Post by nuttyskadork on Jul 16, 2006 2:30:54 GMT -5
7/17 WNC BeatDown Results
(The WNC logo appears and fades.)
(The WNC BeatDown video plays along with System of a Down’s Revenga and we head inside the sold out “E” center in Salt Lake City, Utah as pyro goes off on the stage.)
TM: Ladies and Gentleman, we welcome you live to the jam-packed E Center in Salt Lake City, Utah for another star-studded edition of WNC BeatDown where tonight we will see the WNC in-ring debut of Venom!
King: Oh and not only that TM, the WNC tag titles will be on the line as well.
TM: Sounds like we’ve got a hell of a night lined up, let’s get started.
(My Sweet Shadow Ackerman Mix by In Flames hits to a HUGE pop!)
Jillian: Ladies and Gentleman, would you please welcome, the WNC World Heavyweight Champion, Matt Ackerman!
Matt Ackerman: You know, last week I issued a challenge to Shane Warner for a 60 Minute Iron Man match. However, I have yet to hear from Shane. So, Shane why don’t you come out here and we’ll settle this right here right now!
(Crowd pops.)
(Suddenly Shane Warner appears on the Titan-Tron. He is sitting outside of a Dodge truck in the mountains. Behind him you can see an excellent view of the city and the lake.)
Shane: Hello Matt. If you want my answer, you’re going to have to come and get it. Unfortunately, I’m not in any mood to be among the peasants and idiots that make up Salt Lake City.
(Big heat!)
Shane: So instead, why not come and join me. Up here in the Oquirrh mountains! It really is quite lovely up here. C’mon, Matt what do you say?
Matt: I say if you ain’t gonna bring the fight to me, I’m gonna bring the fight to you!
(Matt slams down his microphone and leaves the ring heading towards the back.)
King: What the? Where’s he going? We’ve got a show to do.
(Our camera man catches up with him backstage. Ackerman walks through a double set of doors into the parking lot. He gets behind the wheel of a Chevy truck and speeds off!)
TM: WHAT IN THE HELL?
King: Matt Ackerman has left the building!
(We head back to ringside.)
TM: Well folks, obviously we’ve got a camera up there where Shane Warner is, and I think Matt Ackerman just might be headed in that very direction!
King: All I can tell you is this is gonna be explosive if those two end up anywhere near one another!
(We see an image of Kid Omen backstage headed towards the ring.)
TM: Well folks Kid Omen set for tag team action along with the debuting Iron Rodger against Jesse and Kenua. That match and much more, coming up next!
(We head to commercial. We come back from commercial and we see a shot of the Oquirrh mountains in the backdrop of the Salt Lake City downtown skyline.)
TM: Well folks, we’re here in beautiful Salt Lake City, Utah at the lovely E Center. As you see there is downtown Salt Lake City. And in the background, the beautiful Oquirrh mountains. The number one contender Shane Warner has invited Matt Ackerman to join him in those mountains! We will have more on that but right now, we have our first of two debuts tonight!
DING DING DING!
Jillian: Ladies and Gentleman, the following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall.
(Saltydog by Flogging Molly hits to a decent pop!)
Introducing first, from Davey Jones’ locker, weighing 230 pounds, Iron Rodger!
(Iron Rodger comes out and jumps up on the turnbuckle and overlooks the crowd. He then backflips off and repeats on the opposite corner.)
(Sold Me by Seether hits to a big pop!)
And his partner, from Saint Kitts and Nevis, The Saint Kid Omen!
(Kid Omen comes out wearing the brand new The Saint has Spoken Kid Omen WNC t-shirt which he throws into the crowd.)
(Kurt Angle’s theme hits to a huge pop!)
And their opponents, first from Lincoln Nebraska, Kenua!
(Kenua gets in the ring and salutes the crowd.)
TM: Kenua is obviously pre-occupied as Luchara is still at her home in Los Angeles, mourning the death of her aunt.
King: But you know what I heard, TM?
TM: What, King?
King: I heard Kenua tried to find out whether their flight got in safely, he couldn’t find any record of the flight!
TM: What? What the hell are you talking about?
King: I dunno, TM. It all just seems like a bizzare situation to me.
TM: Well, perhaps it is but none the less Kenua has to focus on his match tonight.
(Set It Off Tweeker Mix by P.O.D. hits to a huge pop!)
Jillian: And his partner, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, weighing 245 pounds, Jesse!
(Nothing.)
TM: Well what the hell, now?
King: TM? You think maybe this is something supernatural?
TM: WHAT?
King: Well, Luchara hasn’t been heard from since her flight “which had no record”. And now Jesse who was on the same flight, isn’t here.
TM: Well, I have it on good authority that Jesse is indeed here in Salt Lake City. Perhaps he’s stuck in traffic.
King: If I know Jesse. If he’s not coming out here for a match. He has a damn good excuse for it.
DING DING DING!
TM: Well I guess this match will be a handicap match.
Iron Rodger and Kenua start out and go for a tie-up. Omen just nailed Kenua from behind with a Back Cracker! PLUNDERER FROM IRON RODGER! GOOD GOD!
ONE! TWO! THREE!
DING DING DING!
Here are your winners, Iron Rodger and Kid Omen!
(Iron Rodger and Kid Omen celebrate as Kenua stumbles to the back and we head to commercial.)
(We come back from commercial and see Kenua holding an ice pack on his head stumbling through the back area. Dimes walks by.)
Kenua: Hey Dimes. You seen Jesse?
Dimes: No man sorry.
(Kenua see’s a brunette walk in front of him.)
Kenua: Luchara? Is that….
(The girl quickly runs away.)
Kenua: What the….? Oh God!
(Kenua walks into the Three Amigo’s locker room. Eddie is seated at the mirror intently focused, rocking back and forth.)
Kenua: Hey Eddie. Where’s Jesse man? Did you see that?
(No response.)
Kenua: Man, I think I’m going crazy. I could’ve sworn I just saw Luchara in the hallway.
(No response.)
Kenua: Eddie? Eddie, you okay, man?
Eddie: Kenua. Tonight I have to face Venom. I’ve seen what that guy does to people. I just…. I just need to focus, ese.
(Kenua shakes his head and leaves the room. Suddenly, Jesse runs up to him, completely out of breath!)
Kenua: Jesse! Where the hell were you?!
(Jesse takes a second to catch his breath.)
Jesse: Hey Kenny. Look, man I’m sorry. I don’t know what happened. One minute, I was on my way here in the rental car. Next minute, I’m filling out a police report for an accident.
Kenua: What? You got in an accident?
Jesse: Yeah, I don’t know what the hell happened. Somebody blindsided me.
Kenua: Are you okay?
Jesse: Yeah, I’m fine. The car’s a wreck. Thank God I always get that insurance, eh?
Kenua: Listen, have you heard from Luchara at all?
Jesse: Look, I told you already. When we landed in L.A. I asked if her if she wanted me to come with her. She said no and took a cab. I spent the night in a motel and flew back to Edmonton the next morning.
Kenua: You’re sure she’s okay?
Jesse: I don’t know, I haven’t heard from her since then.
Kenua: I was really worried. I tried to check and see if the flight got their safely, but it was an invalid flight number.
Jesse: Really? You sure it was the one I gave you.
Kenua: Yeah. (Pulls a business card out of his pocket.) P-509.
(Jesse looks at it.)
Jesse: Huh? I could’ve sworn it was R-509. Lemme check my receipt when I get back to the dressing room.
Kenua: Oh, okay.
(We head back to ringside.)
King: Oh thank God, TM. It’s not anything weird. It’s just a wrong flight number, that’s all?
TM: Well, I hope you’re right. But to be honest with you King, there seems to be something amiss in the Three Amigo’s camp lately. All three of them have been acting strangely. I mean, two weeks ago Jesse left prior to wrestling in a scheduled non-televised match. Last week, he skipped out on a morning show appearance in his hometown on the radio. And now this week, he’s late for the show.
King: But what about Kenua? What’s up with him?
TM: Well I think Kenua perhaps has a valid reason as his girlfriend Luchara is going through a lot.
King: And Eddie doesn’t? He has to fight Venom tonight. The guy ends careers!
TM: Well, that’s true. Quite frankly, the fear in Eddie’s eyes was very real. Something we rarely see from him, or anyone on the WNC roster.
King: Well, I’ll tell you one man who doesn’t seem to fear Venom.
TM: Who?
King: The West Coast Wonder!
(We see WCW doing up the strap on his mask and standing up and heading to the ring.)
TM: You’re right. And coming up next, WCW is in action against Metal God!
(We head to commercials.)
(We come back from commercials and Judas Priest’s Painkiller is playing.)
DING DING DING!
The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Bad Gurl, from Hell, Michigan, Metal God!
(Alone by Sanctus Real hits to a huge pop!)
And the opponent, from San Diego, California, the West Coast Wonder!
DING DING DING!
And here we go! Metal God goes straight for WCW and stomps away on his back. Metal God picks up WCW and nails a Vertical Suplex. Metal God goes for a Backbreaker but WCW counters into a Tilt-A-Whirl headscissors! Metal lands on the second rope! Dial Em’ Up! Bad Gurl jumps in the way! WCW yells at her for a second. DROP TOE HOLD and now she’s on the second rope! DOUBLE 619! SPRINGBOARD SHOOTING STAR LUNGBLOWER ON METAL GOD! GOOD LORD! ONE! TWO! THREE!
DING DING DING!
Here is your winner, the West Coast Wonder!
(WCW grabs the microphone from Jillian Marcia.)
WCW: Tonight, Venom is making his WNC debut. And I look backstage and I see Eddie G, his opponent. A man I once had respect for. Nah, I still respect Eddie. What I don’t respect, is the fact that he is afraid of you Venom. You see for years now Venom, I’ve watched you intimidate superstar after supestar. Legend after legend. Icon after icon. You’ve always been nothing but a fraud to me! I’ve seen you turn men that I once had respect for into fearful children. At WNC Summer Blast, this thing between you and I Venom, it’s gonna end. Me and you. 2 of 3 falls. One last time! And this match, it’s not about me proving I’m the best or that I’m a Lucha Libre legend. I’ve already done that. This match Venom….is personal. This match is about me finally proving to the world that you are a PHONY!
(Alone by Sanctus Real plays again as WCW heads to the back and the crowd cheers and we head to commercial.)
(We come back from commercial and we return to the mountain scene where Shane Warner is. We see Shane pacing back and forth impatiently checking his watch.)
(We head back to ringside as Fixation on the Darkness by Killswitch Engage hits to big heat.)
TM: Well, King I have absolutely no idea, but we are being told that Matt Ackerman is headed towards Shane Warner’s location!
DING DING DING!
The following tag match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WNC Tag Team Championships. Introducing first, the challengers, at a combined weight of 825 pounds, the WNC Hardcore Champion Mike “The Best” Becker and Paul Bunyan!
(Internationally Known by Supernatural hits to even bigger heat!)
And their opponents, being accompanied by Hannah Harper, they are the WNC Tag Team Champions, Mr. Natural and the Destroyer Steve Williams!
DING DING DING!
And here we go! Becker and The Destroyer will start out. Destroyer goes for a tie-up but Becker avoids it and nails a Snap DDT! Becker stomps away on Destroyer. Becker picks him up and hits a Double Knee to the face and goes for a Scissors Kick but Natural clubs him in the back as he comes off the ropes allowing Destroyer to nail a vicious Spinebuster as Bunyan eyes Natural! Destroyer with a vicious kick on Becker and now Becker is caught in the ropes! Destroyer runs at him and Becker ducks and Destroyer falls awkwardly to the outside! Becker with a dropkick on Natural now! He tags in Bunyan! Bunyan goes to the outside to retreive Destroyer! Hannah Harper comes at him and tries to punch him in the back! What the hell is she thinking! Bunyan turns around and shakes his head and OH MY GOD! HE’S GONNA CHOKESLAM HER! No! But Destroyer nails Bunyan with a low blow! The referee missed it as he was busy with Natural! Hannah stumbles away and appears to trip over the steel steps. Natural runs over to her and yells “WE NEED AN EMT! SHE’S HURT BAD!”
TM: My God! Hannah Harper may have just been injured and folks we’ll be right back as this tag titles match continues right after this.
(We head to commercial. We come back and Hannah Harper is being attented to by several EMT”s who have a stretcher.)
TM: Well folks, a serious situation has developed here at ringside as Hannah Harper tripped over the steel steps and appears to have hit her head somehow!
Meanwhile, back in the ring Bunyan has the Destroyer in a Rear Naked Choke! Becker just blind-tagged himself in. Destroyer throws him off and Bunyan flies through the ropes and he crashes awkwardly into an EMT who lands on Harper. Natural runs over and panics. The referee leaves the ring and checks on Harper. WAIT A MINUTE! THAT’S THE WOMAN’S CHAMPION SAVANNAH! SHE JUST CRACKED BECKER WITH THE WOMAN’S TITLE! WAIT A MINUTE! RKO SLEDGE ANGEL IS HERE! RKO SPEARS SAVANNAH AND THE TWO BRAWL ON THE OUTSIDE! MY GOD! No! Destroyer has the cover on Becker! The referee gets in the ring as Natural yells at him! One! Two!
(Lights go out and crowd pops huge!)
(Lightning strikes and suddenly The Dead Man is in the ring!)
TM: OH MY GOD!
(Dead Man chokeslams Destroyer! And now he chokeslams Becker!)
TM: OH MY GOD! Look at this! Dead Man and Paul Bunyan staring each other down! But what the hell? Savannah and RKO went into the crowd somewhere. Natural is leaving Destroyer but they’re still the champions! WAIT A MINUTE! Hannah Harper is following him! She’s not hurt! This was all Natural’s plan!
King: I don’t think Natural counted on RKO or Dead Man showing up, but I guess the point is they’re still Tag Team Champs!
(We head backstage and we see Ty Langston talking with Cena 54 and X-Pac 360.)
Ty: Man, I know! I can’t believe Mr. Reality called him out. And now Matt’s gonna kick his ass!
Cena 54: Yeah I know man but……
(The three pause as Wrestling God walks past carrying a briefcase. Ty Langston confronts him.)
Ty Langston: Look, WG. I’ve never liked you before, but last week, beating up a non-wrestler. What the hell is your problem? And what the hell is in that briefcase?
WG: What’s in the briefcase? You’ll just have to wait and find out!
Ty: You know what man. I’m sick of you. And so is everyone else. It’s time someone started standing up to you.
WG: Uh huh kid. You and what backup.
Ty: Well these two for starters….
WG: Which two?
(Ty turns around and X-Pac and Cena 54 have left.)
Ty: Guys?
WG: Get the hell out of my face!
(WG shoves Ty who flies backwards into the wall. WG marches towards the curtain.)
TM: Well folks, I guess Wrestling God is on his way out here! What the hell does he have in store for Chris Jericho this week?
King: I don’t know. But I have a feeling it’s in that briefcase!
TM: Well, we’ll find out next!
(We head to commercials.)
(We come back from commercials and Wrestling God is in the ring.)
Wrestling God: Chris, buddy, how’s it going? Hahaha.
(Crowd boos.)
Wrestling God: Chris. Look, about last week. About me attacking Sean your bass player. That was uncalled for. I’m sorry. I know that Sean isn’t a wrestler. And I went too far. I’m a man. I have an ego and I have a temper. And last week I took it too far. I’m a man, Chris. And I’m man enough to admit that what I did was wrong.
(Crowd boo’s not buying his apology.)
WG: And Chris. To make it up to you, I was going to apologize in person. So I went to your house. But you weren’t home. No Chris, you were off doing TV shows and movies in Hollywood. I must say, Chris, you have a very lovely house. The only thing nicer than your house, Chris, is your very lovely wife!
(Crowd boos.)
TM: Oh, come on now! What the hell is wrong with this son of a bitch?
(WG opens the briefcase.)
WG: Hey Chris! You know what’s in this envelope. Photographs. Candid photographs. Of your wife in the swimming pool in your backyard. Now Chris. I know you don’t want me to show those pictures to all of these people here tonight. And don’t worry, because quite frankly, this town is full of stupid mormon’s anyways and if I showed these it would cause a riot!
(Crowd boo’s extremely loud!)
TM: What the hell? That son of a bitch! He can’t say that!
King: Well, he just did, sadly.
WG: So Chris. Next week, we’re gonna be in “Good Ol’ Tim Moss’s hometown, Oklahoma City. And Chris, if you don’t pay me a visit, I will show all these pictures to the people of Oklahoma.
TM: Oh come on! He’s blackmailing him!
WG: And I’ll do it too, Chris. You know I will. So it’d be in your and your wife’s interest to be in Oklahoma City next Monday night.
(Bob Marley’s Hold You Down plays as WG goes to the back and the crowd boo’s heavily.)
TM: What a son of a bitch. Well folks, coming up next, the main event. Eddie G faces off against the monster Venom!
(We head to commercial.)
(We come back from commercial and go to the area where Mr. Reality is still pacing back and forth.)
King: Well, Matt Ackerman had better hurry up. We’ve got our main event now!
(We head back to ringside.)
BRINGGGGGGGGGGG!
CAN YOU FEEL THE HEAT?
(Hot Stuff by Unknown Latin Band hits to a big pop.)
DING DING DING!
The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Melbourne, Australia, by way of Mexico, Hot Stuff Eddie G!
TM: Eddie obviously not his typical self tonight. He seems very sombre.
King: You’re right, TM. In fact, it almost looks like he’s marching to his death bed, figuratively speaking at least.
TM: Well he may well be.
(Lights go dark. Blood hits to a mixture of cheers and boos.)
And his opponent, from the hills of Romania, weighing 257 pounds, VENOM!
DING DING DING!
Venom with a big boot right to the head of Eddie! Eddie tries to run at Venom but he grabs him with one hand and throws him at the turnbuckle! Venom stomping away at Eddie in the corner! Now he’s choking him with his foot! The referee tries to restrain Venom. What the hell? Venom just nailed a throat thrust on the referee! Where the hell is Venom going? He grabs a chair and throws it in the ring! And another! And a third! A fourth! Eddie comes out after him and slams him onto the steel steps! Venom then gets back up and nails Eddie with a clothesline and Irish Whips him into the steel steps! Venom throws Eddie into the ring violently! Venom grabs the steel steps and throws them in as well! Venom gets in the ring and grabs a steel chair! THWACK! He just cracked Eddie right across the skull! And oh no! Eddie is bleeding! Venom sets the steel steps up vertically in the ring. He lifts up Eddie! What the hell is he gonna do! But Eddie hit a thumb to the eyes! Vertical Suplex! He rolls the hips! A second! And a third! The Three Amigo’s! Eddie is feeling froggy! He heads up top! But Venom sat up! Venom grabs Eddie from the top rope! OH MY GOD! NO! DON’T DO THIS! CHOKESLAM OFF THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE VERTICAL STEEL STEPS! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! MY GOD! Eddie may be broken in half!
Finally the referee gets up and calls for the bell.
Jillian: Here is your winner by disqualification, Eddie G!
(Venom gets upset at the announcement and grabs the referee and chokeslams him! He then leaves the ring and grabs Jillian Marcia! No! Unhand her! Wait a minute! There’s West Coast Wonder! WCW and Venom are duking it out up the stage! Venom and WCW very near the edge of that stage! Venom goes for a powerbomb! My God! He’s gonna powerbomb WCW right off the stage through that electrical equipment! WCW nails a Hurracanrana and both men go crashing through the equipment! My God! This is carnage!)
(Several EMT’s are already in the ring helping load Eddie G onto a stretcher as we head to commercial.)
(We come back from commercial.)
TM: Well folks, as you can see, WCW and Venom are both being taken out on stretchers. Eddie G has already been taken out. We understand he may have suffered a severe lower back injury.
(We see a close up of WCW being loaded onto a stretcher. He is wincing in pain and holding his neck.)
(Suddenly we cut to an outside scene and we see a Chevy truck speeding up a gravel road!)
TM: Wait a minute! Is that Matt Ackerman!
(The vehicle stops and Matt Ackerman gets out! The camera pans out and Shane Warner is there as well and the two men start to duke it out!)
TM: My God! These two are duking it out on the top of that cliff!
King: Oh no! Somebody’s gotta do something!
(Ackerman and Mr. Reality continue to exchange punches. Suddenly, Mr. Reality grabs Ackerman in a head lock and shoves him off the cliff!)
TM: MY GOD! ACKERMAN FELL! HE FELL OFF THAT DAMN CLIFF! OH MY GOD! SOMEBODY CALL FOR HELP! HE JUST FELL OFF THE DAMN CLIFF! GOOD GOD! SOMEBODY HELP HIM!
(Shane Warner looks down and smiles sadistically. He then grabs the WNC World Title which Ackerman left and places it face up on the edge of the cliff! He then laughs manically and drives off!)
TM: MY GOD! THAT SADISTIC SON OF A BITCH! WHERE IN THE HELL IS MATT ACKERMAN! MY GOD!
(We Fade to black as Shane Warner’s Dodge speeds off leaving a trail of dust behind it as we hear sirens in the background.)
(The WNC logo appears and fades.)
(The WNC BeatDown video plays along with System of a Down’s Revenga and we head inside the sold out “E” center in Salt Lake City, Utah as pyro goes off on the stage.)
TM: Ladies and Gentleman, we welcome you live to the jam-packed E Center in Salt Lake City, Utah for another star-studded edition of WNC BeatDown where tonight we will see the WNC in-ring debut of Venom!
King: Oh and not only that TM, the WNC tag titles will be on the line as well.
TM: Sounds like we’ve got a hell of a night lined up, let’s get started.
(My Sweet Shadow Ackerman Mix by In Flames hits to a HUGE pop!)
Jillian: Ladies and Gentleman, would you please welcome, the WNC World Heavyweight Champion, Matt Ackerman!
Matt Ackerman: You know, last week I issued a challenge to Shane Warner for a 60 Minute Iron Man match. However, I have yet to hear from Shane. So, Shane why don’t you come out here and we’ll settle this right here right now!
(Crowd pops.)
(Suddenly Shane Warner appears on the Titan-Tron. He is sitting outside of a Dodge truck in the mountains. Behind him you can see an excellent view of the city and the lake.)
Shane: Hello Matt. If you want my answer, you’re going to have to come and get it. Unfortunately, I’m not in any mood to be among the peasants and idiots that make up Salt Lake City.
(Big heat!)
Shane: So instead, why not come and join me. Up here in the Oquirrh mountains! It really is quite lovely up here. C’mon, Matt what do you say?
Matt: I say if you ain’t gonna bring the fight to me, I’m gonna bring the fight to you!
(Matt slams down his microphone and leaves the ring heading towards the back.)
King: What the? Where’s he going? We’ve got a show to do.
(Our camera man catches up with him backstage. Ackerman walks through a double set of doors into the parking lot. He gets behind the wheel of a Chevy truck and speeds off!)
TM: WHAT IN THE HELL?
King: Matt Ackerman has left the building!
(We head back to ringside.)
TM: Well folks, obviously we’ve got a camera up there where Shane Warner is, and I think Matt Ackerman just might be headed in that very direction!
King: All I can tell you is this is gonna be explosive if those two end up anywhere near one another!
(We see an image of Kid Omen backstage headed towards the ring.)
TM: Well folks Kid Omen set for tag team action along with the debuting Iron Rodger against Jesse and Kenua. That match and much more, coming up next!
(We head to commercial. We come back from commercial and we see a shot of the Oquirrh mountains in the backdrop of the Salt Lake City downtown skyline.)
TM: Well folks, we’re here in beautiful Salt Lake City, Utah at the lovely E Center. As you see there is downtown Salt Lake City. And in the background, the beautiful Oquirrh mountains. The number one contender Shane Warner has invited Matt Ackerman to join him in those mountains! We will have more on that but right now, we have our first of two debuts tonight!
DING DING DING!
Jillian: Ladies and Gentleman, the following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall.
(Saltydog by Flogging Molly hits to a decent pop!)
Introducing first, from Davey Jones’ locker, weighing 230 pounds, Iron Rodger!
(Iron Rodger comes out and jumps up on the turnbuckle and overlooks the crowd. He then backflips off and repeats on the opposite corner.)
(Sold Me by Seether hits to a big pop!)
And his partner, from Saint Kitts and Nevis, The Saint Kid Omen!
(Kid Omen comes out wearing the brand new The Saint has Spoken Kid Omen WNC t-shirt which he throws into the crowd.)
(Kurt Angle’s theme hits to a huge pop!)
And their opponents, first from Lincoln Nebraska, Kenua!
(Kenua gets in the ring and salutes the crowd.)
TM: Kenua is obviously pre-occupied as Luchara is still at her home in Los Angeles, mourning the death of her aunt.
King: But you know what I heard, TM?
TM: What, King?
King: I heard Kenua tried to find out whether their flight got in safely, he couldn’t find any record of the flight!
TM: What? What the hell are you talking about?
King: I dunno, TM. It all just seems like a bizzare situation to me.
TM: Well, perhaps it is but none the less Kenua has to focus on his match tonight.
(Set It Off Tweeker Mix by P.O.D. hits to a huge pop!)
Jillian: And his partner, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, weighing 245 pounds, Jesse!
(Nothing.)
TM: Well what the hell, now?
King: TM? You think maybe this is something supernatural?
TM: WHAT?
King: Well, Luchara hasn’t been heard from since her flight “which had no record”. And now Jesse who was on the same flight, isn’t here.
TM: Well, I have it on good authority that Jesse is indeed here in Salt Lake City. Perhaps he’s stuck in traffic.
King: If I know Jesse. If he’s not coming out here for a match. He has a damn good excuse for it.
DING DING DING!
TM: Well I guess this match will be a handicap match.
Iron Rodger and Kenua start out and go for a tie-up. Omen just nailed Kenua from behind with a Back Cracker! PLUNDERER FROM IRON RODGER! GOOD GOD!
ONE! TWO! THREE!
DING DING DING!
Here are your winners, Iron Rodger and Kid Omen!
(Iron Rodger and Kid Omen celebrate as Kenua stumbles to the back and we head to commercial.)
(We come back from commercial and see Kenua holding an ice pack on his head stumbling through the back area. Dimes walks by.)
Kenua: Hey Dimes. You seen Jesse?
Dimes: No man sorry.
(Kenua see’s a brunette walk in front of him.)
Kenua: Luchara? Is that….
(The girl quickly runs away.)
Kenua: What the….? Oh God!
(Kenua walks into the Three Amigo’s locker room. Eddie is seated at the mirror intently focused, rocking back and forth.)
Kenua: Hey Eddie. Where’s Jesse man? Did you see that?
(No response.)
Kenua: Man, I think I’m going crazy. I could’ve sworn I just saw Luchara in the hallway.
(No response.)
Kenua: Eddie? Eddie, you okay, man?
Eddie: Kenua. Tonight I have to face Venom. I’ve seen what that guy does to people. I just…. I just need to focus, ese.
(Kenua shakes his head and leaves the room. Suddenly, Jesse runs up to him, completely out of breath!)
Kenua: Jesse! Where the hell were you?!
(Jesse takes a second to catch his breath.)
Jesse: Hey Kenny. Look, man I’m sorry. I don’t know what happened. One minute, I was on my way here in the rental car. Next minute, I’m filling out a police report for an accident.
Kenua: What? You got in an accident?
Jesse: Yeah, I don’t know what the hell happened. Somebody blindsided me.
Kenua: Are you okay?
Jesse: Yeah, I’m fine. The car’s a wreck. Thank God I always get that insurance, eh?
Kenua: Listen, have you heard from Luchara at all?
Jesse: Look, I told you already. When we landed in L.A. I asked if her if she wanted me to come with her. She said no and took a cab. I spent the night in a motel and flew back to Edmonton the next morning.
Kenua: You’re sure she’s okay?
Jesse: I don’t know, I haven’t heard from her since then.
Kenua: I was really worried. I tried to check and see if the flight got their safely, but it was an invalid flight number.
Jesse: Really? You sure it was the one I gave you.
Kenua: Yeah. (Pulls a business card out of his pocket.) P-509.
(Jesse looks at it.)
Jesse: Huh? I could’ve sworn it was R-509. Lemme check my receipt when I get back to the dressing room.
Kenua: Oh, okay.
(We head back to ringside.)
King: Oh thank God, TM. It’s not anything weird. It’s just a wrong flight number, that’s all?
TM: Well, I hope you’re right. But to be honest with you King, there seems to be something amiss in the Three Amigo’s camp lately. All three of them have been acting strangely. I mean, two weeks ago Jesse left prior to wrestling in a scheduled non-televised match. Last week, he skipped out on a morning show appearance in his hometown on the radio. And now this week, he’s late for the show.
King: But what about Kenua? What’s up with him?
TM: Well I think Kenua perhaps has a valid reason as his girlfriend Luchara is going through a lot.
King: And Eddie doesn’t? He has to fight Venom tonight. The guy ends careers!
TM: Well, that’s true. Quite frankly, the fear in Eddie’s eyes was very real. Something we rarely see from him, or anyone on the WNC roster.
King: Well, I’ll tell you one man who doesn’t seem to fear Venom.
TM: Who?
King: The West Coast Wonder!
(We see WCW doing up the strap on his mask and standing up and heading to the ring.)
TM: You’re right. And coming up next, WCW is in action against Metal God!
(We head to commercials.)
(We come back from commercials and Judas Priest’s Painkiller is playing.)
DING DING DING!
The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Bad Gurl, from Hell, Michigan, Metal God!
(Alone by Sanctus Real hits to a huge pop!)
And the opponent, from San Diego, California, the West Coast Wonder!
DING DING DING!
And here we go! Metal God goes straight for WCW and stomps away on his back. Metal God picks up WCW and nails a Vertical Suplex. Metal God goes for a Backbreaker but WCW counters into a Tilt-A-Whirl headscissors! Metal lands on the second rope! Dial Em’ Up! Bad Gurl jumps in the way! WCW yells at her for a second. DROP TOE HOLD and now she’s on the second rope! DOUBLE 619! SPRINGBOARD SHOOTING STAR LUNGBLOWER ON METAL GOD! GOOD LORD! ONE! TWO! THREE!
DING DING DING!
Here is your winner, the West Coast Wonder!
(WCW grabs the microphone from Jillian Marcia.)
WCW: Tonight, Venom is making his WNC debut. And I look backstage and I see Eddie G, his opponent. A man I once had respect for. Nah, I still respect Eddie. What I don’t respect, is the fact that he is afraid of you Venom. You see for years now Venom, I’ve watched you intimidate superstar after supestar. Legend after legend. Icon after icon. You’ve always been nothing but a fraud to me! I’ve seen you turn men that I once had respect for into fearful children. At WNC Summer Blast, this thing between you and I Venom, it’s gonna end. Me and you. 2 of 3 falls. One last time! And this match, it’s not about me proving I’m the best or that I’m a Lucha Libre legend. I’ve already done that. This match Venom….is personal. This match is about me finally proving to the world that you are a PHONY!
(Alone by Sanctus Real plays again as WCW heads to the back and the crowd cheers and we head to commercial.)
(We come back from commercial and we return to the mountain scene where Shane Warner is. We see Shane pacing back and forth impatiently checking his watch.)
(We head back to ringside as Fixation on the Darkness by Killswitch Engage hits to big heat.)
TM: Well, King I have absolutely no idea, but we are being told that Matt Ackerman is headed towards Shane Warner’s location!
DING DING DING!
The following tag match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WNC Tag Team Championships. Introducing first, the challengers, at a combined weight of 825 pounds, the WNC Hardcore Champion Mike “The Best” Becker and Paul Bunyan!
(Internationally Known by Supernatural hits to even bigger heat!)
And their opponents, being accompanied by Hannah Harper, they are the WNC Tag Team Champions, Mr. Natural and the Destroyer Steve Williams!
DING DING DING!
And here we go! Becker and The Destroyer will start out. Destroyer goes for a tie-up but Becker avoids it and nails a Snap DDT! Becker stomps away on Destroyer. Becker picks him up and hits a Double Knee to the face and goes for a Scissors Kick but Natural clubs him in the back as he comes off the ropes allowing Destroyer to nail a vicious Spinebuster as Bunyan eyes Natural! Destroyer with a vicious kick on Becker and now Becker is caught in the ropes! Destroyer runs at him and Becker ducks and Destroyer falls awkwardly to the outside! Becker with a dropkick on Natural now! He tags in Bunyan! Bunyan goes to the outside to retreive Destroyer! Hannah Harper comes at him and tries to punch him in the back! What the hell is she thinking! Bunyan turns around and shakes his head and OH MY GOD! HE’S GONNA CHOKESLAM HER! No! But Destroyer nails Bunyan with a low blow! The referee missed it as he was busy with Natural! Hannah stumbles away and appears to trip over the steel steps. Natural runs over to her and yells “WE NEED AN EMT! SHE’S HURT BAD!”
TM: My God! Hannah Harper may have just been injured and folks we’ll be right back as this tag titles match continues right after this.
(We head to commercial. We come back and Hannah Harper is being attented to by several EMT”s who have a stretcher.)
TM: Well folks, a serious situation has developed here at ringside as Hannah Harper tripped over the steel steps and appears to have hit her head somehow!
Meanwhile, back in the ring Bunyan has the Destroyer in a Rear Naked Choke! Becker just blind-tagged himself in. Destroyer throws him off and Bunyan flies through the ropes and he crashes awkwardly into an EMT who lands on Harper. Natural runs over and panics. The referee leaves the ring and checks on Harper. WAIT A MINUTE! THAT’S THE WOMAN’S CHAMPION SAVANNAH! SHE JUST CRACKED BECKER WITH THE WOMAN’S TITLE! WAIT A MINUTE! RKO SLEDGE ANGEL IS HERE! RKO SPEARS SAVANNAH AND THE TWO BRAWL ON THE OUTSIDE! MY GOD! No! Destroyer has the cover on Becker! The referee gets in the ring as Natural yells at him! One! Two!
(Lights go out and crowd pops huge!)
(Lightning strikes and suddenly The Dead Man is in the ring!)
TM: OH MY GOD!
(Dead Man chokeslams Destroyer! And now he chokeslams Becker!)
TM: OH MY GOD! Look at this! Dead Man and Paul Bunyan staring each other down! But what the hell? Savannah and RKO went into the crowd somewhere. Natural is leaving Destroyer but they’re still the champions! WAIT A MINUTE! Hannah Harper is following him! She’s not hurt! This was all Natural’s plan!
King: I don’t think Natural counted on RKO or Dead Man showing up, but I guess the point is they’re still Tag Team Champs!
(We head backstage and we see Ty Langston talking with Cena 54 and X-Pac 360.)
Ty: Man, I know! I can’t believe Mr. Reality called him out. And now Matt’s gonna kick his ass!
Cena 54: Yeah I know man but……
(The three pause as Wrestling God walks past carrying a briefcase. Ty Langston confronts him.)
Ty Langston: Look, WG. I’ve never liked you before, but last week, beating up a non-wrestler. What the hell is your problem? And what the hell is in that briefcase?
WG: What’s in the briefcase? You’ll just have to wait and find out!
Ty: You know what man. I’m sick of you. And so is everyone else. It’s time someone started standing up to you.
WG: Uh huh kid. You and what backup.
Ty: Well these two for starters….
WG: Which two?
(Ty turns around and X-Pac and Cena 54 have left.)
Ty: Guys?
WG: Get the hell out of my face!
(WG shoves Ty who flies backwards into the wall. WG marches towards the curtain.)
TM: Well folks, I guess Wrestling God is on his way out here! What the hell does he have in store for Chris Jericho this week?
King: I don’t know. But I have a feeling it’s in that briefcase!
TM: Well, we’ll find out next!
(We head to commercials.)
(We come back from commercials and Wrestling God is in the ring.)
Wrestling God: Chris, buddy, how’s it going? Hahaha.
(Crowd boos.)
Wrestling God: Chris. Look, about last week. About me attacking Sean your bass player. That was uncalled for. I’m sorry. I know that Sean isn’t a wrestler. And I went too far. I’m a man. I have an ego and I have a temper. And last week I took it too far. I’m a man, Chris. And I’m man enough to admit that what I did was wrong.
(Crowd boo’s not buying his apology.)
WG: And Chris. To make it up to you, I was going to apologize in person. So I went to your house. But you weren’t home. No Chris, you were off doing TV shows and movies in Hollywood. I must say, Chris, you have a very lovely house. The only thing nicer than your house, Chris, is your very lovely wife!
(Crowd boos.)
TM: Oh, come on now! What the hell is wrong with this son of a bitch?
(WG opens the briefcase.)
WG: Hey Chris! You know what’s in this envelope. Photographs. Candid photographs. Of your wife in the swimming pool in your backyard. Now Chris. I know you don’t want me to show those pictures to all of these people here tonight. And don’t worry, because quite frankly, this town is full of stupid mormon’s anyways and if I showed these it would cause a riot!
(Crowd boo’s extremely loud!)
TM: What the hell? That son of a bitch! He can’t say that!
King: Well, he just did, sadly.
WG: So Chris. Next week, we’re gonna be in “Good Ol’ Tim Moss’s hometown, Oklahoma City. And Chris, if you don’t pay me a visit, I will show all these pictures to the people of Oklahoma.
TM: Oh come on! He’s blackmailing him!
WG: And I’ll do it too, Chris. You know I will. So it’d be in your and your wife’s interest to be in Oklahoma City next Monday night.
(Bob Marley’s Hold You Down plays as WG goes to the back and the crowd boo’s heavily.)
TM: What a son of a bitch. Well folks, coming up next, the main event. Eddie G faces off against the monster Venom!
(We head to commercial.)
(We come back from commercial and go to the area where Mr. Reality is still pacing back and forth.)
King: Well, Matt Ackerman had better hurry up. We’ve got our main event now!
(We head back to ringside.)
BRINGGGGGGGGGGG!
CAN YOU FEEL THE HEAT?
(Hot Stuff by Unknown Latin Band hits to a big pop.)
DING DING DING!
The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Melbourne, Australia, by way of Mexico, Hot Stuff Eddie G!
TM: Eddie obviously not his typical self tonight. He seems very sombre.
King: You’re right, TM. In fact, it almost looks like he’s marching to his death bed, figuratively speaking at least.
TM: Well he may well be.
(Lights go dark. Blood hits to a mixture of cheers and boos.)
And his opponent, from the hills of Romania, weighing 257 pounds, VENOM!
DING DING DING!
Venom with a big boot right to the head of Eddie! Eddie tries to run at Venom but he grabs him with one hand and throws him at the turnbuckle! Venom stomping away at Eddie in the corner! Now he’s choking him with his foot! The referee tries to restrain Venom. What the hell? Venom just nailed a throat thrust on the referee! Where the hell is Venom going? He grabs a chair and throws it in the ring! And another! And a third! A fourth! Eddie comes out after him and slams him onto the steel steps! Venom then gets back up and nails Eddie with a clothesline and Irish Whips him into the steel steps! Venom throws Eddie into the ring violently! Venom grabs the steel steps and throws them in as well! Venom gets in the ring and grabs a steel chair! THWACK! He just cracked Eddie right across the skull! And oh no! Eddie is bleeding! Venom sets the steel steps up vertically in the ring. He lifts up Eddie! What the hell is he gonna do! But Eddie hit a thumb to the eyes! Vertical Suplex! He rolls the hips! A second! And a third! The Three Amigo’s! Eddie is feeling froggy! He heads up top! But Venom sat up! Venom grabs Eddie from the top rope! OH MY GOD! NO! DON’T DO THIS! CHOKESLAM OFF THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE VERTICAL STEEL STEPS! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! MY GOD! Eddie may be broken in half!
Finally the referee gets up and calls for the bell.
Jillian: Here is your winner by disqualification, Eddie G!
(Venom gets upset at the announcement and grabs the referee and chokeslams him! He then leaves the ring and grabs Jillian Marcia! No! Unhand her! Wait a minute! There’s West Coast Wonder! WCW and Venom are duking it out up the stage! Venom and WCW very near the edge of that stage! Venom goes for a powerbomb! My God! He’s gonna powerbomb WCW right off the stage through that electrical equipment! WCW nails a Hurracanrana and both men go crashing through the equipment! My God! This is carnage!)
(Several EMT’s are already in the ring helping load Eddie G onto a stretcher as we head to commercial.)
(We come back from commercial.)
TM: Well folks, as you can see, WCW and Venom are both being taken out on stretchers. Eddie G has already been taken out. We understand he may have suffered a severe lower back injury.
(We see a close up of WCW being loaded onto a stretcher. He is wincing in pain and holding his neck.)
(Suddenly we cut to an outside scene and we see a Chevy truck speeding up a gravel road!)
TM: Wait a minute! Is that Matt Ackerman!
(The vehicle stops and Matt Ackerman gets out! The camera pans out and Shane Warner is there as well and the two men start to duke it out!)
TM: My God! These two are duking it out on the top of that cliff!
King: Oh no! Somebody’s gotta do something!
(Ackerman and Mr. Reality continue to exchange punches. Suddenly, Mr. Reality grabs Ackerman in a head lock and shoves him off the cliff!)
TM: MY GOD! ACKERMAN FELL! HE FELL OFF THAT DAMN CLIFF! OH MY GOD! SOMEBODY CALL FOR HELP! HE JUST FELL OFF THE DAMN CLIFF! GOOD GOD! SOMEBODY HELP HIM!
(Shane Warner looks down and smiles sadistically. He then grabs the WNC World Title which Ackerman left and places it face up on the edge of the cliff! He then laughs manically and drives off!)
TM: MY GOD! THAT SADISTIC SON OF A BITCH! WHERE IN THE HELL IS MATT ACKERMAN! MY GOD!
(We Fade to black as Shane Warner’s Dodge speeds off leaving a trail of dust behind it as we hear sirens in the background.)
