Best Of NNN 2005

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[glow=yellow,2,300]NBWF 8/28: Matt Ackerman v. Sim Tut for the NBWF Television Title [/glow]

Well that is not the focus right now because the NBWF TV Championship is on the line ! Back at our last PPV . THe Tournament of Death ! Matt Acherman was attacked by a masked man ! We have come to find out , in recent weeks . Just whom the attacker is . And as you may very well know . It was none other than the NBWF Television Champion himself whom attacked , Matt Acherman .Thats right > For all you who didnt know it was "The Dune Dragon " Sim Tut . Not many fans could believe that he was the one . I myself was pointing my fingers at The Paradigm or Mustafa Hussan . But that wasnt the case at all !
Now Matt Acherman . May finally be able to get this issue resolved . If he takes Sim Tut's beloved TV Championship . Then they are probably just about even . Acherman may just be able to advenge himself tonight . So lets see just what happens here ! Everyone please welcome Howard Stinkle !
Howasrd Stinkle : Ladies ang gentalmen this next match is schedualed for one fall ....... And it is for the New Blood Wrestling Federation .......Television CHampionship............
Now coming down the aisle ....... He is the challanger .......From Thornhill , Onterio , Canada ..........Matt ............Acherman............
And the Champion........From The Jersey SHore ........He is the NBWF TV Champion.........The Dune Dragon......Sim..Tut.....
Ding , ding ,ding ! Both men waste absolutely no time in getting ahold of on another . They go for the lock up . Tut gets the advantage and just pushes Acherman off him . Acherman basiclly does a roll backwards and just rises to his feet . With a look of digust on his face ! He shrugs it off and goes for the lock up again . Soon as they lock up Sim Tut puts on a side headlock . Cranking away at Acherman , Sim Tut taunts the croud .They let out a BOOOOO! And start actually chanting for Acherman,Acherman,Acherman . Matt elbows him in the gut . And again . Tut is losing the headlock . Acherman throws him off and begins throwing punches . I just knew this wouldnt stay an actual wrestling match for long ! Acherman is backingSim Tut into the corner . He gets on the second rope . Raises his hand and looks to the crowd . The all cheer . And hebegins to puch Tut in the head . The crowd chants out for his punches . 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 . Acherman bites Sim Tut in the head , Sim Tut shakes lika fish out of water . And Acherman punches him one more time . 10 the crowd yells ! Acherman gets down and just lets Sim Tut stagger out of the corner . Tut throws random punches in the air and then falls flat on his face . Shades of Ric Flair ! Acherman now makes his way to the top rope ! You know Acherman hes crazy he will risk everything .He hits the 720 Twister Press . One of his finishers . ANd locks in the pin 1.........2........no Tut barley kicks out . And Acherman looks frustrated . He nails him with a Standing Inverted Shooting Star . The pin again . 1.......2.......yes , no , no ,no ! Sim Tut kicks out again . Acherman picks him up . But no Sim Tut revearses his move . And gives him a Belly 2 Belly Overhead Slam . Their both down , and the referee is forced to count 1...........2..........3...............4.......they both slowly get up and Acherman regains the advantage .And goes for the Canadian Destroyer . But its revearsed again . Tut Hits him with a bionic elbow . Acherman falls to one knee . Sim tut kicks him over and goes for the Scarabs Curse (modified texas cloverleaf) ! Hes really pulling on his legs hard . But Acherman is Making his way to the ropes . No Sim Tut pulls him back . Acherman is screaming in pain . I dont know if he can hack it . Wait hes getting to the rope . Yes . Hes got it . Sim Tut must break the hold but hes not . Hes still holding on . The ref starts the count 1.........2.......3.......4......Let Go . He says . 1....2....3....4..Sim Tut lets go and plays to the crowd . THey once again boo . And SIm TUt returns his attention to Acherman . Who is now up !And on the top rope . Running across the rope to the other corner . Off that top rope . Into an Ack-Celerator ! His move . OMG ! The crowd loves it . They have never seen him do that yet . Acherman goes for the pin. 1...........2...........No Sim Tut kicks out again . How is he doing this ? He is determined ! Tut and Acherman both get back up and Acherman goes for a clothsline . Sim Tut ducks out of the way . Grabs him up has him ready for the X's for eyes. No Acherman with a Northern Lights Suplex . THeir both back up again . Tut with a Spine buster . Acherman gets up again . Tuts not paying attention . but he catches him at the last second . Sim City Slam ! Sim City Slam ! Tut goes for the pin . 1...........2...........Acherman kicks out ! How do they do this . Tut gets up mad ,and grabs Acherman up on his shoulders . For what looks to be an Electric CHair Drop . But Acherman , Acherman With the roll up 1......2.....3 The ref with a some what quick count calls for the bell . Ding , ding , ding ! Sim Tut cant believe he was beaten . He looks mad . And hes going to the out side . Acherman is in the ring . And he is resting a little . He looks worn out . Wait ! Whats this ? What is Sim Tut doing ? Hes grabbing up the TV Championship and is headed into the ring ! Hes going to attack Acherman again ! No wait ! No hes not . Hes handing Matt Acherman the NBWF TV Title ! And now hes raising his hand . And leaving ! The fans all cheer in great respect ! For both these valiant compeditors !

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[glow=yellow,2,300]NBWF 8/3: Matt Ackerman v. Havoc [/glow]

Howard Stinkle : Ladies and gentalmen this next match will take place in the confines of a barbed wire steel cage . And the only way to win this match is by escaping the cage . The winner of this matchup becomes the #1 contender for the NBWF Xtreme Hardcore Championship .
Now entering the cage . From Thornhill , Onterio , Canada . Standing in at 5' 7" tall. And weighing in at 198 lbs . There is " No Nickname Needed " .... Matt Acherman ........
And his opponent ..........
Matt Acherman waistes no time in getting his hands on Havoc . Causing Howard Stinkle to run away . Ding , ding , ding ! The cage is down and the door is locked . Acherman is all over Havoc and he gives him a Falcon Arrow . He keeps control and hits him wjth a Spiral Tap Leg-drop . Havoc is down and Acherman already begins to show off . Which was a mistake as Acherman gets hit from behind by Havoc with a belly to back suplex . Havoc then stomps on the head of Achenrman and brings him to his feet . Havoc throws him into the cage . Sending a loud crash through the arena . He picks him up off his feet again and Acherman pokes him in the eye . Now thats my kinda wrestling ! Acherman chops at his chest and throws Havoc to the middle pole of the cage . Havoc flyies through the air and his back scrapes all the way down . Acherman begins to climb the cage but he is quickly caught by Havoc . Acherman is taken off the cage with a wicked looking DVD . The croud loves the move . And goes crazy . What a pop that one got . Havoc is also down and both men are slowly rising to their feet . Havoc begins to climb up , but hits the barbed wire and his elbow pad gets stuck . Acherman comes up from behind and throws Havocs head into the barbed wire . Acherman shoves his head back and forth and Havoc gets cut open . Great more blood . Too bad we cant sell this blood on E-Bay . Well back to the cagematch . Havoc tries to fight back but Acherman pulls him loose and hits a ShellShock . Havoc and Acherman are down again . This time Acherman makes in up and climbs the cage . He goes for a 720 Twister Press and Havoc pulls up his knees . Havoc is back in this thing somehow. And he climbs the cage and so does Acherman . They punch back and forth . Acherman gets control . He does a Super Plex off the cage . OMG Both men are down . And out . Acherman gets up slowly . he goes to the cage door . Suddenly the door closes and he gets hit by Havoc from behind . Havoc and Acherman start to fight it out again. Havoc gains control and Freight Train , Freight Train Havoc pulled out his finisher . Havoc rests for just a minute and decides to climb the cage . He has a littl trouble with the barbed wire . But he makes it up and begins to climb down . Acherman grabs him and pulls him to the top through the cage . Havoc fights back and gets control . Havoc looks to the crowd and gives them the Cut Throat signal . Implamenting that this one is undoubtably over . He pulls Acherman between his legs and puts him in the air . Throws him off the cage and through the ring . OMG,OMG,OMG,Thats right through the ring and to the arena floor below the ring . Ding ding ding . What the bell rang . But Havoc didnt climb down yet . Whats this ? I know that move was devistating but its not over. Here comes Howard Stinkle lets find out whats going on .
Howard Stinkle : Ladies and gentalmen the referee has informed me that since the only way to win is to be the first person to escape the cage . Your winner and new #1 contender for the XHC Matt .........Acherman...........!

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[glow=yellow,2,300]IHW 8/17: Devastation (Pete Jones & Canadian Killer) vs. Total Wrestling (The Paradigm & Ackerman) for the IHW Tag Team Championship [/glow]

Pete Jones and No Name start the match. No Name irish whips Jones into the ropes and hits a dropkick. No Name then hits a standing moonsault. No Name drags Jones to the corner and tags Paradigm. Paradigm climbs up and hits a double axe handle on Jones. Paradigm then throws Jones against the ropes and goes for a clothesline, Jones ducks and hits a ddt on Paradigm. Jones then tags Killer. Killer comes in and starts stomping on Paradigm. Killer grabs Paradigm and hits 5 snap suplexes in a row. Killer then tags Jones. Jones comes in and goes to work on Paradigm. Jones is taunting No Name. Jones throws Paradigm in the corner and climbs the top. Jones starts punching Paradigm in the head. Paradigm lifts Jones up and hits an Atomic Drop. Paradigm is crawling to his corner to make a tag. Jones tags Killer and Killer stops Paradigm. Killer goes for a german suplex but Paradigm kicks him in the nuts. Killer drops. Paradigm has been punished and needs to tag. Killer tags Jones and Paradigm gets to No Name and makes the tag. No Name comes in and hits Jones, then hits Killer, then bodyslams Jones, then Killer, No Name throws Jones into the corner,then he throws Killer into Jones. No Name then runs does 2 backflips and hits a splash on the men in the corner. Killer falls and Jones comes stumbling out and gets hit with the PARADIGM SHIFT by the Paradigm. No Name climbs to the top as Paradigm throws Killer out of the ring. No Name hits the unheard of 900 SPLASH on Jones. He goes for the pin 1..2..3
WINNERS AND STILL IHW TAG CHAMPIONS- TOTAL WRESTLING

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[glow=yellow,2,300]ICZ 10/2: Matt Ackerman debuts in the ICZ Battle Royal [/glow]

*crowd: 3..2..1!* Not again! *lights go off* Jesus help me! What, what is this, now??!! *Tron shows, He's coming to the ICZ.....NOW! Lights shoot back on, showing the 4 in the ring standing and looking at the stage, as all sorts of fireworks blast the stage and "Planet Hell" by Nightwish thunders the through the arena as Matt Ackerman makes his way to the ring* OH MY GOD IN HEAVEN!!! IT'S MATT ACKERMAN!!! HE'S COME TO THE ICZ!!! WHAT AN APPEARANCE! Matt runs to the ring and gets jumped by everyone in the ring! Matt pushes himself up, superkicks Mr. Spectacular, does a 360 spin kick to Dave, does a corkscrew pele kick to Sean, kicks Venom in the midsection and a go 2 sleep, hitting Venom in the face with his knee! Matt picks Mr. Spectacular up and a Switchback '05!! He picks Mr. Spectacular back up and throws him over the top rope to the outside! *refs. escort Mr. Spectacular to the back* Matt goes after Dave, but Dave hits him with a right hand to the gut! Dave pops up, grabs him, but Matt throws his hands away and a shellshock! Matt goes over to Sean and starts drilling him with kicks and punches! Venom is up, grabs Dave, punches him in the face a couple times, takes him to the turnbuckle and sets him on top. Matt picks Sean up, on the other side, puts him against the ropes and does multiple chops to his chest! Venom climbs to the top rope with Dave, stands up with him, looking for a superplex! Matt whips Sean to their side, Sean bounces off the ropes, Venom and Dave lose balance and they both fall to the outside! *refs. escort Venom and Dave to the back* Sean comes back to Matt and a shining wizard to Sean! Matt picks Sean up, kicks hard in the midsection and tosses him to the outside! Wait! Sean is hanging on the top rope! Matt doesn't see it! He thinks he's won!! Sean pulls himself up and in the ring!(like HBK, Shelton, etc.) Matt turns and is met with a big dropkick from Sean! Sean picks Matt up, puts him against the ropes and tries to push him out! Matt fires back with an eye rake! Matt grabs Sean and throws him in to the ropes and starts hitting the dynamic punch rush! He's just going off on Sean! Sean manages to duck down, but Matt is still letting off on the assault! Sean grabs Matt's legs and tosses him over his shoulders over the top rope and Matt hits the ground! Ding ding ding. Here is your winner and NEW ICZ World Heavyweight Champion, "The Hoodfella" Sean Gotti! *fanz go fucking nutz!*
CP: HE'S DONE IT!! SEAN GOTTI IS THE NEW AND FIRST EVER ICZ WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!

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[glow=yellow,2,300]NBWF Carnage 10/20 Promo [/glow]

(A montage of Matt Ackerman's interactions with Sim Tut is shown on the screen as Ackerman does voice-over)

Ackerman (V.O.): Hahahahaha... Sim, you and I have had a long history. My career has seemingly intertwined with yours. My run for the top started back in July... (clips from Sim Tut v. Ackerman in the battle royal are shown)

Ackerman (cont'd): Of course, things didn't exactly go as planned for me... (Sim is shown biting Ackerman's fingers to force him off the rope)

Ackerman (cont'd): And then, there was a little thing called the Tournament of Death. Things were going well for me, with a defeat over Iron Man Jimmy Ice... (clips from Ackerman's scaffold match with Jimmy Ice are shown)

Ackerman (cont'd): But not a moment later, and there you were, striking ever so swiftly, taking me out of the tournament. (Sim's attack is shown)

Ackerman (cont'd): And of course, don't think I've forgotten all the hell you put me through when we collided in the ring... (scenes of Sim destroying Matt are shown)

Ackerman (cont'd): But then again, once it was all said and done, your precious TV Title belt was arond my waist in the end. (Ackerman is shown celebrating after winning the TV Title)

(The shot then moves away from the clip, as it is revealed that all these moments were being shown on a TV screen. The camera turns right, changing to a shot of a dark room, where Matt Ackerman is seated on a chair, illuminated by a single light.)

Ackerman: Say whatever you want Sim, but you can not deny the effect you have had on my career. After all, it was you who screwed me out of the TV Title... but eventually, I won that. And of course, there was the Tournament of Death incident. You know it just as well as I do... Havoc shouldn't have been the one to come out victorious. It should have been me. I should have been the one to walk out of the Cage of Death holding that trophy, and the single greatest prize this company has to offer, the NBWF Title. But no... you knew how much of a threat I was, and you committed yourself to the goal of taking me out of the Tourney, so that you would have a clear path. And you committed yourself so deeply, you lost to Havoc in the process. And after all that, I still came back to take that TV Title from you. And this time around, you've done nothing to stop me. I've destroyed opponent after opponent, with such power and might that no natural disaster has ever even begun to display. Sim, you failed to stop me then. You can not stop me now. Once I have the gold... (behind Ackerman appear The Paradigm, West Coast Wonder and Russian Rocket) THE GREAT PLAN WILL BE COMPLETE! (Fade to Black as Ackerman displays a twisted smile)

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[glow=yellow,2,300]NBWF carnage 10/20: Matt Ackerman v. Sim Tut for the NBWF World Heavyweight Title [/glow]

"March of the Fire Ants" hits the arena, and the crowd goes insane. Sim Tut is making his way down.
Mr. Kennedy: introducing first, from the Jersey Shore, weighing in at 242 lbs., being joined by Jimmy Lee, the NBWF Heavyweight Champion, Sim.....Tut!
Sim plays to the crowd. he is one of the most loved superstars in professional wrestling today. he enters the ring and shakes Venom's hand. obviously he has no problem with Venom being out here. Sim considers Venom a close friend and has also brought "The Shanghai Dragon" along with him. Jimmy Lee is down here more than likely to keep an eye out for any of the Total Wrestling members. in any case, im sure Sim feels better knowing Jimmy has his back.
Mr. Kennedy: and his opponent, from Thornhill, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 195 lbs., Matt "No Nickname Needed".....Ackerman!
the fans jump to their feet. they have waited along time for Ackerman to get this kind of oppertunity. he truely deserves it though ladies and gentlemen. he is one of the biggest stars in NBWF. he will definately give Sim Tut a run for his money. Matt rushes in, and this main event is ready to begin. Ding! Ding! Ding! Sim and Matt meet in the center of the ring and enchange a series of hard shots.neither man has a clear advantage. they are hammering each other! Sim goes for a clothesline, but Matt ducks it and puts Sim in a fireman's carry position. Ackerman with the Go 2 Sleep. Sim is down, and Ackerman quickly applies a submission. it's a Death's Head by Matt. Sim fights for the rope. he gets it. Ackerman quickly releases and picks Sim up. Matt with a Falcon Arrow. Ackerman quickly rushes up the turnbuckle. Ackerman with the Halo! Ackerman covers. 1......2.......Sim kicks out just after the two count. Sim gets to his feet, but Matt is a little too slow getting up. Matt turns around, and Sim hits a flatliner. Sim seems to have the same mind set as Ackerman. he quickly applies a cross arm breaker. Ackerman is near the middle of the ring but keeps fighting. he finally gets over to the rope. Venom calls for the break, and Sim releases. Sims gets Matt to his feet. Sim with a vertical suplex. no wait, a gutbuster! that one took all of us by surprise. Sim with a pin. Venom counts. 1.......2......Ackerman kicks out. Matt stumbles to his feet. Sim takes advantage and begins with some massive chops to the chest of Ackerman. Sim backs Matt into the corner. Sim with a rope choke. Venom counts. 1.......2.......3......4.......Sim lets go. Venom warns his friend about watching for the disqualification, but something has the crowd's attention. here comes Total Wrestling's own West Coast Wonder. what business does he have out here. WCW makes his way down. Jimmy Lee gets in a position to attack, but WCW passes him by. i don't think he is down here to start anything. maybe he just wanted a better view. WCW makes his way over to Ackerman's corner and looks on with a grim expression. meanwhile, in the ring, Sim nails another series of chops to Ackerman's chest. Sim grapples Matt and positions him on the turnbuckle. Sim is going up! WOW! A SUPER TIGER BOMB! what a move by Sim Tut. Sim gets up and goes back up the turnbuckle. Sim flys off the top rope and hits a guillotine leg drop! Sim with a pin! 1.........2.......what the hell?! WCW pulls Sim off of Ackerman from the outside. maybe he DID have other plans for being out here. Sim gets Matt to his feet as Venom yells a WCW. there's a little bad blood between these two as well. Venom almost killed WCW on Monday night when he refused to release a submission. Venom warns WCW as Sim signals for something big. MY GOD! SIM WITH A X'S FOR EYES OUT OF NOWHERE! SIM WITH THE COVER. OH NO! WCW IS UP ON THE APRON, AND VENOM IS STILL YELLING AT HIM. SIM STILL HAS THE PIN! Venom finally turns, but Ackerman kicks out before a count can even be started. what a shame! Sim should have just won this match and retained his title. Sim is furious. he is yelling at WCW, who doesn't seem to care. this is what he came out here for. he is nothing but a distraction. what's this. Ackerman is up and dropkicks Sim from behind. Sim lands hard in the corner. what is Ackerman doing now? he is going to an opposite turnbuckle and climbing it. WCW is holding Sim down from the outside of the ring. Ackerman takes off across the ropes and hits a Ack-Celerator! what a move! i don't think we've ever seen that one before! Ackerman goes back up the turnbuckle. what is he thinking of doing next? Ackerman goes for the Darkness Falls, but Sim moves just in time. Ackerman crashed and burned! Sim could have this one! Sim turns Matt over and grabs his legs. OH MY! A SCARAB'S CURSE! ACKERMAN IS IN SERIOUS PAIN! HE COULD TAP! WHAT THE HELL! WCW IS IN THE RING! HE CHARGES TOWARD SIM, BUT VENOM CUTS HIM OFF WITH A CLOTHESLINE! VEMON PICKS WCW UP AND THROWS HIM INTO THE CORNER! HE'S GOING FOR THE SOUL TAKER! WAIT A MINUTE! ACKERMAN IS TAPPING! HE'S TAPPING! VENOM WITH A SOUL TAKER ON WCW! MY GOD I DON'T THINK VENOM SAW ACKERMAN TAP OUT! SIM SHOULD HAVE WON AGAIN! this is twice now that Sim should have been named the winner, but Venom didn't see it. Sim has already released the hold and is taunting when Venom returns his focus to the match. Sim realizes what's going on. he gets in Venom's face and argues with his actions. what's this? Ackerman with a school boy! no! not like this! 1.......2.......oh and Sim barely kicks out in time. Sim tries to stand, but Ackerman grabs him. Ackerman with the Canadian Destroyer. Matt quickly gets Sim Tut to his feet and whips him into the corner. Matt positons Sim on the top rope. Matt is going up as well. GOOD GOD! A SPIDER GERMAN SUPLEX! Matt raises himself back up. what amazing leg strength! Matt signals for the finisher. OH NO! THERE'S JIMMY LEE! HE IS GETTING INTO THIS ONE NOW! JIMMY HAS MATT'S LEG, BUT WCW NAILS LEE FROM BEHIND. Matt repositions himself and leaps high in the air. THE 720 SPLASH! ACKERMAN HITS THE 720 SPLASH! MY GOD! THE 720 SPLASH! ACKERMAN HAS THE PIN! VENOM BEGINS THE COUNT! 1.........2...........VENOM PAUSES.........3! OH MY GOD! WE HAVE A NEW NBWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! MATT ACKERMAN HAS DONE IT!
Mr. Kennedy: here is your winner, and the new NBWF World Heavyweight Champion, Matt........Ackerman!
the fans can't believe it! Matt has finally made it to the top! here comes Paradigm and Russian Rocket! Total Wrestling assembles around their leader. Dave and Alex pick Ackerman up onto their shoulders. Ackerman raises his arms in victory. this is bigger than the Astros making the World Series! Ackerman sheads a tear as the crowd gives him the cheer of a lifetime.

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[glow=yellow,2,300]ECWF Sweet November Revenge, 11/6: Matt Ackerman v. Sean Gotti for the ECWF World Heavyweight Championship [/glow]

The Following contest is scheduled for one fall and is the MAIN EVENT! It is a "X"– Treme X match for the ECWF World Heavyweight Championship, the only way to win this match is to grab the Title belt off of the X! Introducing first *The open keyboard solo to H.I.M - Heartache Every Moment plays as the arena goes dark. The drum hits and the guitar starts to play as a huge blast of pyro goes off and Matt makes his way to the ring, extending his arms outward (jesus style) summoning sparks from the ground as he walks* Ackerman enters the ring and brings up sparks from the turnbuckles! standing 5’7’’ and weighing in at 195 pounds, from Thornhill, Ontario, Canada! MATT "NO NICKNAME NEEDED" ACKERMAN! *Crowd goes bananas* and his opponent *Cam’Ron – Get Em Daddy* standing 6’5’’ and weighing in tonight at 245 pounds, from Brooklyn , New York! The ECWF World Heavyweight Champion, "THE HOODFELLA" SEAN GOTTI! *Boos Over Cheers* Hoodfella makes his way out the curtains as black lights flicker through the dark arena…Hoodfella makes his way into the ring staring down Ackerman! DING DING DING!! The Match is underway *Crowd cheers* Sean and Ackerman circle each other in the ring. They seem to be scouting each other. Sean turns his back on Ackerman and poses for the crowd *crowd boos* Ackerman doesn’t take advantage though, he jus walks up behind Sean and when turns around he delivers a huge chop to the chest of Sean! Sean walks back into the corner to get away but Ackerman follows him and delivers another chop to him in the corner, followed by another and another! Sean’s chest is turning red and Ackerman loves it! Ackerman pulls Sean out of the corner, places his head between his legs, lifts him up and lets him hang there upside down for a couple of seconds, and oh god drops him on his head with a Ganso Bomb! Sean does not look okay right now! Ackerman takes advantage and jumps right on top of him with a Death’s Head! This is purely to wear Sean out because he cant win this match by submission. Ackerman leaves the hold in for a couple of minutes and releases. Ackerman has not wasted time taking it to the cocky champ! Ackerman lifts the head of Sean off the ground and is going to go for a arm bar but Sean reverses it, Irish whips Ackerman off the ropes….he comes back and Sean scoops him off the ground for a tilt a whirl slam but Ackerman swings the whole way around and a Déjà vu to Sean! And Sean goes flying in the ropes and out of the ring! Ackerman is using this opportunity to head for the belt. He climbs the turnbuckle and starts to climb the Scaffolding, he grabs on to one of the wires and makes his way across but Sean is now back in the ring. Ackerman sees him….he drops down, catches Sean’s head with his legs and goes for a hurricanrana but Sean holds his own, lifts Ackerman back up and POWERBOMBED ACK INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! What a change in momentum for Sean! Sean goes to the corner and starts stomping the chest and head of Ackerman! He lifts him up and places him in the corner, he places Ackerman’s legs on the ropes, and a sick EGO TRIP to ACKERMAN! Sean is heading up the scaffolding; he grabs the wire and starts to head across the wiring to the middle of the X, hes going to win it already! Wait Sean flips his body around the X and is now balancing himself on it. Ackerman is making his way to his feet, Sean measures him and a SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO THE STANDING ACKERMAN OFF THE X!!!!! Both men are down *crowd: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT* * Moments pass* Sean starts to make his way to his feet. He climbs up the scaffolding again slowly…Ackerman is getting up as well and sees Sean turning around to grab that line…. Ackerman runs, jumps and spring board dropkick to the chest of Sean and Ackerman uses the momentum of the kick to catch the wire! Now hes ahead of Sean…hes facing him and is trying to turn around….he takes one arm off the wire to turn around but Sean jumps off the scaffolding, locks arms and hits Ackerman with a SITTIN’ SIDEWAYZ!!! He just bent Ackerman in half!!! How can either of them get up from that…………..Sean is crawling over to the bottom rope…he grabs the second and uses the third to lift himself off the ground, he is dominating right now! Sean makes his way over to Ackerman, he lifts him up off the ground and slaps him in the face! The ultimate sign of disrespect! He slaps him again, Sean runs ff the ropes and Ackerman hits him with a 360 Spin kick! That’s the way to stop the momentum! Ackerman slowly getting up and so is Sean, Ackerman grabs sean and hits him with a Ack-Murderer!!! He heads to the top rope stands there for a second to catch his breath and leaps off with a Prime Rabbit half way across the ring! Ackerman gets up and starts climbing the scaffold, he hops onto the wire and starts making his way across! Sean is up and grabs Ackerman’s legs to stop him, Ackerman kicks Sean in the face and sends him flying across the ring into the corner….it seems like Ackerman is taking a page from Sean’s playbook and is pulling him self up to stand on the wire…..he does a tight walk and an ACK-CELERATOR TO SEAN OFF THE X!!!!! I DON’T F*CKING BELIEVE IT!!!! that is one of the craziest things ive ever seen!!!! Ackerman took himself out with that as well!!! *crowd this match rules this match rules* Ackerman slowly makes his way up and over to Sean who is laying in the corner, he lifts him up and sets him up in the corner! He heads up top and starts with the right hands…1….2….3….4….5….6….7…8….9….10!!! but wait Sean grabs his legs and lifts him up in a powerbomb position! He walks him over to the ropes and hes going to give him a last ride out of the ring! Ackerman reverses into a hurricanrana and both men go flying out of the ring!! Im not sure who got more hurt on that one as it seems Ackerman hit his head on the way down on the apron! ………….Sean starts to move and walks over to Ackerman who is already on his feet dazed. Sean lifts Ackerman up in a body press and drops him stomach first on the steel stairs! OUCHY! Sean is not giving up on it either, he lifts him up and places his head between his legs, and Sean nails a HOOD HOP ONTO ACKERMAN ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!! He looks like he injured his knee doing so though!! Ackerman is out, all Sean needs to do is make his way up and grab that title! Sean is aching in pain and struggles just to get into the ring! He hobbles across the ring and tries to pull himself up on the top turnbuckle…he grabs onto the wire and starts making his way across…but Sean just noticed that Ackerman is getting up, this man wont give up…..Sean drops down off the X lands hard on that knee..he gets up holding his knee…..He runs off the ropes across the ring and jumps over the top rope with a 450 dive but Ackerman moves out of the way and Sean goes back first into the steel barricade!!! HOLY SH*T I DON’T SEE HIM RECOVERING FROM THAT!!! Ackerman is going under the ring…..hes pulling out a table! And a LADDER!!! He throws both into the ring and grabs the fallen champ! He throws Sean in the ring as well! Ackerman sets up the table in the corner of the ring and lays Sean against it. Ackerman takes the ladder, folds it up and runs across the ring with it……….OH GOD HE DROVE THE LADDER INTO THE MID SECTION OF SEAN BREAKING THAT TABLE IN HALF!!!!!!! If that doesn’t end the match, I don’t know what will!!! Ackerman is exhausted!!! He lays in the middle of the ring trying to collect himself as Sean is just sitting in the corner *crowd is going crazy* Ackerman Is making his way to his feet…..he climbs up the turnbuckle and jumps up for the line, he starts slowly pulling his way across the wire!! Sean is forcing himself up, seeing his title about to be taken from him…..he sets up the ladder right in the middle of the ring he climbs the rungs getting closer to the top as Ackerman gets closer to the middle, finally Ackerman has his hands on the belt, Sean is on the top of the ladder and grabs Ackerman’s head and places it under his arm! He uses all his strength to pull him back and TALES FROM THE HOOD BY SEAN TO ACKERMAN OFF THE LADDER AND ONTO THE FLOOR!!!! *CROWD: THIS IS AWESOME (STOMP FEET) X3* Sean used all his strength to muster up that little bit of offense!! Both men are just laying in the middle of the ring neither one moving………..*moments pass*…………Sean is making his way back up…..he climbs up the turnbuckle to the scaffolding, he hops up to the wire, and starts climbing across the wire! Ackerman is getting up as well and climbs the ladder, jumps off and grabs a hold of the wire, he climbs across and is met by Sean….the two start kicking each other in the mid section!!! Sean wraps his legs around Ackerman and has him locked in a leg scissor 15 ft in the air! But NO, Ackerman lets go of the wire and drives Sean to the floor with a Powerbomb!!! He climbs back to the top rope jumps across the wire, climbs over to where Sean’s at and drops off with an elbow drop to the heart of the champ!!! Ackerman seems to have momentum shifting his way!!! *crowd going bananas* Ackerman heads to the top again! He jumps onto the wire and is slowly climbing to the middle of the ring! Exhaustion has clearly caught up with these guys! Ackerman is getting closer to the belt and Sean is still on the floor Ackerman is about 3 feet from the title, hes reaching for it and Sean is still on the ground!! Wait the ladder is tipping over…..Sean pushed the ladder over with his feet and it hits Ackerman on its way down knocking him off of the X!!! The ladder falls and Ackerman falls right on top of it!!! what a smart move by Sean!!! ……….Sean is finally up and he walks over to Ackerman, grabbing him by the hair…he places him between his legs and hits him with a HUDSON RIVER PLUNGE ON TOP OF THE LADDER!!!! Sean hurt his back as well and he seems to be laying there with Ackerman laying on top of his legs so hes not going anywhere………*Moments Pass*……….Sean pushes Ackerman off of his legs……he crawls over to the turnbuckle and climbs it……Ackerman is setting the ladder back up from him back on the ground! Sean jumps up onto the wire and hangs there for a moment, clearly he is tired! Ackerman is slowly climbing the ladder as well……Sean is climbing across making his way to the belt…..hes almost there….. Ackerman jumps off the ladder for a drop kick but Sean pulls himself up and Ackerman misses, crashing to the mat below…..Sean lets his legs down again and starts climbing closer to his title… Ackerman gets up quickly, he has a drive in his eye and hes not going to let Sean get that title, this is his only chance to win it…Sean is almost there…. Ackerman runs up the ladder like he has fresh legs and jumps up for the title, now all of a sudden he is closer than Sean!!!!! Ack is reaching for the belt, Sean comes up from behind him and HOOD ON LOCK ON ACKERMAN!!!!! Ackerman is using both arms to hold on and Sean is there hanging onto Ackerman!!! Ackerman has to support both of their weight so he cant even let one arm off to grab the belt that is literally 5 inches away from his face!!! Ackerman cannot tap and he will not pass out but Sean is not letting go of that lock!!! Who is going to give here? Ackermans arms are shaking…..can he handle this anymore??? Finally Ackerman lets go, he goes falling to the mat, Sean grabs and hangs on to the title as Ackerman falls, it unbuckles and Sean falls to the mat on top of Matt with the title in his hand!!!!!! ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER!!! DING DING DING!!!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH AND STILL ECWF UNDISPUTED WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!! "THE HOODFELLA" SEAN GOTTI!!!!! *crowd boos, but a lot of cheers are heard* *The Street Sweepers come out and help Sean to the back*

[No Nickname Needed (Staff)]

[glow=yellow,2,300]ECWF Holiday Hell, 12/4: Matt Ackerman v. Jimmy Lee for the ECWF Heavyweight Championship [/glow]

The following contest is the Main Event and it is a Falls Count Anywhere match for the ECWF World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first, the challenger, "I'm Not Okay" by My Chemical Romance plays, standing 6'2" and weighing in at 240 pounds, from Shanghai, China, "The Shanghai Dragon" Jimmy Lee! *Boos heard over cheers* *Jimmy makes his way down the ramp, stops, poses and continues on* CP: Look at the determination in this man's eyes. TH: No doubt, Clay. He is focused and ready for this match.
His opponent, "Touched" by VAST plays, as Matt "NNN" Ackerman comes out, standing 5'9" and weighing in at 195 pounds, from Thornhill, Ontario, Canada, he is the ECWF World Heavyweight Champion, Matt "No Nickname Needed" Ackerman! *Crowd stands and give very loud cheers* *Cold blue mist starts to fall to the ground as Ackerman walks to the ring. Ackerman enters the ring, and does a Hayabusa-style pose with his arms as more blue mist shoots out of the turnbuckles. Ackerman then brings his arms back towards him as the turnbuckles now fire a single, simultaneous blue pyro blast* TH: But here is another determined man. The Champ, Matt. CP: Well, yeah. I know that. It's only because he's scared to lose the title tonight, to Jimmy, which he will, no problem. TH: We all have our own opinions, sadly, you are the only dumbass I know.....
Ding ding! And this match is under way! Jimmy tries a test strength, as he raises his hand in the air, waiting for Matt. Matt looks at him suspiciously, but goes ahead and raises his hand, too. They lock hands! They lock both hands! Jimmy starts taking control, but Matt starts coming back! Matt almost has Jimmy on his knees, but is met with a low blow! Jimmy runs, bounces off the ropes, runs at Matt and connects with a hard clothesline! Jimmy picks Matt up by the his hair, whips him in the ropes, he bounces off the near ropes, jumps at Matt, looks for a spinning wheel kick, but Matt catches him in mid-air by the legs, powerbombs him and puts a bridge pin at the end! 1..2..Jimmy kicks out! TH: What a counter that was, by Matt! Matt gets to his feet, picks Jimmy up by his head, delivers a couple chops to his chest, whips him in the ropes, Matt bounces off the near-side ropes, Matt leaps and connects with a shining wizard! Matt, taking control in the match, runs to the ropes and a superstar elbow! Matt goes for the cover, 1..2..Lee gets a shoulder up! Matt gets to his feet, bringing Jimmy with him. Matt throws Jimmy in to the ropes, runs after him and a clothesline to Jimmy and he goes over the top rope to the outside! Matt runs across the ring, bounces off the ropes and the space flying phoenix splash! *Crowd: going crazy, chant: Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!* Matt is first to his feet, picking Jimmy up and throwing him shoulder-first in to the steel steps! Matt takes a moment to catch some breath. He goes under the ring apron and pulls out a ladder! I wonder what he is thinking! Matt slides the ladder in the ring, walks over to Jimmy, picks him up by the hair, but Jimmy with a low blow to Matt! Jimmy, as fast as he can, gets to his feet and an impaler ddt! Matt has rolled about halfway under the ring and Jimmy is slowly getting up. Jimmy, moments later, reaches his feet. He walks over to Matt, picks him up, but Matt, with a lead pipe, cracks Jimmy over the head with it! Jimmy stumbles back, falls and hits an announcer table! Matt, with the lead pipe in hand, walks to Jimmy and cracks it over Jimmy's head again! Now Jimmy is starting to lose blood! Matt drops the pipe, grabs Jimmy's head and slams in on the announcer table and rolls him on top! Matt grabs a chair near by and slams it in to Jimmy's chest! Matt gets in the ring, picks the ladder up and stands it up near the ropes closest to Jimmy. TH: Matt may be going for something dangerous here! Matt starts climbing to the top and moments later, sits on the top of the ladder. Matt looks down and tells the referee to hold the ladder. Matt stands at the very top, jumps off, looks for the darkness falls, but Jimmy rolls off, as Matt goes crashing through the table and hits the ground hard!!! *Crowd: Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!* CP: Matt will definetley feel the effects of that in the morning. Jimmy, still losing blood, slowly finds himself on his feet. He reaches under the ring apron, looks around and pulls out a dragon chain! CP: What the hell is he going to to with that?! Jimmy wraps it around both of his hands, walks over to Matt and starts choking him! No! Someone stop that! He could kill him! Jimmy stops, moments later, wraps the chain around his right hand, swings and knocks Matt in the back of his head! Jimmy picks Matt up and throws him, head first, in to the steel ring post and he falls to the floor! Jimmy covers Matt, 1..2..Matt kicks out! Jimmy stands to his feet, taking Matt with him. Jimmy whips Matt hard in to a side of the barricade! Jimmy runs and clotheslines him over to the other side! Jimmy sits up on the barricade, grabs a bottled water from a little kid and drinks it. TH: This is no time for a break! Jimmy turns, starts to crawl over, but is met with a massive chair shot to the head from Matt! Jimmy falls over on his back! Matt, trying to catch some breath, climbs on top of the barricade, sits there a moment, jumps and lands a hart attack #2! TH: Look at the athleticism in Matt! Matt has Lee pinned, 1..2..but somehow, Jimmy kicks out! TH: I thought Jimmy was done for! Matt lays on the ground a moment, collecting himself and finally stands to his feet. Matt grabs Lee's arms and starts dragging him toward the ramp. Matt tries to pick Jimmy up, but is met with a kick to the face! Matt stumbles back, goes back, but is tripped up by Jimmy and falls on the ramp! Jimmy quickly gets up, grabs Matt's legs and locks in an inverted asian deathlock! CP: This could do it! Matt is yelling in pain! Jimmy is pressing harder and harder, as Matt yells in agony! Matt is raising his hand, looks like he's gonna tap!!! Matt slams his hand down, pushes up with all his might and throws Jimmy off! Jimmy reaches under the ring and pulls out a table! Jimmy sets it up and walks over to Matt. Jimmy picks Matt up by his head, delivers a few right hands to his face and brings him over to the table! Jimmy slams Matt's head on the table, rolls him on top, delivers a couple more right hands to his face and climbs on the apron. TH: Something is about to go down! Jimmy climbs to the top rope, sits a moment, jumps and lands a dragon's flight and they go crashing through the table! TH: Look at the carnage! CP: Both men lay still! I don't think they'll be able to move after that! Spoke to soon! Jimmy is wiggling around and finds an arm over Matt! 1..2..thr, Matt kicks out!!!!! TH: Oh my God! Matt kicks out! *Crowd goes crazy!* I can't believe that! Jimmy, angrily and slowly, gets to his feet. He grabs Matt's hair, pulls him up, kicks him in the gut, grabs him and Jimmy with a black hole slam! Jimmy gets back to his feet, taunts the crowd *Crowd boos*, picks Matt back up, but Matt shoves him away, Lee stumbles back, Matt charges, rams his shoulder in Jimmy's gut and drives him all the way up to the stage and slams him on the cold steel of the stage! TH: Now both men just lay there. CP: They look exhausted! Matt finally gets to his feet, picks Jimmy up by the hair, goes to kick him, but Jimmy catches his foot! Matt swings brings his other leg around for an enzeguri, misses, comes back and kicks Jimmy right in the jaw! Jimmy stumbles back, slams his back in to the tron, stumbles forward, Matt kicks him in the midsection and a falcon arrow! Matt stands and walks to the back. TH: Where the hell is he going? CP: Is he giving up? *Minutes later....* Jimmy has found conciousness and slowly stands to his feet. CP: Where the hell is Matt? TH: Not sure, but I don't think he's given up. Jimmy looks around for his opponent, sees no one and looks confused. CP: Look up at the tron! Matt is standing there, stalking Jimmy! *Crowd starts cheering loudly* TH: He's gotta be at least 20 to 25 feet in the air! Jimmy starts to turn around, Matt leaps in the air, Jimmy gets all the way turned, looks up and Matt lands a halo! Jimmy slams on the steel, with Matt on top and Matt goes rolling all the way down the ramp! *Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!* TH: That....th...I don't know what to say! That was unbelievable! CP: I don't see how someone could live after that! Someone needs to check on Matt, he might be dead! TH: Jimmy may as well be, too. *EMTs come out with stretchers* CP: What the hell is this?! They are going to end this match! *Crowd boos very loud* TH: Maybe it's what's best. These two are going to kill each other, if not themselves! CP: Let the match continue, damn it! *EMTs load Matt and Jimmy on stretchers* *Crowd boos even louder* TH: Look at Jimmy, Clay. He's losing so much blood, he'll probably pass out before too long, anyway. CP: Jimmy is the Shanghai Dragon, damn it. He can't pass out! Jimmy is so close to winning! TH: HA! That's funny. To me, Matt had control. CP: He was going to make a comeback! *EMTs start to carry Matt and Lee to the back, with the crowd still booing and throwing stuff at them* *Matt shoots up from his stretcher and rips all the straps and the neckbrace off* TH: Matt isn't finished! It's a miracle! He's still wanting to fight! The EMTs are trying to lock Matt back down, but he fights all of them off, stands on his feet, runs up to Jimmy and pushes him over! CP: That's real human-like! What a coward! Matt tears his way through and frees Jimmy of the stretcher! Matt grabs Jimmy, goes for an ack-murder, but Jimmy revives by kicking free! Matt turns around and is met with a spinning wheel kick! CP: The match is still on! Jimmy gets to his feet, picks up a stretcher and throws it on top of Matt! Jimmy sets the stretcher up, picks Matt up and sets him on it. TH: This doesn't look too good! Jimmy pushes the stretcher and stops, angling it toward the end of the stage. CP: Bye bye Ackerman! TH: No! He can't do this! CP: He can and he will! Jimmy charges ahead with the stretcher and pushes it off the stage, sending Matt 10 feet down, crashing in to several tables! TH: No way! That couldn't have just happened! What the hell is wrong with him?! CP: No rules, Tim! No rules! Jimmy does whatever, whenever and however he wants! Jimmy walks toward the end and looks down at Matt, with a sadistic smile on his face. TH: Look at him! He's loving this! He loves what he's doing to another human being! CP: Ya know what? I'm loving it, too! TH: You both are sick, cruel, twisted people. Jimmy stands at the edge of the stage, jumps off high in the air and lands on Matt with a corkscrew split-legged moonsault! *Crowd: Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!* TH: How much more are these men going to take? CP: As much until one wins! Jimmy lays on top of Matt for the pin, 1...2...thr, OH GOD! MATT GETS A SHOULDER UP! CP: What the fuck?! Come on, ref.! Matt's shoulders were down! TH: Obviously not! Matt will not go down that easy! Jimmy goes for another quick cover, but Matt kicks out, again, at a near 3! Jimmy, barely able to stand, gets to his feet and starts walking in the path to the back. TH: Now he's leaving? Don't tell me he's climbing the tron as well! CP: He does whatever...... TH: Yeah, yeah, save it for someone who cares! Jimmy returns, with a barbwired 2x4 in hand! CP: Looks like Jimmy is going to return the favor! Jimmy stands at Matt's head, lifts the 2x4 high in the air, brings it down, but Matt moves out of the way, quickly! TH: That was a close call! Matt is knelt on one knee, Jimmy swings it at him again, but Matt dodges, once again! Matt stands on his feet, Jimmy swings, Matt catches him, kicks him in the gut, grabs the 2x4, swings at Jimmy, but Jimmy ducks under, Matt turns and it is met with a big boot, causing the 2x4 to knock against his head! TH: The barbwire is stuck in Matt's head and he is bleeding profusely, now! CP: HAHA! Talk about a lot of pain! That has to hurt! It's stuck in there pretty good! Jimmy reaches and jerks the 2x4 out of Matt's head and throws it on the ground. Jimmy goes for a cover, 1...2..Matt kicks out with authority! CP: Why won't he die?! TH: Aww, what's wrong, Clay? Sad that Matt is real competition? CP: No! Jimmy has done everything and he won't stay down! TH: Boo hoo! Jimmy starts to walk to the back again, but Matt reaches up and grabs Jimmy's leg! Jimmy kicks Matt in the head, grabs him by the hair and starts dragging him to the back! They enter the back, and come across a table full of food. Jimmy grabs a tray, eats a cookie, stuffs the rest in Matt's face and slams the tray in to Matt's skull! TH: Both these men are losing a great amount of blood! How much longer is this going to go on?! CP: I've told you already! To make it short, Jimmy is about to finish off Matt! TH: Yeah, would love to see that! Jimmy continues dragging Matt and comes across some fans in the back. *Jimmy stops to sign their autographs, but they refuse* TH: What the hell is he doing? He should be focused on the match! Look, they don't even want his autograph! *laughs* CP: He's got everything under control. And he's got more fans in better places! *Jimmy takes the 2 guys and slam their heads together* TH: That was uncalled for! CP: They deserved it! Jimmy turns back to Matt, but is met with a 360 spin kick to the face! TH: See, wasting time gets you nowhere! CP: That was a cheap shot! Matt grabs Jimmy by the hair, picks him up and slams him head first in to a wall! TH: Blood is everywhere! Matt grabs a cart near by, picks Jimmy up, delivers a few right hands and places him on it and starts to push it. CP: Where the hell is he taking him?! TH: Probably to the dump, where he belongs! Matt reaches an exit, opens the door and pulls Jimmy out. TH: They're taking it outside! They reach the outside. Matt starts pushing the cart faster and faster and rams it in to Jimmy's brand new Mercedes, as Jimmy flies and smashes in to the passenger window!!! CP: He just dented the hell out of Jimmy's car and broke a window! That's at least a $60,000 car! TH: Time to buy a new one! Matt pulls Jimmy out from the window, sets him on top of his shoulders and slams him on his back on the hood of his car! CP: This is wrong! He's totally ruining that car! Matt climbs atop the hood, picks Jimmy up by the hair, but Jimmy with a low blow! Jimmy stands and a piledriver, denting the hell out of the hood even more! TH: I am thinking, I don't even think Jimmy knows that it's his car. Jimmy stands up, looks around and just glares down at the car. TH: Nope! He didn't! Look at that face! *laughs* CP: Bye Matt! He's about to die! Jimmy snaps and starts stomping the piss out of Matt! Jimmy grabs Matt's head and slams it multiple times on the hood of the car! CP: HAHAHA! Jimmy is taking over and will not stop! Jimmy picks Matt up, locks with him, goes for a belly to belly suplex, but Matt stops him, lifts him up, an atomic drop and finishes out the SWITCHBACK '05! Jimmy's head smashes in to the windshield! Matt rolls him over and pins him, 1.....2.....3! Ding ding ding! Here is your winner, and STILL, ECWF World Heavyweight Champion, Matt "No Nickname Needed" Ackerman! *Crowd is heard in an uproar of loud cheers!* *EMTs shortly come out to attend the two*

[No Nickname Needed (Staff)]

[glow=yellow,2,300]NBWF World Heavyweight Title Aftermath (with Total Wrestling)[/glow]

(Total Wrestling are in the locker room, celebrating Ackerman's title win with friends, as Celldweller - "Switchback" is playing on a stereo)

Matt: Welcome, one and all! Man, it feels good to be at the top! You get to hold parties like this, with ladies, friends, ladies, drinks, and ladies, and you don't have to worry about a night in the slammer, 'cause your a celebrity! HAHAHAHA... But let's get to business... What did I tell you, Sim? What did I tell ALL of you? My time has come! The Great Plan has taken me to the top prize in the business, the NBWF World Heavyweight Title! Sim Tut failed to stop me then, and didn't even try to stop me this time around! ST, have you learned your lesson yet? If not, let me help you learn it: I CAN'T BE DEFEATED! I steamrolled thorugh the NBWF roster with no slowing down, and Sim, you were no different. (a late-teenage girl comes up and kisses Ackerman on the cheek)

Girl (drunkenly): Way to go, Matt! Yeah!

Matt: Hahahaha... Thanks. Clearly, we're not all sober here. Now, I know Cold War Connection have some business to get to, so let's have them speak.

(enter Alex Mark)

Alex: (drunkenly) Hey guys, hey guys. Are you .... are you listening? Are you gonna listen to me when I ..... I want to introduce you to ... my best friend in the whole world. I mean ... I mean, best friend after you, Dave .... and you, Matt ... and that guy from WCW, whatever his name is, I think... Oh, I think?... Well I know it starts with a... W... WC... WC... WCWCWC... These damn letters are making me naucious.... and you, uhh .... (points at the girl) whoever you are. Its my friend ... Mr. Vodka Bottle!! (holds up a half-empty vodka bottle and points at it) I love you, man!! You ... I ... I respect you. If you stick with me, I'll get you in the business ... you'll go straight to the top. You and Mr. Trashcan can have a tag team, and you can ... you can whip the Crapasmatic Enemas asses all over the arena! I know you can do it, I buuhhhlieve in you, Mr. Vodka Bottle. (Dave leans over and pats Alex on the shoulder and points to Matt) Ohhhhh yea! Hey, congratulations Matt, we're all really .... really ... really ........ uh .... hey!! You want some of my friend, Mr. Vodka Bottle? Do ya?? C'maahhnn!!!

(Matt starts trying to hold back a laugh)

Alex: Ahhh, that's ok (pats him on the shoulder), that's why you're the champ, and now you have an inanimate friend too, Mr. Heavyweight Championship Belt. Just like me (takes another shot). Can ... can I hold it? (Matt looks at him with a weary look and shakes his head) Nah, you're right, probably not a good idea right now. Oh, and all you bastards out there ... Total Wrestling ..... TOTAL WRESTLING ..... (hic) ..... uhh, Dave, take it from here, I have to go destroy the bathroom. (takes off down the hall)

Dave: That's our boy! We've been telling you all along, Total Wrestling IS the gold standard of the NBWF. And now we've got more weight. Four men, three belts. And one more will be coming, very soon. Hey Matt, hit me with another brew!

Matt: You Designated Driver? (in the background, song changes to Celldweller - "The Last Firstborn")

Dave: No, don't worry about it.

(Matt tosses Dave another beer and Dave shotguns it)

Dave: Alex is!! Hey ... don't look at me like that, good things happen when The Rocket is driving, remember?? Ha HA! Nothing can stop Total Wrestling now ... welcome to a new era of dominance in the NBWF! Come Halloween Havoc, we will be absolutely running this federation. Some want to deny our dominance, but they will soon see, that they can do two things with Total Wrestling, follow it or get left in its dust. (slurring his words) They will welcoe new Paradie ohf professional wrestling, Total Wressssli .... (passes out)

Matt: Like I said before, clearly, we're not all sober here. You know Paradigm's unable to hold on to the ground when even HE calls it Halloween Havoc. (enter West Coast Wonder)

WCW: Yeah, Matt! Way to take down Tut!

Matt: Thanks, man. Couldn't have done it without you.

WCW: Matt, this is the beginning of a new era for NBWF! CWC has the tag belts and you are the NBWF Heavyweight Champion! I told you I had your back! Nobody can stop us! Not the Charismatic Jobbers, or Tut and Lee! The new gold standard of NBWF is here! Now I gotta set my sights on a new goal. Venom, you trying to stop me from helping Matt just earned Total Wrestling another belt. It's time for me to get one too. Our TV Title match was much too short for my liking. I think another one is at hand. You better be ready when I come for you, because there's no stopping the West Coast Wonder!

Matt: Everyone out there, take a look at us. (enter Cold War Connection, drunkenly) There's West Coast Wonder (points at WCW), one of the best high-fliers in the business. The Cold War Connection (points at CWC), who are tag-team gods... well, when they're not completely plastered. And then, you have me, who can stand toe-to-toe with just about anyone in the business, and hammer them into the ground like a Whack-A-Mole! It's like I said at the beginning of my NBWF run in mid-July... We're all a bunch of pins here... And NO ONE WILL EVER KNOCK US DOWN! (laughs) We are the new era, the new Paradigm, the NEW GOLD STANDARD of the NBWF... TOTAL WRESTLING!!!

(fade to black)

[nuttyskadork]

Am I the only personwho voted? Lol.

[Venom]

I just did. Of course, I voted for a match I wrote.

[nuttyskadork]

venom said:

I just did. Of course, I voted for a match I wrote.

HaHa, you press whore lol

[Venom]

haha I know, I know. It was just one of my favorite matches that I've written.

[The Canadian Killer]

I don't know what to vote for so I'll vote for me!