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Post by shanewarner on Jun 2, 2006 14:14:42 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Show Opener[/glow] singles match Mike Becker vs Kid Omen
[glow=red,2,300]£50,000 Challenge[/glow] Ladder Match Jesse vs Captain Charisma
[glow=red,2,300]Name To Fame[/glow] 5 Man Elimination Match Canadian Killer vs X-Pac vs Compton vs The Suicidal One vs Kenua
[glow=red,2,300]Birmingham Pub Brawl[/glow] Pub brawl Pete Jones vs Mr.Spectacular
[glow=red,2,300]Grudge Match[/glow] Flaming Tables Match West Coast Wonder vs Jeremy Justice
[glow=red,2,300]Hard To The Core[/glow] Triple Threat Hardcore Match Modern Marvel vs Hardcorefool vs Sadistic Steve
[glow=red,2,300]Legend vs Icon [/glow] 60 Minute Iron Man Match "Dune Dragon" Sim Tut vs "Mr.Reality" Shane Warner
[glow=red,2,300]Devil's Playground Match[/glow] "No Name Needed" Matt Ackerman vs "The Hoodfella" Sean Gotti vs Jimmy Lee vs Countdown vs "Iron Man" Jimmy Ice vs Venom
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Post by shanewarner on Jun 3, 2006 14:40:59 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Mike Becker[/glow]
Kid omen Me and you go a long way back....... and if you think for 1 second that i'm gonna lose to you your wrong! Ko well i'm the ECWF New Era fcking champion damn it! Like last prediction game everyone exept marvel sayed i was gonna lose to hellraiser well i did it again i beat him and now with the momentum on my side i'll do it again! I don't care what all of u guys say if you don't think i can defeat Kin Omen your dumber than you look!
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Post by shanewarner on Jun 3, 2006 14:41:40 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Kid Omen[/glow]
(Kid Omen is shown sitting in his locker room)
Yea and I was the OCW Hardcore Champion, But I lost to TSO!!! You are right, we do go back, back to when I was first starting out!! You helped me out and gave me tips! i looked at it like you were the sensai and I was the grasshopper, but that will be changed!! You are the New Era Champion in the ECWF, but I was too!! The only thing you have on me is expierence, but that is going to change!! You might think that you can beat me, but you are wrong! I will be victorious and you will fall to my feet!! I will show the whole roster and the whole world that you are NOTHING compared to me!!!
~THE SAINT HAS SPOKEN~
(cameras fade to black)
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Post by shanewarner on Jun 3, 2006 14:42:52 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Mike Becker[/glow]
Yeah u may have been the OCW Hardcore Champion but i am a 9 time world heavyweight champion! Who Cares about the hardcore belt KO what matters is the world heavyweight title wait how many world belts do you have.....0! u wanna talk about experece yeah i do have more than you! i'm better than you in anyway possible! So when worlds Collide my world will kill your world!
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Post by shanewarner on Jun 3, 2006 14:43:12 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Modern Marvel[/glow]
"Hard To The Core! How do you define Hardcore? That is an arguable subject! No doubt in my mind that my opponent's. Hardcore Fool and Sadistic Steve are in their own mind and in the mind of many other's Hardcore! They together would be one hell of a Tag Team combination. If they could get along! This isnt about Tag Team's though. It's about every man for himself. It's about proving just who and what is Hardcore! Survival, that is the key! Many have been wanting to see The Modern Marvel face Hardcore Fool and/or Sadistic Steve. Just because of the reputation's we have made over time. Our "Hardcore" reputation is why we are here. I have had nothing to do with OCW. Until after it was all over. But wait a minute! If OCW is done. Then why are we here? I guess if you think about it this is OCW. So now you have OCW and Tony Marshall somehow working as one!? Hmm!? Why would OCW want to bring in The Modern Marvel to defend my reputation as a Hardcore individual? Mabey its the test to see if Hardcore Fool and Sadistic Steve have what it takes? Or is it a test to see if I have what it takes? For me it is! So I guess it's a test to all three of us?! Im always up for the challange! All you have to do is ask! Ill try my best to show you what Hardcore is! Ive been in some of the most brutal matches in IW.com history. But ironically never against either SS or HF!
"Hardcore Fool! All I know is I sure dont have a problem kicking the sense into a Fool that call's himself Hardcore! You think your a Gangster? Your a Blood? You think hiding behind your gang will make you something important? Your going the wrong route dude! There are alot of way's to be an Outlaw without being involved in a F/N gang! Get your act together or your going to wind up dead or in jail. You will probably say you dont care or whatever!? So be it then if that's the case! Whatever you want to do with your life I guess you can just do it! Go ahead and ruin your future! You aint Hardcore just because your in a gang! What you gonna do drive by my house and start shooting? Wait mabey you should mug my Grandmother? Your a damn criminal! And you know what! Im the Marshall fool! Ill put you behind bars and lock you away where youll learn how to be Hardcore or you learn to be a Bitch! Thats your choice. So it all comes down to this Fool! You have to face the Icon! You call yourself the King Of The Deathmatch? Your Mid Card Championship Reign mean's nothing compared to my title Fool! Im The Xtreme World Champion! The Lord Of The Land Of Xtreme! ALl you are is what you say you are. A damn Fool!"
"And Sadistic Steve! The Lord Of Darkness! How the hell did you manage to sneak you way into a match like this? You aint no Sadistic or Hardcore man! IDK what to say about you! Other than you need to stay out of my way dude! You just like Hardcore Fool need to get a dose of the Modern wrestling world! You are both Mid Card Superstar's! I am a Champion of the World! You havent got a chance in hell! Ill show you what Sadistic is when I make you bleed all over the damn place and then punish you after I could have already defeated you! Ill show you Sadistc and Hardcore when we collide! Because when the three of us collide its going rock the world like a Earthquake. A 10.5 tearing apart the earth right down to it's very CORE!"
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Post by shanewarner on Jun 3, 2006 14:44:08 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Sim Tut[/glow]
Ever since I left the ring, there have been challenges, there have been big money offers, there have even been threats to destroy what I have built. Few offers have piqued my interest, fewer still have been seriously considered. After all, I have done away with my wordly possessions, I am merely a man who walks the earth, satisfied with what I've accomplished in my life yet hungry for whatever's next.
So why does the name Mr. Reality continue to ring in my ears? I know not the name. That is, until it was brought to my attention who exactly you are. So you fancy yourself a Hellraiser, do you? Well you have invited the Devil to your door, the Jersey Devil. You have reminded me that I am not just a man who walks the earth, but a man who walks the earth with a cold stare and bad intentions. What is it about a man so desperate to face me that he puts his own career at stake? After all, who am I to deny a man his shot at eternal glory? Mr. Reality, I am sorry that you have put so much stock in me, but I can say with all integrity that ending your career bothers me not one bit. You say you need to beat me? I feed on that fear, it can sustain me for years. Let me bring you back to Reality, Mister. Your career is overshadowed by mine because legends are not made lest they go through the Dune Dragon. There are wins and there are losses, but Sim Tut is forever. My reputation is untouchable. I invite you to sit under the Learning Tree. I must teach you that there is indeed someone more dangerous than a man with everything to lose. And that, Mr. Warner, is a man with NOTHING to lose.
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Post by shanewarner on Jun 3, 2006 14:44:32 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Kid Omen[/glow]
Becker, it doesn't matter if you were a nine time champ! I don't want to be a world champ. but if i do then i will defend it like it was life. but this is the ocw and i have the most votes, everyone thinks i can win, and i have beaten you before!! wait didnt you lose against me when i defended my new era title? EXACTLY!! so don't try me or you will pay the consequences!!
~OmeN~
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Post by shanewarner on Jun 3, 2006 14:45:07 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Iron Man, Jimmy Ice[/glow]
**The scene opens showing Iron Man sitting a his desk in his home office, looking very relaxed, in street clothes. He is typing on his computer as the camera pans the office, decorated with many old sports memorabilia, top of the line electronics, etc. The camera focuses on his desk, past a framed picture of Missy and Iron Man and finally comes to rest on Iron Man himself. He leans back in his chair and puts his feet up on the desk, staring into the camera and giving nothing away**
IM: “Well it’s been a while since I got to sit in front of a camera and verbally bash someone. I’m sure many of you have questions like ‘What has Iron Man been up to?’ and ‘What is Iron Man going to do now that he doesn’t wrestle anymore?’ The answer? **Smiles mischievously** You never know do you? But I’m not here to talk about ECWF. What’s in the past, stays in the past. I look at the here and now and to the future. Those things being WWC PPV that is coming up. I got a call after I beat Marvel a while back to participate in another show. As I said last time, I don’t normally do outside shows but The Iron Man made another exception, once again, when he heard who was involved. See I’ve got a little frustration to take out and sadly, Shane isn’t in this match. But I have plenty of beef with those who are and it looks like I will get a once in a lifetime chance to take my frustrations out on a few guys. Now it’s no secret that apart from myself, every member of this match is in the ECWF. But again, that has nothing to do with this. This match was made to showcase 6 icons in the business. A 6-Man Hell’s Prison match. I’ve already heard things like ‘this match is tailor-made for Venom’ or ‘Countdown is the man who will take it all!’ or even ‘Matt Ackerman is going to run away with this match.’ That’s fine with me. One thing I have learned is to NEVER underestimate your opponents, regardless of the environment . . . or the rules. But instead of bagging on each guy in the match individually, I’ve got a new approach. I don’t have time to sit here and pick each of you apart. Contrary to what some may think, I actually am a busy man. But I wanted to make sure to stress to each participant in this match one thing . . . The Iron Man may not be in the ECWF anymore, but that doesn’t mean the I’ve lost a step or that I’ve gotten soft. I’ve got a lot on my plate that’s kept me busy and a lot of pent up frustration I can’t wait to get out. If you underestimate me and think you’re going into this match with any kind advantage over me, I will prove you wrong . . . **snaps finger** . . . like that!”
**Iron Man takes his feet off his desk and leans forward, still looking into the camera**
IM: “So let me leave you all with a parting thought . . . It doesn’t matter who the match was tailor-made for, who the odds favor, who the hottest superstar is or who the man with the advantage seems to be. **Iron Man leans forward even more, still staring into the camera** You step into the ring with The Iron Man, any where, any time, and I will show you why I am STILL the best in this business and why they call me The Iron Man!
**Suddenly the screen scrambles and instantly fades to black**
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Post by shanewarner on Jun 3, 2006 14:45:32 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Captain Charisma[/glow]
so I am in a match for $14, 285. 79 Canadian eh? Wow Jesse this would be a step up for you to win this match seeing as your career so far is worth about half of that. Ok maybe I was stretching that.. 1/4th! Either way this must be a big match for you but that money is CHUMP CHANGE. I am the KING OF WRESTLING and will NEVER have to worry about money, unlike your welfare abusing ass. But I have always wanted to kick your ass and getting some money to end your sorry excuse for a career is just the icing on the cake!
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Post by shanewarner on Jun 3, 2006 14:46:01 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Sadistic Steve[/glow]
You have GOT to be fuckin' kidding me! These two are my opponents? HardcoreFool, someone who I have beaten and never have been beaten by? Marvel, someone who I have never had the pleasure to face, but will have the pleasure of beating the hell out of him for the very first time in my illustrious career? Give me a break for once, geeze!
First off, Marvel, buddy, man, come on. That first half of bullshit, was just you rambling on and on and on and..you get the point. Yes, the meaning of "hardcore" is a very arguable subject. Mainly, because people like YOU they are "hardcore"...but not. I don't know a whole lot about your so called "fed career" or whatever the fuck you wanna call it, but I have a question. Have you been in a hardcore match? If so, I will give you some mouse-claps or something. Next question. Have you been in a hardcore match that has redefined "hardcore"? I, myself, have been quite a few of those matches and have been successful along the lines. But, I can also vouch for a man that has taken hardcore matches to a WHOLE new mother fuckin' meaning. That man, is your other opponent, Hardcore Fool. I've been in the ring with him and no, it's not the best shituation to be in, but it's one hell of a show put on! Don't think I'm stickin' up for him now, people, because I'm not. I just know what that screwball is capable of. But I guess it was never enough for Hardcore Fool, being he's NEVER beat me! Now, Marvel, what is this match a test of, you ask. Honestly, in my own opinion, and everyone else's, it is a test for YOU to see if YOU have what it takes. I have no problem going in to this match at all. No, I have no idea how bad you suck in the ring, but I do hear about it. If it's a challenge you're wanting and if you love them so damn much, my advice, is to be prepared. Don't think for one second this is some kind of walk-in-the-park match for the 'ol mighty, great, powerful Marvel! Because it isn't. Okay......dude? It is funny how you asked how I managed to "sneak" my way in to this match. Well, you see, I was looking at the early card of the PPV and I was looking around. Turns out, no, I wasn't on, because I haven't picked an opponent. I talked to the Head-Honcho of the place and said, it would have been nice to face the one person I never have, but would love to. Who would that be? YOU, Marvel. Mr. Lord of the Land of...shut the fuck up, you no talent piece of shit! Remember, Marvel, we aren't in "Marvel World" anymore! We are outside that box, now. We will all see just how great Marvel is without his evil minions on their knees, at his feet! Oh, but wait! We've already found that out, when Iron Man pinned your bitch ass at OCW-ONS! But, but, but, wait. Hold on. This may actually be a bit more in Marvel's favor, I guess. I mean, you're the Lord of whatever you call it, you're the most hardcore person, you're the worthless XWA World Champ, which has nothing to do with here, and you are self-proclaimed Hard-to-the-Core, right? And this being that type of match and you being in it, I guess I should be.....scared? Nah, even under these stipulations and a one on one match with you, I wouldn't even break a goddamn sweat. Marvel, say what you want, think what you want. Right now, all I'm hearing is "blah blah blah" when I should be hearing "......", SILENCE! It's going to be a sad night, when one of us so called "mid-carders" give you THE WORST beating of your entire worthless and pathetic has-been life! Last note, Marvel. One, you can take that fake title of yours, and shove it up your ass! And two, be sure you bring your bitch, Katie, with you. Because after I come out victorious, I'm going to give her, her own 10.5 earthquake! And that shit will be HARD-TO-THE-CORE! YOU FUCKNUTS HAVEN'T SEEN SADISTIC YET!
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Post by shanewarner on Jun 3, 2006 14:46:28 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Mike Becker[/glow]
Omen if you have looked at the prediction game it shows how everyone thinks you will defeat me! Well you fans you efed wrestlers forgot about 2 things...I don't give a shit what you say ok so go against me just like you did when i face hellraiser and destroyed him! And everyone knows deep in them thats theres no way in hell KO can beat me i mean don't get me wrong KO is a super athlete its just I'm BETTER! Ko your right when its all sayed and done you won't be able to walk out of the arend...In fact i plan on putting bout your ankles in the You Suck and Breaking you fcking ankles cause i'm just that damn good! Ko don't even dare showing up cause if you do u would have just signed your death wish!
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Post by shanewarner on Jun 3, 2006 14:47:31 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]HardcoreFool[/glow]
*Hardcore Fool shown sitting on the steps in front of his house in the hood. People riding bikes and smoking are all around him. Some people are also trying to talk to girls walking by. Hardcore Fool is dressed in black jeans and a white “Stop Snitching” t- shirt. (A white tee with a red STOP sign but it says Stop Snitching instead of Stop in case you have never seen one) Camera slowly closes up on Hardcore Fool and he then starts to pay attention to it.*
It is Modern Marvel vs Hardcore Fool vs Sadistic Steve. At When Worlds Collide. You know they don’t call it When Worlds Collide for no reason. See we all represent different worlds. Marvel represents the ummmmmmm, Gay World, Steve represents the uh, yeah, the Gay World also and I represent the Sick ass, Gansta ass, Thug world. The reason why Marvel and Steve rep the same world is because they both are pretty similar to me, See they are both industry GM’s and even more similar, they both fucking suck. Don’t lie because you worked for them, you know it is fucking true. Marvel I know your routine, you sign all the people to your fed that you know also suck, but suck even more than you, so easily you can grab those titles for yourself. I have to admit I did try getting signed to your industries but I was never signed, I guess I didn’t “suck enough”. Marvel you are one of a kind. I have never met an opponent of mine that actually tries to help me in life. You were telling to don’t join a gang, it is bad, you will wind up dead or in jail, bitch you sound like my fucking mom, heh, you probably fucking look like that bitch too. I did end up in jail, but after all of these years I have not ended up dead yet. Why? Because unlike the other fucks that you see on the 10:00 news that where found dead because of gang “involvement”, unlike them I know how to fight, I know the ways to make a motherfucker cry, die and lie bloodied on the floor, ask Mephsito, I ended that Yeti’s career. Ask X- Pac I beat the shit out of that poser. Ask everyone that has faced me, ask them why they never dare to start some type of beef with me, because I am too fucking hardcore. “I am a damn criminal!” Oh my, is that really an insult. So what, everyone breaks laws, don’t tell me you haven’t, I don’t care how fucking gay you are, I know you have broke at least one law in your life, but that still doesn’t make breaking laws right, but that is me, I am not right. I am the perfect example of what you don’t want your kids to turn out to be when they grow up, a thug, a law breaker, a gang member, a drug dealer, a man that risks his body and life every week just to be called the winner. Unlike you and Steve I do whatever my body can, in order to win a match. And in this match I won’t just do what my body can do, I will do what these weapons can do. Also unlike you and Steve I don’t value life, I don’t value my health, I am born to die, so you wonder why I join gangs, break laws risk myself it is all because life is nothing to me, that is why I don’t hesitate when I climb to the top of the ladder above burning tables, barbwire, tacks, I don’t hesitate I just jump, all to see people in pain. You say that you are the Marshall, you are gonna put me behind bars, well I will do to you what New Yorkers have been doing to cops for the past year, I will KILL you.
Stevie boy. Sadistic Steve, Sensational Steve, Steve Partain, Steve. What a fucking fake, You are not HARDCORE. I showed you hardcore, I introduced the hardcore mentality to your shallow mind. Without me you would still be just Steven. Hardcore is not really an arguable subject you don’t have to go to askjeeves.com to find the meaning of it, all you have to do is go to ECWF.com and click superstars and look at the page of the only person in that section. See at lest you know what I am about, I have gave hardcore a new meaning, Hardcore means Hardcore Fool. It will be like that in all the Webster dictionaries to be published from now on. See you had no choice in that promo other than to stick up for me. Why? Because you don’t want to get on my bad side, and when that side erupts, shit, all the volcanoes in Hawaii cant compare to the damage that I will let loose, and people say that Pompeii was a disaster. I will show you the disaster, you and that police man over there. You said that we haven’t seen Sadistic yet, I know just about everyone of us has seen one of my matches, now that that is sadistic, not your matches with your little powerbombs, suplexes and submission locks, sadistic is pouring hot glue in peoples eyes, stabbing eyes with high heel shoes, which can be found in Marvel’s closet, jumping off of titantrons and slitting throats with barbwire. That is sadistic. I am sadistic, I am HARD- TO- THE- CORE, I am your worst nightmare, I am the deathmatch KING, I am a serial killer minded creation of the devil. You two are just simple people, people that preserve your life, and at this PPV I will “unpreserve” your lives, I will make you all regret your choices to start hardcore wrestling. Life is beautiful…. When I am not in it. Winning is optional, but pain is mandatory…………. See you in the ring.
*Camera fades to black*
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Post by shanewarner on Jun 3, 2006 14:48:06 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Jimmy Lee[/glow]
Hell’s Prison… No one knows what it is… No one knows what it looks like… No one has ever been in it. What exactly is the Hell’s Prison? Only time will tell. Here, the element of surprise is against us. Here, experience makes no difference. The only thing you need is the desire to win. I will look at each of my opponents and dissect their strengths and weaknesses. First off is Venom. This match was obviously made for you, as somebody said. But, just because it has death written all over it, don’t think that you have this match won. In fact, it is the exact opposite. Everything is against you. You have five other men wanting to win this. Each and every one of us in this match wants to win. But who wants it the most? Certainly you know that I have had a violent career, filled with the bodies of my enemies. And you have been one of them. I recall back in IHW, you and I had some confrontations. And I eventually won our match with a Maximum Impact so devastating even you could not kick out. But that was the past. I am here now to see if you have advanced at all. If you have furthered your ability even the slightest amount. If you haven’t, then God have mercy on you, for I will come at you with a force which you have never witnessed. My strength will blow your evil spirit away into the wind, and it will be carried away to where no man can find it. You are not as inhuman as you make yourself to be. You have weaknesses, like every man. And I will exploit those weaknesses to the very point where you cannot continue. Venom, you may be a Hall of Famer, but that means absolutely nothing to me. I am the Shanghai Dragon, a warrior with honor and respect. But when I step in the ring with my opponent, I show them no mercy. When I am in the ring, all who face me are my enemies, no matter who they may be. I will demolish every living soul that comes face to face with me in the squared circle, if it be you, or any other man in this match. The Hell’s Prison cannot contain the greatest fighter this business has ever seen. I will break out of it and completely obliterate everyone in my path. And if it is you, Venom, then let us hope no one sees that you, a Hall of Famer, cannot match up to me. Your title is one that you neither deserve nor hold true to. A true Hall of Famer would have greatness written all over him. But this does not apply to you. You are a slob, a man whose motions in the ring match those of a sick and dying animal. You were voted in by a group of your idiot peers, who do not know good from bad, and bad from utterly horrible. Those who wanted you in the Hall of Fame also thought that somebody like John Cena was good. You, like this man John Cena, have thousands of stupid fans who love you. Fans who, if they were to face me, would crumble into a million pieces at my feet. This match will mark the day when the Shanghai Dragon rises to greater levels than ever before. Venom will be but a memory of the past, a speck of dust in the wind. And the Maximum Impact I give him to send him away will be even greater than the one I gave him before. This Maximum Impact will crack his mind, body, and spirit. It will shake the very foundations of this planet. It will be the move that eventually kills Venom for good. And I say this to you, Venom, not for my well-being, but for yours. Prepare for the Maximum Impact!
Next, I have to finish off one of the fastest up-and-coming wrestlers today. Countdown, you are not only impressive on the mic, but you have the wrestling skill to back it up. I defeated you in your debut match, when I drove you into the mat for the three count. But that was ages ago, and this is now. This is today, where giants of the past have been laid to rest and fighters like me are at the top of the food chain. Today people like you, with all the flashy looks and women, do not get the big wins. You get pointless wins over nobodies when that is a thing of the past. I would know, I used to do it. I used to beat rookies just for the fun of it. But that, like you, is in the past. I look forward to the future, where the horizon is bright and full of new opportunities. Opportunities like this one, where I get to defeat 5 other men in a Hell’s Prison. I’m not saying that I will win the match. I’m saying that I will hurt and cripple every single man in the match. And if I can’t win, then that is already enough of a victory. Although, I plan on beating you in particular, Countdown. People don’t think I can win this match, so I’m out to prove them wrong. Everybody thinks you’re the best, and that you can win hands-down. But they have no idea what is coming to this match. I am bringing all my power and all my moves to absolutely annihilate anything standing in my way. I know I can beat you, Countdown. I’ve done it once and I can do it again. It’s just a matter of time before the world sees that I am the greatest fighter and that I can knock anybody out cold with a kick, including you. If you don’t fear me, I will instill fear into your heart. And then you will be easy prey, another bird in the wind for a hungry Dragon. Countdown, the time freeze is not coming, the end of your career is coming, and you should heed my warning. Fight me at your own risk.
Sean Gotti. You and I have faced off before. In fact, I have faced everybody except for Iron Man. You are a legend in the business. Somebody that everyone looks up to. Nobody can ever replicate your legacy. But I can damn well try to. You have been gone for a while now, and the wrestling business calls out for you to return. But will you? Will you come back with a vengeance? Will you return to destroy us? I think not. You are too caught up in other business to do what I want you to do, and that is to bring your all. And if you can’t do that, then I don’t have time to waste on you.
Matt Ackerman, my old foe. We have done battle many times, and you retained the ECWF Elite Championship against me. But times have changed, and you are no longer the champion. You have nothing. Your empire, everything you once had, is gone. Now you are only the punching bag for others, such as the Street Sweepers. If you can’t even defeat those lunatics, then why should I care about you? Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t just forget about you right now. It’s quite easy to do, believe me. You’re hardly there anymore. You’re the WNC Heavyweight Champion, but you’re barely anything in there. You have fallen a long way from the top, Ackerman. I know how it feels. I’ve done the same before. But right now I’m not as far down as you are. Beating you won’t elevate me; it’ll just be another statistic. With all the fame, hype, and glory you have had, it pities me to see you in this state, just another main eventer used to get others over. Somebody who makes others look good. What’s the name again? Oh yes, jobber to the stars. It should really be star, because I am the only star in this match. I don’t mean to disrespect the five men involved in this, but when it comes down to wrestling, I am years ahead of you. I have more talent, skill, and incentive than all of you combined. Are you hearing this, Ackerman? Don’t feel you need to promo, because it won’t help you at all. You were once a great and revered man, but now you are simply a quick meal before the main course. Goodbye, Matt Ackerman. I have been long waiting the day I could crush your pathetic skull into the ground. And this day is coming. All there is left to do is wait.
Finally. I get to speak about the biggest one of them all. The Iron Man, Jimmy Ice. Unlike the others, Iron Man, you have not fallen from your perch atop the throne of wrestling. No, you have been shot down by somebody else. And that is even worse. It is better to go out quietly than to be cast away in humiliating fashion. I feel very sorry for you. Getting beaten down by a General Manager is less than stellar. Your long, decorated career has been put to an end by a weakling. How do you tell your family that you have been taken out like this? Do you hide it from them? I would, if I were you. I wouldn’t be able to go out in public if I were destroyed like that. Look at yourself, Iron Man. You are even worse off than Ackerman. At least he has his job. But you, you are forced to go out and look for a job. You might end up a hot dog vendor, or a car salesman. And that would be a pity. I long for the day when I come face to face with you. I have never been able to wrestle you. This will be my first time. But don’t think I don’t know your style, because I have watched countless tapes. Your power amazes even me. Slams, suplexes, powerbombs, it seems as if you have it all. But looks are deceiving. Deep down, when you run out of moves, you hit a brick wall. What to do next? That’s your issue, not mine. I have hundreds of moves burned into my brain, so when I run into a sticky situation, I pull out something that nobody expects. That’s what makes me better than you, Iron Man. I don’t insult you like some rabid dog. I take my time and take action with purpose. I will wear you down and you will be unable to fight back. You, like most large men, have no stamina. That’s when the smaller, more fit men like me take advantage and strike where it hurts most. You want to vent out your frustration? Go ahead. And when you get tired of it, I’ll make you tap out! Your mind is constantly on Shane Warner, that’s why you will fail When Worlds Collide. This event is perfectly named. It’s the collision of evil, strength from the streets, cockiness from down under, hard-hitting from Canada, brute strength, and the Beast from the Far East. Six different men. Six focused individuals. Who will come out as the winner? I think it’s safe to say I will dominate and destroy. That’s been my strategy all along. But I am unpredictable at the same time. If people think Matt Ackerman or Venom or Iron Man will come out victorious, they don’t know me. I will bring to this match a raging intensity that will overpower and overcome you. If that isn’t enough, then I will have to resort to other measures. Matt Ackerman, Iron Man, Countdown, Sean Gotti, Venom, BRING THE PAIN!
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Post by shanewarner on Jun 3, 2006 14:48:40 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]West Coast Wonder[/glow]
(West Coast Wonder is in his kitchen after just waking up. He walks over to the fridge and pulls out a bottle of root beer and closes the door to the fridge. He talks while opening the bottle)
You know, when Shane Warner called me and asked me to participate in the huge pay-per-view he had planned, I was more than willing to join in.
(WCW takes a drink of the root beer)
But when he told me my opponent was Jeremy Justice, well, let’s just say I was glad to get my match with that son-of-a-bitch.
(WCW drinks the root beer one more time and sets it down)
If you don’t know my past with Jeremy Justice, then you haven’t been around for long enough. This fool thought he was ruling the feds until I started knockin’ on his door with some words for his ears. He got all scared and tried to put it off but I wouldn’t stop. Eventually he fell off the ladder like most of those fake bitches do and look where he is now. Nowhere. But he gets to have one last match with me before I send his ass out onto the curb. One last, brutal, bloody, flaming tables match.
(WCW slowly walks towards his living room while talking to the camera)
Jeremy, this is your last stand in the world of Impact Wrestling. You have contaminated and corrupted enough peoples’ minds to kill an entire nation. And guess who’s going to cure them all by killing you off? That’s right. I am. You are no American Bad Ass, you are no Insane Gary Lang, you are no Dead Man, and you sure as hell ain’t no Judge, Jury, and Executioner. You are just another name in the wind that will blow away and no one will remember. They barely even know you now, Jeremy. Time is running out for your pathetic career. I’ve been here from the start, but you like to call yourself a veteran? I don’t think so, holmes. I am a real veteran. I’ve been giving a hundred and ten percent ever since I came here. What have you been doing? Screwing up matches and building yourself a stained legacy compiled of crappy alter-egos. There will be no more of that.
(WCW slowly sits down on his couch and looks into the camera)
At When Worlds Collide, I will personally wash away your name from the wrestling world. No one will ever have to deal with your sandbagging ass ever again. Haha, I really want to hear your response to this one, if there will be any response. Probably something along the lines of “you little midget bitch, I’ll kill you”. You are so predictable sometimes. Then again, that describes everything about you. Your name, your moves, your changes from alter-ego to alter-ego. It’s all predictable, Jeremy. If you haven’t noticed that already, you might as well quit before you even get started. Like I said, this match is the end of your career. If you back away from it, you won’t get hurt. But I don’t want you to do that. I want you to come at me full force, with all your little slams and dead man antics. And as always, I will come out on top after I send your bloated body through a few flaming tables. The fire will scorch your skin and leave you with burn marks all over. Your body will be melted and your hair will be singed and burned off. The question is: Can you take the heat? Or will you melt under all the pressure? Hahaha… Jeremy Justice… On June 3rd, 2006, YOU WILL BE BURNED ALIVE!
(West Coast Wonder stares at the camera with unrelenting intensity and the scene fades out)
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Post by shanewarner on Jun 3, 2006 14:49:09 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Sadistic Steve[/glow]
Oh, wow, so it speaks. Hardcore Fool finally opens that big mouth of his, only to say some dumb shit. Okay, "Gay World"? These gay jokes got old a long time ago, bud. I have no idea what prison or jail was like for you, but look, you're out now and you don't have to worry about droppin' the soap anymore. Though, I did hear a rumor that you did that on purpose... Anyway, so you still say a lot of the same shit. You representin' the "sick ass, gangsta ass, thug world". The "gangstas" and the "thugs". God, I wish I could just line all those fake fucks up, throw a grenade in the middle of them and watch them fuckin' blow sky high! Hardcore Fool, being in a gang, only means that it takes 30 people to beat one guy down. Sure, you can hold your own, but only to a certain time until you meet your match. It is then when you start getting your head knocked off, is when you call all your little "gangsta" friends to help. Gangs are overrated and worthless. I honestly am getting sick to my fuckin' stomach everytime I hear the word gang. Bunch of weak, pathetic, low-life nobodies. But sure, you're bad ass. Hell, you beat Mephisto....WOW! You beat the shit out of X-Pac...WOW! You're the fuckin' man! .....Sarcasm, people. And how dare you put my GM ability in to question. Bitch, who the fuck do you think wrote a majority of your goddamn matches? ME! While you sit your fat ass down and write a promo, I'm the one sittin' and making you who you are. Most of the "sick and suicidal" shit you've done, I put down on paper. Believe it or not, Hardcore Fool, we actually are quite similar to one another. We both do have that sadistic frame of mind. So don't go criticizing my GM/Writing ability, you ungrateful fuck! Unlike Marvel, not once have I helped myself in my own fed and I never will. Enough about Marvel, I'm about to puke. Damn, Fool, at least you know who I am. Hell, you went through the whole damn list! Congrats, here's a cookie...with tacs in it. I guess I should thank you, since if you weren't around, I wouldn't know anything about "hardcore". Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit. You did show me, though, how you can hold a title for so long, but eventually lose it to someone who isn't anywhere in your league. I applaude that. I think that time is coming, Fool, where everything goes down hill for you. Maybe you'll be putting your life on the line for real this time and it all ends after I bash your teeth down your throat and you choke on every word you've ever said about you being the "most hardcore" ever! See, I do know what you're about. Sad thing is, while you're coming at me with all your old shit and you're being put down, I'll be coming with the new and showing a new meaning to your own little game. I wasn't taking your side earlier, more of a warning to the pig. I have been in the ring with you, Fool, and have beaten you. It won't be to my surprise when your shoulders are down and I get the 3 count. Your bad side is just as bad as a woman on her period. Fairly dangerous, but easily to escape from. Fool, believe me when I say I am ready and more than preapred for this match. I've overcome many obstacles in my life, this one will be no different, wether your pathetic ass is part of it or not! "Winning is opt...", same shit, different day. *Yawn* See you fuckstains soon!
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