Jesse! CD hits another chop on Jesse as blood and sweat splash off Jesse's body! CD grabs Jesse's arm and head and attempts to irish whip Jesse into the exposed turnbuckle but Jesse counters it sending CD into the turnbuckle setting off the staple guns into his back!! CD yells in pain as blood starts emerge from his back! Jesse, still groggy, decides to charge at CD and hits a splash setting off the staple guns again into CD's back!! CD yells in pain as Jesse does this two more times, setting the staple guns off again two more times!!. The puncture wounds on CD's back have now gotten larger and have now started to bleed more heavily! Jesse smashes CD in the face with a right hand, then another and then another! CD goes for a kick but Jesse catches it and lifts him up and hits a death valley driver!! Jesse makes the pin for a 2 count! Jesse makes his way to the top turnbuckle, he almost losses his balance but manages to hold on. Jesse turns looks around and notices that Mr Natural has gotten into an argument with one of the fans. Jesse trys to get his attention, but CD is now back on his feet and pushes Jesse off the turnbuckle and straight through the table he had set up earlier!!!! Tim: It should be all over now!!...Jesse is in a pile of splinter and wood and looks unconcious as CD is now finding it hard to stand on his feet. Clay: Both men have to be completly exhuasted by now. CD drops and rolls out of the ring very slowly. CD's back is covered in blood as he grabs ahold of Jesse and rolls him back into the ring. CD with the pin one......two.....Jesse gets his legs on the ropes!! CD just slumps in exhaustion as he trys to get back to his feet. CD picks up Jesse and drags him over towards the turnbuckle. CD gets behind Jesse and sits on the top turnbuckle and starts to choke Jesse with a hangman choke hold! Jesse gasps for air in desperation and starts to swings his arms in the air trying to hit CD, Jesse finally gets a lucky shot right in CD's nose and CD releases the hold. CD is stills sitting on the turnbuckle as Jesse turn around and punches CD in the stomach!! He climbs to the second turnbuckle and weakly sets CD back on his shoulders Tim: Hes going for the green bay plunge again!.....Jesse goes for the green bay plunge but CD counters it into a DDT!!! Both men are down and out as the referee starts to count them out....

One......

Two......

Three......Tim: This could end in a double countout! Both of them aren't moving

Four......

Five.....CD starts to raises his arms in the air to get some feeling back

Six.....

Seven.....Jesse starts to stir and grabs ahold of one of the ropes

Eight...... CD is on one knee and is trying to grab onto the top rope

Nine.....Jesse is trying to get back on his feet by climbing on the ropes Tim: This is going to be a close one

Te-Both men just barely make it to their feet. Clay: That was a close one right Tim? Tim: It sure was!......CD and Jesse are on opposite sides of the ring. They both start to circle the ring and lock up! CD goes for a hammer lock but Jesse elbows him off. Jesse pushes CD into the ropes, CD comes back and Jesse sweeps his legs. Jesse is trying to put the sharpshooter on but CD pushes Jesse off him and Jesse goes flying into the ref and knocks him out! Jesse turns around and CD kicks him in the gut. CD goes for the canadian destroyer but Jesse counters with a backbody drop! CD gets back up and Jesse hits the Jessinator!! Jesse heads to the top rope but what this? Mr Natural is in the ring with a steel chair. Jesse is telling him to get out of the ring but Mr Natural smashes the chair of Jesse's skull bending it in two!!! Tim: No!, No!, No! Not like this! Jesse just slouches over completely passed out. Mr Natural stirs CD and CD slowly gets to his feet. Mr Natural lays the chair near the turnbuckle as CD starts to climb it....SUPER REVERSE CANADIAN DESTROYER ONTO THE CHAIR!!!! Jesse has been broken in 2!! Mr Natural gets the referee back up and makes the count 1.......2.......3 DING DING DING! Here is your winner.....The Canadian Destroyer Steve Williams!! *Crowd boos wildley as Mr Natural raises Canadian Destroyer's arm* Tim: It was all a set up this match! Mr Natural's fake injury, Mr Natural distracting the ref, Mr Natural distracting Jesse!.....Mr Natural and CD talk some smack to Jesse before tossing him over the top rope while they celebrate in the ring.

Part two coming soon

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Jesse March 1st Promo

As a fan of wrestling, this was such an awesome show. I mean who would've expectted Iron Man would defeat Matt Ackerman for the World title. And that match between Canadian Killer and Jimmy Lee, off the chain. Not to mention new tag team champions.

That being said, my night was far from what I had hoped. First of all, I bled so much that I had to stay on IV for the next day, forcing me to miss the WNC show. Secondly, I lost yet ANOTHER match, and one that I had full intent of winning. And last but not least, yet AGAIN I was betrayed.

Obviously, Mr. Natural has been "with" Steve Williams for quite some time. I don't know what it is about me. Obviously I'm a fairly well liked guy. I get along with almost everyone in the ECWF backstage. But there must be something wrong. What? Am I not wearing enough deodorant? Do I drink too much? What's the deal? There must be something else, because everytime someone becomes closer than a casual aqquaintance they stab me in the back. J-Master, Steve Williams and now you Mr. Natural. Why?

I know why. It's because I'm the MAIN EVENT. I'm an "easy" target. By "targeting" me, any mid-card nobody can instantly propel themselves to a main event feud. Generally this kind of targeting is reserved for a champion. But when you're the Main Event, you don't need a Championship to prove how good you are.

Being as talented and reputable as I am, I guess I'm going to have to accept the fact that I'm going to have to keep my enemies close, and my friends even closer.

That being said, Mr. Natural and Canadian Destroyer, I will not allow you to hold me down to the mid-card any longer than neccesary. That's why I have an offer for you. A 2 on 1 handicap match. That way I know where you're coming from to prevent you stabbing me from behind. And as a result, you will be the ones at a disadvantage.

Have fun at my level, guys. It's not going to last long.

Backstage:

Mr. Natural March 1st Promo
**This was taped at an ECWF live event in Charlotte, North Carolina.**

**Mr. Naturals theme begins to play in the background. Mr. Natural comes out to some surprising cheers as pyros erupt in the form of a waterfall in the background. He is well dressed and has a microphone in his hand. He walks down the aisle and enters the ring.**

Mr. Natural: "Now just so you people understand. I don't need your pathetic applauses, so save it! **Crowd begins to boo**

Mr. Natural: "Thank you! Today, I have a very special guest with me. I have been compared to this individual many times. In fact, I was fortunate enough, very early in my career, to be trained by this man. He taught me almost everything I know...almost everything. You all know him as the Dirtiest Player in the game! He is the 16X World Heavyweight Champion. Ladies and gentlemen give it up for The Nature Boy, Ric Flair!"

"Wooo!"

**Ric Flairs theme song is heard in the background as he comes out to a huge ovation. Flair struts down the aisle and walks in the ring. He and Mr. Natural shake hands. The crowd begins to "Woo" along with Ric Flair.**

Mr. Natural: "Naitch! I'm glad you could make it out here tonight. I just wanted to clear up some things with the ECWF fans and with some of the boys in the locker room. Especially, the nitwits that keep comparing me to you. Now, everyone knows that there's only one Nature Boy Ric Flair! There's only one Dirtiest Player in the game! Right everyone?"

**Crowd begins to cheer and shout "Wooo."**

Mr. Natural: "You know something Ric? You have a saying that you used to always tell me. How did it go? Oh yeah, "To be the man, you have to beat the man!" Ain't that right Ric?

**Puts the mic to Flairs mouth, but quickly pulls it away before he can speak. Crowd boos Mr. Natural for his actions.**

Mr. Natural:"Exactly! Now we all know who the "Real" man is around here in the ECWF nowadays, don't we Ric? Huh? Ric, I want you to personally tell all these people who the "MAN" is! Go ahead and tell em I'm the man!"

**Puts the mic to Flair again, but pulls it away again before he can reply. The crowd is furious with Natural at this point for disrespecting Ric Flair.**

Mr. Natural: "Exactly! There you have it asswipes! From the mouth of The Nature Boy Ric..."

**Ric Flair snatches the microphone away from Mr. Natural. The crowd begins to cheer loudly.**

Nature Boy: "Wooo!"
**Crowd responds with a "Wooo" of their own**

Nature Boy: "You know something Natural, you've changed alot. You seem alot hard headed than before. I remember when you used to be more respectful. I don't know what happened to you Son, but you're right about alot of things. I am a 16X World Heavyweight Champion! I am the dirtiest playa in the Game! And yes...to be the man, you're damn right you have to beat the man, but right now son....you ain't the man!"

**Crowd cheers for Flair, while an irate Mr. Natural looks angrily at Flair**

Nature Boy: "The man around here is the one wearing the Gold, and I don't see no Gold around your waist Mini-ME! WOOO!!!"

**Mr. Natural grabs the microphone infuriatingly out of Flair's hands, as the crowd is cheering on Flair.**

Natural: **Looking at the crowd** "Shut up! You know what Ric? I used to want to be like you. I don't know why in God's heaven for. I mean look at you. You're not a 16X World Champ! You're a 16X LOSER!" **Crowd boos Natural** "You're a 57 year old fart, and you still have the audacity to call yourself Nature "BOY?" People dare to compare me with you!?! What a riot! You may be the dirtiest playa in the game, but I am the MESSIAH of Pro wrestling you old F**K!!!"

**The crowd is upset at Natural and are on their feet booing him loudly**

Natural: "Go back to the old folks home grandpa and let them know that you were fortunate enough to be standing in the same ring as Mr. Natural! GO ON!! Get your scrawny old ass out of here, before I beat your ass!"

**Natural pushes Flair back and turns his back on him. Flair however takes off his jacket and waits for Natural to turn around. Natural turns around and gets poked in the eyes by Flair, followed by a Knife edge chop. The crowd is going wild at this point. However, Natural grabs Flair by the tie and gives him a huge head butt that knocks him down and opens him up.**

Natural: "You say I'm hard headed? Hows that for Hard headed!!!"

**Natural picks up Flair and hits him with the microphone. He goes out and brings in a chair that he lays on the canvas. He picks up Flair and hits him with the SUPERNATURAL on top of the steel chair! The entire crowd is visibly upset and begins to throw all forms of objects at Mr. Natural inside the ring. Iron Man Jimmy Ice runs out to the ring to help the Nature Boy Ric Flair, but Natural leaves the ring with a smile on his face as Iron Man looks over Flair. Natural goes through the angry mob that begins to riot. Natural is surrounded by ECWF security and manages to leave safely.**


March 2nd Mr. Natural Promo

Clay: "Well, we're ready for our next match Tim."

Tim: "Oh yeah, and this one is going to be good Clay. It features none other than..."

**Two pyros shoot from the ceiling to the entrance ramp. A huge pyro explosion is seen (like Jerichos) before Natural's entrance music, Internationally Known by Supernatural, echoes through the arena. 6 Female dancers come out and stay in the ramp dancing under spotlights while lights flash in the arena.**

Clay: "WTF?"

Tim: **Sifting through papers** "Hey, this wasn't on the program!"

Clay: "Damn those dancers are hot!"

**Natural is finally seen under a spotlight looking down and raises one arm up. As he does, Pyros erupt in the form of a huge waterfall in front of him. He walks through the waterfall and down the ramp, while the dancers dance on the sides of the ramp. An extremely attractive young lady enters the ring, provocatively dressed in white. She grabs the mic from the ring announcer and pushes the ring announcer away.**

Naturals Personal Ring Announcer: "Hello everyone. My name is Hannah Harper and it is my privilege and distinct honor to introduce to you, the MESSIAH of Professional Wrestling! He is the GREATEST thing going today! He is the F***IN MAN!!! He is MR. NATURAL!!!"

Tim: "This has to be one of the most grandest entrances I've ever seen."

**Mr. Natural enters the ring and grabs the microphone as the people really enjoy the entrance and the women. However, because it is Mr. Natural, many still boo.**

Mr. Natural: "You can stop sifting through your papers Tim. This is Mr. Naturals time. So everyone just shut up, because I have something to say!"

**Crowd boos loudly**

Natural: "You know, this wouldn't be an interview without someone to do the interview. So without further ado. Let's welcome....Missy!"

**Crowd begins to cheer at first, but then see The Canadian Destroyer pulling out Missy and forcing her into the ring. The crowd begins to boo this action and the Canadian Destroyer.**

Natural: "Relax Missy. If you take it easy, there won't be any problems. Just take the mic and conduct the interview, okay?"

**Missy hesitates at first, but then takess the mic.**

Missy: "Um...okay. Well, my first question to you Mr. Natural is......why are you such an asshole!?! Ironman is going to kick your as..."

**Natural forcefully snatches the mic from her hands nearly causing her to fall.**

Natural:"You stupid B**CH!!! I should....

**Cocks back his hand as though he is going to slap her but restrains himself. He closes his hands into a fist and takes a deep breath**

Natural: "Listen Ho, You are not going to get the better of me. Well...since you don't want to ask the questions. I guess I'll ask them. So Missy, I hear backstage that you have a crush on Ironman Jimmy Ice. I see how you look at him. Is this true? Just nod your head up and down if it is, No one wants to hear your stupid voice."

**Missy nods her head up and down.**

Natural: "You disgust me, you know that you filthy slut!?! I mean you think that faggot would ever like you? He would much rather go out with guys like Matt Ackerman than to be seen with a woman. Besides, has he ever asked you out? NO! I guess that answers that question.

**Canadian Destroyer, Hannah and the dancers begin to laugh as Natural, with a disgusted look on his face, Looks towards the camera**

Natural: "Hey Ironboy, I know that you'll be watching this in your house like you always do. You see, while you want to talk trash from your house, I'm here in MY HOUSE!!! In MY RING!!! Saying what I want, and doing as I please! Flair got a taste of the REAL me in this ring, and you won't see that old fart around here anymore. You see, you fail to understand something. You are not my REAL target. Hell, you're not even a real challenge. The ECWF Champonship is my only real target son. I don't need to use YOU to get to the top. So why am I picking on you? Hell, I just don't like you. The Smart fans in ECWF don't like you. You want to be technical about it, none of the boys in the back can stand you. It's not just CC and Spec. You want to force feed these fans your bullshit, go ahead. I see through your disguise. I know the REAL you, and that scares you more than you let on. Now I could be totally unoriginal Ironpuke and say that you're trying to be like Dwayne Johnson, you know...The Rock, who by the way tells me that you do a poor impression of him and that you should stop it before he comes down here and Layeth the Smacketh down on your Candy ass! Your still calling me "Naitch!" (laughs sarcastically) Howabout I call you BI**H!!!"

**Canadian Destroyer, Hannah and the girls laugh as Missy inches her way to the ropes to try and escape.**

Natural: "Jesse, you are the Main Event....at a Tupperware party. But in this ring, you don't even qualify as a jobber! Canadian Destroyer and I have been planning to get rid of your ass for the longest. Good riddance to bad rubbish. You mess with CD, you get your ass kicked! Now there is someone out there who I believe has been robbed. That person is SCOTTMAN. Scott, you were part of the most dominate tag team in ECWF history and there is no denying that! I am probably the only person in this company who understands what you're going through right now, while idiots like The Street Sweepers get away with murder. Yeah, we've had our problems in the past, but that's the past. You need to be part of a team that's going somewhere Scottman. WE are that team. While thugs like Iron Man, Hoodfella and that midget WCW are on top. REAL talent like you and I are overlooked. Join us and together we will Runamuck in the ECWF! Think about it. You think any of those people give a damn about you Scott? They don't even care to mention you, but I know what you're capable of. Now, back to Ironbi**ch...."

**Missy finally manages to run out of the ring. However Natural's dancers are on the ramp and try to attack Missy. Missy pulls up her skirt and Superkicks one of them. She double clotheslines two of them at a time. She back body drops one on the Ramp. She Northern Lights Suplexes another one and grabs the last one by the hair and locks in a reverse choke hold. The crowd cheers her on, but suddenly CD grabs her by the hair and drags her down the ramp. All the while she refuses to let go of the hold on the dancer and she is dragged along as well. CD can't believe how tough Missy is to withstand the hair pull, but manages to pull her away from the dancer and throw her in the ring. She looks at Mr. Natural unafraid and has an evil stare on her face l**

Mr. Natural: "Ooh, I knew there was a fiesty bitch in there somewhere. Come on baby, show me what you got."

**Missy rushes in to attack Natural, but Natural catches her off guard with a drop toe hold and locks in the new version of the NATURALLY OVER.The crowd is incredibly pissed off and begin to throw objects at Mr. Natural in the ring, while security is seen restraining several fans from jumping over the barricades to attack Natural. Missy is in obvious pain, but suddenly Ironmans theme can be heard in the arena, and out comes Ironman racing to the ring with his street clothes on. CD, Hannah and the dancers scatter, as The crowd goes wild. Natural immediately releases the hold on Missy and escapes through the angry crowd, who are being restrained by security. Natural looks to the ring and waves "NO" with his finger while saying, "Not on your terms Iron man, but on mine." IM looks over Missy.**

**Scene fades**


March 2nd Iron Man Promo

Iron Man glares at Natural and his group as he asks Missy if she is ok. She nods her head and Iron Man calls for a mic. A ring tech tosses one to him as he snatches it out of mid air. Gingerly helping Missy to her feet, He lets her lean on him as he addresses Natural.**

IM: “So this is what you resort to huh Naitch? To afraid to confront me face to face so you have to go and attack a young lady? You wanted to know how I was going to answer you asshole and here’s your answer. The Iron Man up close and personal! The only problem is you don’t have the balls to step into the ring. You call this your house? Obviously not. Look at you and your little circus! Ladies, let me tell you one thing, that kid right there? He really isn’t worth your time. The last time he got results, he was walking out of a medical clinic!”

**Crowd Pops loudly as they laugh**

“So what do you think Naitch? You think I was just gonna sit back and watch you frolic around here with your little sidekick, talking the shit you can’t back up? You need a dose of Reality son and I’m not talkin’ Shane Warner. You made up some weird bullshit about how I’m not the real target, nor a challenge but that the title is the target? Are you havin LSD flashbacks? I’m the Champ because I am the Best! You? You pay hookers to dance for you and CD to hang on your every word. You come out here to a bunch of fireworks and you think you’re going to impress anyone? You’ve still got a lot to learn kid. Plain and simple, no more dickin’ around. You wanna shorten your career so bad? Then step into this ring and face the Champ like a man!”

**Crowd cheers loudly**

“Since you so obviously have a hard-on for me, why don’t you put your money where your mouth is and show everyone here how Naitch really rolls! You wanna call me Bitch? That’s fine. While you’re worried about callin’ me names, I’ll go ahead and toss your “monkey ass” back down to the basement where you belong! How’s that for an impression?”

TH: **laughing** “Not bad at all!”

“You want another one? I got one for you. **imitates Natural** How bout I call you Bitch! How bout I take your title! How bout I copy Ric Flair! How bout I check my zipper before I show the world what a “flop” I am!”

**Crowd laughs loudly as they cheer even more**

CP: “Come on that’s not right!”
TH: “I’d say Iron Man is right on Clay!”

“I have neither the time, nor the patience to play your games Naitch! I’m going to give you your biggest wish right here and now. You told me you weren’t going to do things on my terms. I got news for you boy. I’m The Champ and this is My Title. Doing things on my terms comes with the territory! So clean out your ears, get your hand off CD’s ass . . .”

**Crowd is on fire now**

“Do whatever you need to do to make sure you get this. I’m only going to say it once! I’m going to give you a chance to prove yourself. Your outta shape ass is going to be in your first Main Event! Not just any Main Event, a Main Event with the World Heavyweight Title on the line! **crowd starts to get even louder** Its going to be Mr. Natural, WOOOOOOOO!! Going one on one with The World Heavyweight Champion, The Iron Man, Jimmy Ice!!


**Crowd erupts**

Now you’ve got the option. Take it or leave it! You want a piece of me? You got your chance! Oh but wait, before you go, I got another impression for you. You’ll like this one. Its 4 simple words and it goes like this . . . **points straight at Natural** “Just Bring It Bitch!!”

**Iron Man flips the mic away as his music blasts through the arena. The fans are loud as hell as He holds on to Missy and starts to direct her toward the steps. He stops her, asks her if she is ok and then plants a big kiss on her out of nowhere. The fans go crazy as Iron Man steps back and smiles. Missy is bright red and giggling as Iron Man lifts her up and carries her to the back**


Backstage at March 2nd House of Pain

**Backstage in the locker room, Eddie G, Jesse and Raw Impact are all talking about their matches from Uprising.”

Raw: “I can’t believe it. I was close! I was this close to regaining that UI Title!”

Eddie: “Hey I think we know how you feel ese. I mean both of us had good matches too but we came up short.”

Jesse: “Yeah except that bitch Mr. Natural turned on me and helped CD win that match.”

Raw: “Well guys, you know we . . .”

Shane Warner: “Are you guys still bitching about your losses? You need to just accept the reality that you don’t have what it takes guys.”

**Shane enters as Venom and Mephisto walk in behind him.**

Venom: “Kinda pathetic when all you guys can do is sit back here and bitch.”

Eddie: “Pathetic? You wanna see pathetic? I’ll gladly take you on again homes and show you pathetic. I promise you I won’t miss that jump a 2nd time.”

**Mephisto growls**

Raw: “Hey Venom, keep your lap dog quiet.” **Looks at Shane** “Man every time I look at you with that belt, I cringe. But I can’t deny you’ve beaten me for it. Just don’t get to comfortable man. You never know when accidents can happen.”

Shane steps up to Raw and suddenly all 6 men go toe to toe. Out of nowhere, XPac enters**

XPac: “Ah come on! You all sit back here ad cry about things and try and fight! No one cares about any of you! They care about XPac and how badly I beat Kenua!! I showed him that me and Mr. Trashcan are unbeatable!”

**All 6 men look visibly angry when Kenua bursts in the locker room**

Kenua: “XPac you piece of shit! I want you in the ring right now!”

**XPac barely has time to respond when Kenua starts to beat on XPac. No one offers him any help as Kenua drags him out of the locker room and they fight towards the front. The camera switches views to the arena as Kenua and XPac brawl on the ramp. Kenua is in control as he finally gets XPac down the ramp and rolls him into the ring. A ref runs out from the back as they get started**

[nuttyskadork]

Part Three

Canadian Destroyer match- March 2nd House of Pain

CP: “I’ll say. But right now Tim, Axel squares off against Steve Williams and its happening right now!”

“Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, already in the ring . . . Axel!!”

**Some cheers**

“And his opponent,”

**Canadian National Anthem**

“Making his way to the ring from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, standing 6 feet, 2 inches tall and weighing in at 255 pounds . . . The Canadian Destroyer, Steve Williams!”

**Ding, Ding, Ding**

Williams doesn’t even hesitate as he grabs Axel and hits him with a shot to the gut and a big DDT. He lays into Axel with a series of stomps and elbow drops. Axel is writhing in pain as CD pulls him up and heaves him into the air only to drop him back down with a flap jack. Axel crashes hard to the mat. CD lays into him again and hits a barrage of stomps and elbow drops again. He finally lifts Axel up and sets him up on the top rope. A few more punches and CD signals. He leaps and nails Axel with the Super Canadian Destroyer!! CD covers 1 . . . 2 . . . 3! **Ding, Ding, Ding** Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner, The Canadian Destroyer, Steve Williams!

**Steve takes a mic and addresses the crowd.**

“You all see that? This is a new beginning for me! Ever since I dropped Jesse, I have only gotten stronger. Get used to this people! This is the New Canadian Destroyer!!”

**New Church**

KO: “A new beginning for you?! What about me, the New Era Champ?”

CD: “What about you? You’re a waste of space!”

**Axel comes up behind CD and attacks him. KO rushes down and he and Axel double team CD. Mr. Natural runs down with a chair and slides into the ring. KO sees him coming and slides out but Axel turns around and Natural nails him with the chair. KO reaches in and pulls Axel out of the ring and helps him to the back as Natural checks on CD. They stare at each other as the camera switches to the announcer’s table.**

TH: “Pretty tense moment there Clay”
CP: “What’s up with KO? He came out here all high and mighty but Natural showed him.”
TH: ”Well I think we may see a little more from these guys Clay.”

March 1st Mr. Natural Promo

This is no GM's office, this is a joke!
Is this what we are to expect from our new so-called ECWF Champion?
I truly hope not.
Iron Man, while you are here contemplating lingerie pillow fights with co-workers and master debating with the idea of signing Spec's chest.
I am here to let you know that I haven't forgotten our little conversation.
I am here to let our slut of a GM know that I am serious at the opportunity of taking that strap off your waist.
It's of no value when it is around the waist of a man who names himself after a comic book superhero.
You mock at the fact that since my name is Mr. Natural, that I remind everyone of The Nature Boy Ric Flair. Do you think that's an insult? You're an idiot. No wonder people call you Idiot Man.
At least I remind people of a 16X World Champion and a legend in our sport, and not some cartoon character, which is what you are Ironboy.
If you think this is about me using you to get to the top, you are sadly mistaken. (Laughs) I don't need to use cheap tricks to get to the top son. You truly are an arrogant prick if you think that!
Unlike some of these other jokers here in ECWF, I actually deserve to be in the main event! AND YOU KNOW IT!
Now don't try to say otherwise, because if you do, you will lose any and all credibility you have left as a so-called "top tier" in the ECWF, as you so eloquently put it at one time.
You and Matt can pat each other in the ass and say how great the other person is, but MY respect is reserved for TRUE Champions with a killer instinct. Something I KNOW you don't have, and never will.

Let me put it this way, so that your tiny little brain can actually grasp what I am saying.
You've beaten alot of people Ironman. You've beaten Charisma, Spectacular, No Nuts Ackerman and alot of other guys, but you've never beaten me!
And when it comes down to it, you never will!
Someday we will meet.
Go sign the autographs and keep making appearances in late night shows. You don't impress me. You never have.
Go ahead and call me "Naitch!" Go ahead and say "WOOO!!!!"
It is only a matter of time before you fall to me.
And you will FALL.
And FINALLY, the title will go to a REAL champion.
Ironboy, look at your watch.
It's only a matter of time.

Tick-Tock
Your Time is UP.

March 2nd Mr. Natural Promo

Ooh, looks like I've struck a nerve with the Ironbitch...good you little f**kface! Ironman, no offense to CC and Spec, but you keep bringing them up as though I'm supposed to be intimidated by the fact you beat those two. In fact, you keep mentioning them over and over and over and over and over and over again. Hmmm...maybe my little spoof of you as Ironfag wasn't so far off afterall.
Actually, I think maybe you're the one that needs the "Wake Up" Call, since you're the only one that's sleeping.
I am not them.
You say I'm not Main Event Material ?(scoffs). You keep telling yourself that....you ignorant prick. As a so-called "top tier", you have lost all respect.
Besides, how can you be a judge of talent....when you have none.
Maybe I should repeat myself to you since it's obvious you never passed the second grade.
If you think this is about me using you to get to the top,
you are sadly mistaken.
Even with a title around your waist, you are still a BIG nothing.
It's sad that a title such as the ECWF championship is wasted on a no-thrills reject like yourself. You are the only "COPY" and "PASTE" champion around here Ro...I mean Ironman. I have seperated myself from those who are beneath me.
Now I really don't care about what you care, or don't care about.
And I don't give a damn, about what you give, or don't give a damn about.
Neither does anyone else for that matter, But since that's usually your only response.
**Imitating Iron man's voice** "Uh...duh...I dont care...duh...don't give a damn...duh." **Finishes by chuckling like Ironman**
But Let me tell you what I don't give a damn about!
I don't give a damn about who you beat in the past.
I don't give a damn about your so-called accomplishments, cause I've seen retards win Gold at the special olympics.
Come to think of it, now I remember you competing in one of them.
I don't give a damn about what you or anyone else thinks.
I don't give a damn about your well being, which makes it easier for me to eliminate you.
I don't give a damn about you period, or about what you have to say, or think.
In fact, Just shut up.
Because no one really cares, or gives a damn about what you have to say either.
Just raise your eyebrows, keep talking in the third person, and wait for your ass kicking like a good little bitch.

Jesse’s Response: Mr. Natural, you're only of a main event level because you're feuding with me.

March 2nd Jesse Rips on Captain Charisma’s Petition
Oh and as for Captain Charisma. Seriously, man, what is up with this petition? You and Mr. Spectacular seem to be the only two that have been bitching about Beverly Hyatt. Don't get me wrong, I know that you guys have been left off the card a little bit as of late. But why take that out on the GM? I think she's great. She brings a breast, er, breath of new air to ECWF. I think rather than wasting your time collecting signatures for a stupid petition, you should be earning your spot by proving yourself worthy, in the ring.