Post by Venom on Jun 8, 2006 16:18:57 GMT -5
Ed and Norma had loved each other since they were kids. However, they had never gotten married. Norma's mother just wouldn't allow it. The two had reached their 70s before Norma's mother passed away. The two then decided that it was better late than never and decided to finally get hitched. And so their wedding night came. Ed was all excited that he would finally get to make love to the woman who he had lusted over for all these years. You see, in those days, there was no hanky-panky before marriage, so both Ed and Norma were virgins. Norma, on the other hand, was anything but excited because a couple of years earlier, she had been told by doctors that she had a heart condition and should not take part in such acts. She knew what Ed wanted, but she didn't have the heart to tell him. And so, Norma did as Ed had told her and came out of the bathroom with nothing on but her lace nighty. The two seniors sat next to each other on the hotel bed. Ed slowly slipped one strap of her nighty down, exposing the only breast he had seen since his mothers. Norma's face turned as red as her nighty. The butterflies raced in her stomach. He old, wrinkled breast toppled almost down to her belly button. Ed then slid the other strap down, exposing the other stretched breast. Ed looked on with pleasure as Norma began to sweat. She had to tell him now. Ed then went for the rest of the nighty. It was then that Norma built up all her courage and said, "Ed, I have acute angina." Ed just looked at her and said, "Well, I sure hope so because your boobs are ugly."
