Post by nuttyskadork on Jun 30, 2006 2:12:48 GMT -5
-I hate mustard. Yet Torrie Wilson makes me want to lick it ALL up.
-Chris Masters mows his lawn in a speedo.
- WWE promotes locking in Full Nelson submissions on seniors.
- The Kane's Big Red Monster Punch is best taken on fire.
- Earthworms have protein.
- Kane has only one line in See No Evil "I see it."
- Ashley would rather take her chances with cancer than have you rub sunscreen on you.
- Goldust drinks Cristal and Corona.
- Candace is a lightweight when it comes to alochol.
- JBL isn't.
- Cena doesn't "do" abs.
- JBL's favorite beer is Coors Light. He doesn't look "light."
- RVD endorses Monster Energy Drink.
- Drinking beer can actually cut down on baacteria tha causes ulcers.
- John Cena sometimes forgets to take his socks off at the tanning salon.
- Cena likes Diet Mountain Dew.
- Mickie James was afraid of fireworks.
- Rey Mysterio feels women should not wear bikinis- they should wear thongs.
- Being a Wisconsin girl, Candace likes her MIller Lite.
- Candace once burned a tick out of her stomach with a lighter.
- In retrospect, Lita feels bad about igniting ants with a magnifying glass when she was younger.
- Edge doesn't consider himself the person to ask about fashion tips. If he sees a chesseburger, he''ll eat it.
- Edge feels no one is exempt from getting away with wearing White LEvis.This includes Tommy Lee.
- Edge got pretty "R-Rated on a recent trip to Tahiti.
- Big Show has a 50 foot sports yacht.
- 7-11 dogs are big enough for the Big Show.
- Trish's grandmother was a crazy polish lady who drank vodka and danced around campfires.
- Trish wants to remind all men to wear white pants responsibly.
- Super Crazy never went to camp. He always had to work.
- JBL"s Summer Fitness Secret?: "If you're fat all year and you try to get fit in one month, it's not going to make much of a difference."
- Great Khali's youth was spent breaking rocks with hammers at a camp.
- Khali's favorite road triup song? The sopund of children screaming. Khali is fear!
- Chris Masters saw boobies for the first time in the flesh when he was 12. He was in awe.
- Chris Masters does not encourage men to wear speedo's unless they look like him. He does however encourage women to wear thongs.
- Triple H's Summer Fashion Secret? "That's in my book. Buy it and read it."
- Triple H believes fat broads should NEVER wear two piece bikinis.
- Sometimes, Triple H makes Flair ride on the roof.
- Goldust squirted ketchup in Snitsky's eye.
- While the SPirit Squad were doing a dogpile, someone yelled "May 19th" and needless to say Kane beat the crap out of them.
- Kurt Angle likes pie.
- The new Sea-Doo Stowayway 3 inflatable sea craft can hold up to three people. Or the Big Show.
- Among WWE Arts and Crafts- John Cena Macaronmi belt, Rey Luchador Mask made of paper plates. Popsicle Stick Ring, Lita Duct Tape Push Up Bra, Cardboard Announce Table with Mics, The Rock paperweight, Tatanka Headriss and Undertaker throw pillow.
- Carlito refuses to reveal what he blew up with fireworks to avoid legal trouble.
- The sun is Carlito's friend.
- Carlito's favorite gas station snack? "It's called beer."
- Rob Van Dam and his wife gave up on eating mushrooms at a Kid Rock concert.
- While watching White Zombie in the mosh pit, Edge had a random girl stick her hand down his pants because she wanted to check out the goods. (Editor's note: I don't know how many mosh pits I've been in, but I've never had that happen.)
- Victoria spent over $100 on front row seats to see Metallica, Guns N Roses and Bodycount. She caught guitar picks from both Slash and Kirk Hammet.
- Gregory Helms won Batista Bombed a crowd surfer onto the floor at a Pearl Jam concert.
- Shawn Michaels favoprite concert younger was Ted Nugent and Judas Priest. Now he prefers Third Day and Caedmon's Call.
- JBL set the record for longest belch at the Barbecue Bash. 12 seconds....
