Post by nuttyskadork on Jun 5, 2006 3:12:17 GMT -5
1. Jesse's favorite band is Metallica.
2. In his spare time, Jesse plays wrestling video games, surfs the internet, watches tv shows like Family Guy, Dead Like Me and the Comedy Network and plays guitar with the band MOSH.
3. Jesse is excited to be in NBA.
4. Jesse is very good friends with Pro Skateboarder/ Jackass Bam Margera.
5. Jesse's favorite Raw wrestlers are Triple H, Kane, Tyson Tomko, Shelton Benjamin, Carlito, Chris Masters and Edge.
6. Jesse's favorite SmackDown wrestlers are Chris Benoit, Orlando Jordan, Simon Dean, Kurt Angle, Rey Mysterio, Randy Orton, Matt Hardy, Ken Kennedy, Finley and The MexiCools.
7. Jesse's favorite TNA wrestlers are Christian Cage, AJ Styles, Christopher Daniels, Samoa Joe, Chris Sabin, Sonjay Dutt, Austin Aries, Roderick Strong, Abyss, Shark Boy, Lance Hoyt and Petey Williams.
8. Jesse got his start with Stampede Wrestling.
9. Jesse is studying to be an on-air announcer/ producer for Radio.
10. Jesse is an extremely fast typer.
11. Jesse prefers cats over dogs.
12. Jesse hates the smell of wet dog.
13. Jesse collects pennies.
14. Jesse has a reputation of only enjoying the first season of popular TV shows such as The O.C., Survivor and Scrubs.
15. Jesse thinks Ali G is a genius.
16. Jesse prefers Steven Colbert over Jon Stewart.
17. Jesse's favorite directors are Kevin Smith and Quentin Tarantino.
18. Jesse loves Stuffed Crust Pizza.
19. Jesse prefers Pepsi.
20. Jesse's favorite beer is Molson Canadian.
21. Jesse doesn't care for Gatorade or Powerade.
22. Jesse doesn't drink coffee.
23. At parties, Jesse impersonates Stone Cold Steve Austin's patented beer chug.
24. Jesse has four WWE shirts (Christian's Peep Show, Chris Benoit's 4 Real, Chris Jericho's Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah and Stone Cold's Austin 3:16 Blood From the Stone.) (UPDATE: Five. The Edge Rated R Superstar shirt.)
25. Jesse proudly wears his EG armband when he wrestles.
26. Jesse thinks John Cena is lazy.
27. Jesse brings his iPod with him everywhere (except in the ring).
28. Jesse's dreammatch would be against Bret Hart.
29. Jesse thinks TNA has better matches than WWE.
30. Jesse's favorite NHL team is the Edmonton Oilers. (Jesse's comment: Who's laughing now suckers?)
31. Jesse owns Season Tickets for the Oilers.
32. Jesse thinks all of Three Days Grace's songs sound the same.
33. Jesse loves Trailer Park Boys.
34. If Jesse ever got Punk'd he would kick Ashton Kutcher in the balls. (Mr. Reality's comment: LOL.)
35. Jesse thinks Paul Heyman is a wrestling genius, but is glad he never had to accept pay cheques from him.
36. Jesse thinks West Coast Wonder is the best cruiserweight in the e-fed world today.
37. Jesse rarely checks his Hotmail.
38. Jesse thinks Matthew Good is a genius.
39. Jesse loves stand-up comedy.
40. Jesse thinks Peter Boyle is the funniest part of Everybody Loves Raymond.
41. Jesse almost vomited when Mae Young gave birth to a hand.
42. Jesse finds Dennis Leary hilarious.
43. Jesse's favorite holiday is Christmas.
44. Jesse loves playing pranks on his fellow superstars.
45. Jesse is good friends with Avril Lavigne.
46. Jesse is good friends with Chris Benoit.
47. Jesse is good friends with the band Nickelback.
48. Jesse hates the smell of Watermelon Gum unless he's chewing it.
49. Jesse prefers cute girls to hot girls.
50. Jesse likes donuts that have Jam fillings.
51. Jesse loves Fruit Loops and Honeycombs.
52. Breakfast is Jesse's favorite meal of the day.
53. Jesse thinks marijuana should be legalized.
54. Jesse's favorite magazines are Metal Edge, Maxim Blender, Pro Wrestling Insider, Stuff Magazine, WWE Magazine and Thrasher.
55. Jesse's worst job ever was at McDonalds.
56. Jesse always orders the Two Cheeseburger meal with just ketchup.
57. Jesse loves Cream Soda.
58. Jesse loves the band Mindless Self Indulgence.
59. Jesse loves the band Five Iron Frenzy.
60. Jesse thinks Elvira is obsessed with Scott Hall. (Elvira's comment: I'm not "obsessed"!)
61. Jesse thinks Mr. Trashcan is hilarious.
62. Jesse once got smashed with the Buzzed Bunny.
63. Jesse and Scott Mann enjoy doing drinking contests.
64. Jesse thinks Countdown's girlfriends are hot.
65. Jesse hates it when people say Metallica sold out when they cut their hair.
66. Jesse is a huge fan of the band Rush.
67. Jesse owns every Metallica CD in existence.
68. Jesse thinks Raw Impact is a shitty driver.
69. Jesse often trades CD's with Matt Ackerman.
70. Jesse and Wrestling God enjoy making fun of Joker's Wilder.
71. Jesse and Hellraiser go to Metal concerts together when they get a chance.
72. Jesse and Sheena Michaels enjoy making fun of Hulk Hogan. (Sheena's Comment: Hogan sucks.)
73. Jesse wishes Tim White would go to therapy.
74. Jesse thinks Todd Grisham is hilarious.
75. Jesse thinks Canadian Girls are the hottest. (Countdown's comment: Jesse hasn't seen anything till he sees Australian girls.)
76. Jesse enjoys working out with the Modern Marvel.
77. Jesse enjoys playing video games with J-Master.
78. Jesse is afraid of Insane Gary Lang.
79. Jesse's favorite diva in the WNC is Jamie Hudson.
80. Jesse's favorite soup is Mushroom.
81. Jesse likes chilli when it's not too spicy. He hates Kidney Beans.
82. Jesse hates it when the Legal Drinking Age is 21.
83. Jesse enjoys flying.
84. Jesse always returns his movies late.
85. Jesse refuses to share a bathroom with Paul Bunyan.
86. Jesse thinks Big Smoke would be a good comedian.
87. Jesse's favorite home-cooked meal is Tomato Macaroni.
88. Jesse considers it easier to write music while under the influence.
89. Jesse would never drink and drive.
90. Jesse's favorite late night host is Conan O' Brien.
91. Jesse loves making an ass out of himself on the dancefloor.
92. Jesse enjoys skateboarding in his free time.
93. Jesse enjoys golfing depiste having the worst handicap on the active WNC roster.
94. Jesse loves coming up with innovative ways to use weapons.
95. Jesse still plays Goldeneye for Nintendo 64.
96. Jesse considers Michael Cole and Tazz the best announce team around today.
97. Jesse cried when Eddie Guerrero died.
98. Jesse loves Irish Drinking Songs.
99. Jesse consider's Motley Crue's Kickstart My Heart and Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody his two favorite songs ever.
100. Jesse enjoys checking out other feds and scouting for talent.
Back by popular demand, MORE Jesse facts.
1. Jesse doesn't see how people find King of the Hill funny. (Matt Ackerman's comment: I can't see why people find King Of The Hill funny either. Mike Judge sucks at almost everything he does.)
2. Jesse's favorite Disney movies are Aladdin and The Emperor's New Groove.
3. Jesse's nationalities are Canadian and Welsh which together make up two of the BEST rugby teams in the world. However, recently Jesse and Countdown organized a squad each and faced off and Jesse's team got their asses kicked.
4. Jesse's favorite shot is Sour Puss.
5. Jesse is practicing hard at WNC The Video Game to one day defeat the "champ" Countdown. (Jesse's comment: Stil practicing.)
6. Jesse, Countdown and Mr. Reality's band project is still without a name but the band have admitted they need a drummer before they can really do anything. Rumor has it Matt Ackerman has always wanted to play drums. Hmmmm.
7. Jesse loves Ginger Beef.
8. Jesse tends to get put in a lot of Flaming Tables matches.
9. Jesse was once a member of the Angle Alliance.
10. Jesse recently did an interview with Wrestling God for an upcoming Behind the Computer. (Update: I have it on file if anyone wants to read it.It is very controversial.)
11. Jesse enjoys the show Stella.
12. Jesse consider's Ally Roger's sex appeal to be intimidating.
13. Jesse never travels with X-Pac 360 anymore because Mr. Trashcan won't fit in his small trunk. (X-Pac's comment: Oh so that's why he doesn't travel with me anymore.)
14. Jesse usually travels with Matt Ackerman, Ty Langston, Jamie Hudson and sometimes Scott Man.
15. Jesse claims Ty Langston is a LOUD snorer. (Ty Langston's comment: You're a much louder snorer than I am.)
16. Jesse fondly remembers an incident where he Ackerman, Ty, Jamie and Scott got thrown out of a hotel room for being too "rowdy". (NNN's comment: For the record, I was the only sober one at the hotel incident.)
17. Jesse has three stitches on the back of his leg after banging his leg on a bedside table when having an overly-competitive pillow fight with Jamie Hudson.
18. Jesse's role as Worst Golfer on the WNC roster could be in Jeopardy as Metal God's game seems to have taken a turn for the worst.
19. Jesse is the ONLY member of the WNC roster who prefers Five-Pin bowling so he usually gets stuck with ten pin.
20. Jesse loves Paintballing but prefers Laser Tag because it hurts less.
21. In Junior High, Jesse accidentally broke a girls nose turning a corner in Laser Tag.
22. Jesse remembers sitting at a bar in Edmonton with members of Nickelback while Avril Lavigne got a little too "frollicky" with Fefe Dobson on the dance floor on Juno's weekend.
23. Jesse was in attendance at the Billy Talent concert when the drummer split his head open after the singer knocked the microphone stand down.
24. Jesse attended Owen Hart's memorial service in Calgary.
25. Jesse sat ringside at WrestleMania XX. His good friend Chris Benoit hooked him up with a pair of seats. Jesse's buddy Bam Margera had to cancel at the last minute so he gave the extra ticket to a local New York charity who auctioned off the ticket for almost 3,000 dollars.
And yet more!
1. Jesse's favorite Trailer Park Boy is Julian. (Ty Langston's Comment: Bubbles owns Julian.)
2. Jesse's favorite F.R.I.E.N.D.'s are Phoebe and Chandler.
3. Jesse prefers Family Guy or Futurama over The Simpsons.
4. Jesse's favorite Simpson's characters are Troy Mcclure, Otto the Bus Driver, the Spanish Bumble Bee, Grounskeeper Willie, Mayor Quimby, Ralph Wiggum, Apu and Homer.
5. Jesse's favorite books to read on the road are Stephen King novels, and autobiographys/ biographys on wrestlers, musicians and movie stars.
6. Jesse particularly enjoyed the movie Rent. His band Mosh even considered doing an E.P. with some of the songs. (Update: Jesse did a few shows as the character Mark with WWE Wrestler Chris Jericho who played the character Roger.)
7. Jesse's favorite people to hang out with in ECWF are Matt Ackerman, WCW, Scott Man, Countdown and Mr. Reality.
8. Jesse's favorite people to hang out with in WNC are Matt Ackerman, Scott Man, Ty Langston and Jamie Hudson.
9. Jesse loves Metal God's mullet.
10. Jesse's favorite NHL players are Alexander Ovechkin, Jarome Iginla, Tie Domi, Jason Smith, Ales Hemsky, Ryan Smyth, Marc-Andre Bergeron and Mikka Kipprosof.
2. In his spare time, Jesse plays wrestling video games, surfs the internet, watches tv shows like Family Guy, Dead Like Me and the Comedy Network and plays guitar with the band MOSH.
3. Jesse is excited to be in NBA.
4. Jesse is very good friends with Pro Skateboarder/ Jackass Bam Margera.
5. Jesse's favorite Raw wrestlers are Triple H, Kane, Tyson Tomko, Shelton Benjamin, Carlito, Chris Masters and Edge.
6. Jesse's favorite SmackDown wrestlers are Chris Benoit, Orlando Jordan, Simon Dean, Kurt Angle, Rey Mysterio, Randy Orton, Matt Hardy, Ken Kennedy, Finley and The MexiCools.
7. Jesse's favorite TNA wrestlers are Christian Cage, AJ Styles, Christopher Daniels, Samoa Joe, Chris Sabin, Sonjay Dutt, Austin Aries, Roderick Strong, Abyss, Shark Boy, Lance Hoyt and Petey Williams.
8. Jesse got his start with Stampede Wrestling.
9. Jesse is studying to be an on-air announcer/ producer for Radio.
10. Jesse is an extremely fast typer.
11. Jesse prefers cats over dogs.
12. Jesse hates the smell of wet dog.
13. Jesse collects pennies.
14. Jesse has a reputation of only enjoying the first season of popular TV shows such as The O.C., Survivor and Scrubs.
15. Jesse thinks Ali G is a genius.
16. Jesse prefers Steven Colbert over Jon Stewart.
17. Jesse's favorite directors are Kevin Smith and Quentin Tarantino.
18. Jesse loves Stuffed Crust Pizza.
19. Jesse prefers Pepsi.
20. Jesse's favorite beer is Molson Canadian.
21. Jesse doesn't care for Gatorade or Powerade.
22. Jesse doesn't drink coffee.
23. At parties, Jesse impersonates Stone Cold Steve Austin's patented beer chug.
24. Jesse has four WWE shirts (Christian's Peep Show, Chris Benoit's 4 Real, Chris Jericho's Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah and Stone Cold's Austin 3:16 Blood From the Stone.) (UPDATE: Five. The Edge Rated R Superstar shirt.)
25. Jesse proudly wears his EG armband when he wrestles.
26. Jesse thinks John Cena is lazy.
27. Jesse brings his iPod with him everywhere (except in the ring).
28. Jesse's dreammatch would be against Bret Hart.
29. Jesse thinks TNA has better matches than WWE.
30. Jesse's favorite NHL team is the Edmonton Oilers. (Jesse's comment: Who's laughing now suckers?)
31. Jesse owns Season Tickets for the Oilers.
32. Jesse thinks all of Three Days Grace's songs sound the same.
33. Jesse loves Trailer Park Boys.
34. If Jesse ever got Punk'd he would kick Ashton Kutcher in the balls. (Mr. Reality's comment: LOL.)
35. Jesse thinks Paul Heyman is a wrestling genius, but is glad he never had to accept pay cheques from him.
36. Jesse thinks West Coast Wonder is the best cruiserweight in the e-fed world today.
37. Jesse rarely checks his Hotmail.
38. Jesse thinks Matthew Good is a genius.
39. Jesse loves stand-up comedy.
40. Jesse thinks Peter Boyle is the funniest part of Everybody Loves Raymond.
41. Jesse almost vomited when Mae Young gave birth to a hand.
42. Jesse finds Dennis Leary hilarious.
43. Jesse's favorite holiday is Christmas.
44. Jesse loves playing pranks on his fellow superstars.
45. Jesse is good friends with Avril Lavigne.
46. Jesse is good friends with Chris Benoit.
47. Jesse is good friends with the band Nickelback.
48. Jesse hates the smell of Watermelon Gum unless he's chewing it.
49. Jesse prefers cute girls to hot girls.
50. Jesse likes donuts that have Jam fillings.
51. Jesse loves Fruit Loops and Honeycombs.
52. Breakfast is Jesse's favorite meal of the day.
53. Jesse thinks marijuana should be legalized.
54. Jesse's favorite magazines are Metal Edge, Maxim Blender, Pro Wrestling Insider, Stuff Magazine, WWE Magazine and Thrasher.
55. Jesse's worst job ever was at McDonalds.
56. Jesse always orders the Two Cheeseburger meal with just ketchup.
57. Jesse loves Cream Soda.
58. Jesse loves the band Mindless Self Indulgence.
59. Jesse loves the band Five Iron Frenzy.
60. Jesse thinks Elvira is obsessed with Scott Hall. (Elvira's comment: I'm not "obsessed"!)
61. Jesse thinks Mr. Trashcan is hilarious.
62. Jesse once got smashed with the Buzzed Bunny.
63. Jesse and Scott Mann enjoy doing drinking contests.
64. Jesse thinks Countdown's girlfriends are hot.
65. Jesse hates it when people say Metallica sold out when they cut their hair.
66. Jesse is a huge fan of the band Rush.
67. Jesse owns every Metallica CD in existence.
68. Jesse thinks Raw Impact is a shitty driver.
69. Jesse often trades CD's with Matt Ackerman.
70. Jesse and Wrestling God enjoy making fun of Joker's Wilder.
71. Jesse and Hellraiser go to Metal concerts together when they get a chance.
72. Jesse and Sheena Michaels enjoy making fun of Hulk Hogan. (Sheena's Comment: Hogan sucks.)
73. Jesse wishes Tim White would go to therapy.
74. Jesse thinks Todd Grisham is hilarious.
75. Jesse thinks Canadian Girls are the hottest. (Countdown's comment: Jesse hasn't seen anything till he sees Australian girls.)
76. Jesse enjoys working out with the Modern Marvel.
77. Jesse enjoys playing video games with J-Master.
78. Jesse is afraid of Insane Gary Lang.
79. Jesse's favorite diva in the WNC is Jamie Hudson.
80. Jesse's favorite soup is Mushroom.
81. Jesse likes chilli when it's not too spicy. He hates Kidney Beans.
82. Jesse hates it when the Legal Drinking Age is 21.
83. Jesse enjoys flying.
84. Jesse always returns his movies late.
85. Jesse refuses to share a bathroom with Paul Bunyan.
86. Jesse thinks Big Smoke would be a good comedian.
87. Jesse's favorite home-cooked meal is Tomato Macaroni.
88. Jesse considers it easier to write music while under the influence.
89. Jesse would never drink and drive.
90. Jesse's favorite late night host is Conan O' Brien.
91. Jesse loves making an ass out of himself on the dancefloor.
92. Jesse enjoys skateboarding in his free time.
93. Jesse enjoys golfing depiste having the worst handicap on the active WNC roster.
94. Jesse loves coming up with innovative ways to use weapons.
95. Jesse still plays Goldeneye for Nintendo 64.
96. Jesse considers Michael Cole and Tazz the best announce team around today.
97. Jesse cried when Eddie Guerrero died.
98. Jesse loves Irish Drinking Songs.
99. Jesse consider's Motley Crue's Kickstart My Heart and Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody his two favorite songs ever.
100. Jesse enjoys checking out other feds and scouting for talent.
Back by popular demand, MORE Jesse facts.
1. Jesse doesn't see how people find King of the Hill funny. (Matt Ackerman's comment: I can't see why people find King Of The Hill funny either. Mike Judge sucks at almost everything he does.)
2. Jesse's favorite Disney movies are Aladdin and The Emperor's New Groove.
3. Jesse's nationalities are Canadian and Welsh which together make up two of the BEST rugby teams in the world. However, recently Jesse and Countdown organized a squad each and faced off and Jesse's team got their asses kicked.
4. Jesse's favorite shot is Sour Puss.
5. Jesse is practicing hard at WNC The Video Game to one day defeat the "champ" Countdown. (Jesse's comment: Stil practicing.)
6. Jesse, Countdown and Mr. Reality's band project is still without a name but the band have admitted they need a drummer before they can really do anything. Rumor has it Matt Ackerman has always wanted to play drums. Hmmmm.
7. Jesse loves Ginger Beef.
8. Jesse tends to get put in a lot of Flaming Tables matches.
9. Jesse was once a member of the Angle Alliance.
10. Jesse recently did an interview with Wrestling God for an upcoming Behind the Computer. (Update: I have it on file if anyone wants to read it.It is very controversial.)
11. Jesse enjoys the show Stella.
12. Jesse consider's Ally Roger's sex appeal to be intimidating.
13. Jesse never travels with X-Pac 360 anymore because Mr. Trashcan won't fit in his small trunk. (X-Pac's comment: Oh so that's why he doesn't travel with me anymore.)
14. Jesse usually travels with Matt Ackerman, Ty Langston, Jamie Hudson and sometimes Scott Man.
15. Jesse claims Ty Langston is a LOUD snorer. (Ty Langston's comment: You're a much louder snorer than I am.)
16. Jesse fondly remembers an incident where he Ackerman, Ty, Jamie and Scott got thrown out of a hotel room for being too "rowdy". (NNN's comment: For the record, I was the only sober one at the hotel incident.)
17. Jesse has three stitches on the back of his leg after banging his leg on a bedside table when having an overly-competitive pillow fight with Jamie Hudson.
18. Jesse's role as Worst Golfer on the WNC roster could be in Jeopardy as Metal God's game seems to have taken a turn for the worst.
19. Jesse is the ONLY member of the WNC roster who prefers Five-Pin bowling so he usually gets stuck with ten pin.
20. Jesse loves Paintballing but prefers Laser Tag because it hurts less.
21. In Junior High, Jesse accidentally broke a girls nose turning a corner in Laser Tag.
22. Jesse remembers sitting at a bar in Edmonton with members of Nickelback while Avril Lavigne got a little too "frollicky" with Fefe Dobson on the dance floor on Juno's weekend.
23. Jesse was in attendance at the Billy Talent concert when the drummer split his head open after the singer knocked the microphone stand down.
24. Jesse attended Owen Hart's memorial service in Calgary.
25. Jesse sat ringside at WrestleMania XX. His good friend Chris Benoit hooked him up with a pair of seats. Jesse's buddy Bam Margera had to cancel at the last minute so he gave the extra ticket to a local New York charity who auctioned off the ticket for almost 3,000 dollars.
And yet more!
1. Jesse's favorite Trailer Park Boy is Julian. (Ty Langston's Comment: Bubbles owns Julian.)
2. Jesse's favorite F.R.I.E.N.D.'s are Phoebe and Chandler.
3. Jesse prefers Family Guy or Futurama over The Simpsons.
4. Jesse's favorite Simpson's characters are Troy Mcclure, Otto the Bus Driver, the Spanish Bumble Bee, Grounskeeper Willie, Mayor Quimby, Ralph Wiggum, Apu and Homer.
5. Jesse's favorite books to read on the road are Stephen King novels, and autobiographys/ biographys on wrestlers, musicians and movie stars.
6. Jesse particularly enjoyed the movie Rent. His band Mosh even considered doing an E.P. with some of the songs. (Update: Jesse did a few shows as the character Mark with WWE Wrestler Chris Jericho who played the character Roger.)
7. Jesse's favorite people to hang out with in ECWF are Matt Ackerman, WCW, Scott Man, Countdown and Mr. Reality.
8. Jesse's favorite people to hang out with in WNC are Matt Ackerman, Scott Man, Ty Langston and Jamie Hudson.
9. Jesse loves Metal God's mullet.
10. Jesse's favorite NHL players are Alexander Ovechkin, Jarome Iginla, Tie Domi, Jason Smith, Ales Hemsky, Ryan Smyth, Marc-Andre Bergeron and Mikka Kipprosof.
