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Post by linebackbuddy54 on Jun 26, 2006 17:21:33 GMT -5
anyone see the Family Guy when Quagmire thinks one of them is a chick?
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Post by Venom on Jun 26, 2006 17:35:53 GMT -5
lol yeah. I love that show...
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Post by No Nickname Needed (Staff) on Jun 26, 2006 18:42:09 GMT -5
Oh God... Oh G- Oh God... I have all of the magazines and... Oh GOD...
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Post by mikebecker on Jun 27, 2006 16:35:20 GMT -5
lol
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Post by linebackbuddy54 on Jun 27, 2006 18:25:57 GMT -5
haha, great episode
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Post by nuttyskadork on Jun 30, 2006 0:43:34 GMT -5
I would have to pick the chick with three knockers from TOtal Recall.
Quagmire: Hey Peter, you know one of them's paper mache' right.
Peter: Really? Oh, can I change my answer??? Of course I know one of them's paper mache'. I don't care!
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Post by Venom on Jun 30, 2006 7:30:41 GMT -5
(scene opens to a prison stage, where Peter, Joe, Cleveland, and Quagmire all have rock instruments)
Peter: You guys ready to ROCK?!
Inmates: Yeah!
Quagmire: One, two, three, four!
(silence)
Peter: Oh my God, we don't know any songs!
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Post by Venom on Jun 30, 2006 7:30:59 GMT -5
(Peter and Brian are driving the General Lee)
Peter: This was fun. Next time, Chris can be Boss Hog, and Meg can be Anus.
Brian: It's Enus...
Peter: What'd I say?
Brian: Anus...
Peter: Heeheeheehee
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Post by Venom on Jun 30, 2006 7:31:21 GMT -5
Peter: Yeah, I'll take a cheeseburger....
Lois: Peter! Susan's about to have her baby!
Peter: Oh, oh yeah...and a Kid's Meal...and.....I guess I'll have fries. Is anyone else gonna have fries, cause I don't wonna be the only one. I'd feel like a fatty.
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Post by Venom on Jun 30, 2006 7:31:38 GMT -5
Peter: Carol, can I have Tim's shirts?
Lois: Peter, what are you doing wearing one of Tim's shirts?
Peter: Ok, ok. Carol, say, "David Banner, I just slashed your tires."
Carol: David Banner, I just slashed your tires.
Peter: Aaaahhhh! (tears shirt off) Heeheeheehee...I'm priceless.
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Post by Venom on Jun 30, 2006 7:32:29 GMT -5
Stewie: (a few notes play) Warm out today....warm yesterday....even warmer today....
(all out banjo song begins)
Stewie: Met her on my CB, Said her name was Mimi, sounded like an angel sent to Earth...
Others: Sent to Earth
Stewie: But when I finally meet her, man you shoulda seen her, twice as tall as me, three times the girth
Other: Girth...
Stewie: Oh my fat baby loves to eat
Others: Loves to eat...
Stewie: Big ol Buddah belly, and her breasts reach to her feet. Oh, my fat baby loves to e-e-eat. My big ol fat ass baby loves to eat!
(tune ends)
Stewie: I've got blistas on me fingas!
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Post by Venom on Jun 30, 2006 7:33:57 GMT -5
(the family is driving to their new home in the South)
Meg: I can't believe I have to leave all my friends and move away! This is all your fault, Lardo!
Peter: Woah, why did I do?!
Meg: Not you, dad. Chris.
Peter: Oh...............yeah, Lardo.
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Post by Venom on Jun 30, 2006 7:38:19 GMT -5
(Peter stands in position for the final puzzle on Wheel of Fortune)
Pat: Alright, Peter, congratulations on making it this far...
Peter: Thanks, Regis...
Pat: Now you need 5 letters and a vowel, go ahead...
Peter: Uh...I'll take a Z.........a 4...............a Q..........another Q...............a third Q..........and..a Batman symbol
Pat: Oooo, well, you're not going to get much help there. You've got 15 seconds, go ahead and try to talk it out...
Peter: Is it Alex Carris..in Webster?
(music plays as the letters are turned)
Pat: I.....don't believe it....
Peter: Oh my God, I just took a shot in the dark! Holy crap!
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